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 Jun 30 2005, 12:36 PM
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 Retired Member  Group: Member Posts: 879 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,843  |
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise
essay containing the following elements: 1. Religion 2. Royalty 3. Sex 4. Mystery The prize-winning essay read: "My God," said the Queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it!" |
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Jun 30 2005, 04:17 PM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803 |
that's hilarious, I wish I had done that in my English class for college, my papers were always soooo long!
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Jun 30 2005, 04:25 PM
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 The Texan Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 136,431 |
* Makes a note *
That is efin hilarious. |
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Jun 30 2005, 04:27 PM
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 Queen of Random Information Group: Member Posts: 825 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 157,057 |
Wow. That is awesome.
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Jun 30 2005, 06:10 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
Lol. It wasn't a laughing sort of joke for me though.
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Jul 1 2005, 01:56 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
haha. that's a good essay!
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Jul 3 2005, 08:06 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 913 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 101,212 |
Now only if it was real.
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Jul 4 2005, 12:28 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 70 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 155,553 |
that was cool...hehe i liked it!
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Jul 6 2005, 01:57 AM
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 je suis une noix de coco <33 Group: Member Posts: 1,242 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 62,768 |
best essay ever
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