Birds and the bees, son, we need to talk |
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 Jun 26 2005, 04:59 PM
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ever had the birds and the bees talk with ur parents?
birds and the bees=sex talk er masterbating er anything sexually i have and it was a bad experience, i was in my room watching MTV and my pubes started to itch, sooo i scratched them. so while i was scratching :scratch: :scratch: :scratch: my mom walks in my room.  mom: Evan,Take out the-  me:  mom: Leon! i think u need to talk to ur son!:my mom yells to my dad down stairs: Dad: what!? Me: what! NO MOM! i was-mom:ssh ur dad will talk to u about it  me: omg omg omg Dad: what are u talkin about!? Mom: u know! Dad:oh! Evan! (i walk down the stairs) me:  yes dad?dad: Evan u see this ( my dad was watchin My wife and Kids the episode where jr. learned about jerking off) dad: u know what he is doing in the bathroom? me: something....bad?  dad: he is discovering himself Evan, he's learning something. me:oh dad: now u are discovering urself, sometimes u wont be able to control your urges, and i can give u advice on how to control them. me: okay i understand, and i walked away. :practically ran:that was probably one of the most embarrising,uncomfortable moments in my life. i still am mad at my mom about that. 
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Jun 26 2005, 05:01 PM
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QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Jun 26 2005, 4:59 PM) ever had the birds and the bees talk with ur parents? i have and it was a bad experience, i was in my room watching MTV and my pubes started to itch, sooo i scratched them. so while i was scratching :scratch: :scratch: :scratch: my mom walks in my room. mom: Evan,Take out the- me: mom: Leon! i think u need to talk to ur son!:my mom yells to my dad down stairs: Dad: what!? Me: what! NO MOM! i was-mom:ssh ur dad will talk to u about it me: omg omg omg Dad: what are u talkin about!? Mom: u know! Dad:oh! Evan! (i walk down the stairs) me: yes dad?dad: Evan u see this ( my dad was watchin My wife and Kids the episode where jr. learned about jerking off) dad: u know what he is doing in the bathroom? me: something....bad? dad: he is discovering himself Evan, he's learning something. me:oh dad: now u are discovering urself, sometimes u wont be able to control your urges, and i can give u advice on how to control them. me: okay i understand, and i walked away. :practically ran:that was probably one of the most embarrising,uncomfortable moments in my life. i still am mad at my mom about that.  Uhh thanks for sharing? And no, only in Health at school. Lol. |
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Jun 26 2005, 05:01 PM
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Oh, wow. I'm sorry. That must've been embarrasing.
Anyways, what's the story of the Birds and the Bees? |
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Jun 26 2005, 05:02 PM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
^ the sex talk with ur parents duh
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Jun 26 2005, 05:03 PM
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No, they never talked to me about it.
I guess they figured I'd find out all about it my own... and they were right. |
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Jun 26 2005, 05:05 PM
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No. My parents never did it. I honestly don't even know how I know so much about sex. *scratches head*
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Jun 26 2005, 05:33 PM
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Yeah. Why is it even called the birds and the bees?
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Jun 26 2005, 05:40 PM
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there are a lot of topics on this already. use the search button before you create a topic.
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Jun 26 2005, 05:53 PM
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QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Jun 26 2005, 6:02 PM) ^ the sex talk with ur parents duh I was just asking. Jeez. There's no need to get smart with me. 
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Jun 26 2005, 05:57 PM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
sry wasnt tryin to give attitude that was the playful duh
 i probably should've put a smiley |
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Jun 26 2005, 05:59 PM
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There are many topics on this =/
My parents never gave me that talk. |
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Jun 26 2005, 05:59 PM
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QUOTE(caytexo @ Jun 26 2005, 4:40 PM) there are a lot of topics on this already. use the search button before you create a topic. Yeah, but this is his specific account of what happened. Just because it's about the same thing doesn't mean you can't post it. And lol about the story. |
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Jun 26 2005, 05:59 PM
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^x3 Oh, it's okay. I thought that you were since, you know, you can't tell whether you're giving the other person an attitude or not by just reading it.
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Jun 26 2005, 06:24 PM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
QUOTE(AkaRyux @ Jun 26 2005, 6:59 PM) Yeah, but this is his specific account of what happened. Just because it's about the same thing doesn't mean you can't post it. And lol about the story. why thank u, i luv u, exactly what i was thinking when i posted it |
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Jun 26 2005, 07:06 PM
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one time when i was 12, we were driving home from the mall and allova sudden, my mommy starts talking to me about sex.
it was weird and random. im glad its over -_- |
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Jun 26 2005, 07:12 PM
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never had it. some are fast learners :] and dont need parents help
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Jun 26 2005, 07:28 PM
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I know this was a problem*snork* and you seemed to be very *snock* embarassed about it*snort* but..excuse me while I go piss myself laughing.
*10 minutes later* Ha..Whew...wow, I would be ticked off if that happend to me. Eeesh...wow, that is...just wow*snort* I should go. |
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Jun 26 2005, 07:39 PM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
lol stop laughing at me
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Jun 26 2005, 07:43 PM
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The Texan Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 136,431 |
It's a compliment
 . I have embraced your life and it has affected me in a positive manner.That, and it was a damn funny story. |
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Jun 26 2005, 07:58 PM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
glad to have affected ur life in a positive manner
it is a funny story, but it sure as hell wasnt funny at the moment! lol i kinda feel like my mom did that on purpose, for a laugh. |
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Jun 26 2005, 07:59 PM
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The Texan Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 136,431 |
She prolly did
 never know.Imagine you doing that to your kid. (Well I guess it wouldn't be as funny for you since you had it) I dunno, I might find it funny. |
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Jun 26 2005, 08:01 PM
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HAHA! Yeah, I get it all the time. Everytime I go to hang out with a boy my dad tells me.. Ugh.
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Jun 26 2005, 08:21 PM
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nope never got the talk. i think i gave my parents the talk hahaha jk. but yea i learned it other ways.
. but aha thats a cool way to get the talk.
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Jun 26 2005, 08:24 PM
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my parents never gave me this talk. i had to find out by friends and such.
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Jun 26 2005, 08:26 PM
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Oh man, that must suck. I hate it when parents don't let you explain.
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Jun 26 2005, 08:31 PM
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Hahahahha. That's funny =X
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Jun 26 2005, 08:33 PM
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hahaha oh man...that sucks. lol but yeah i had that talk in grade 7 or something...well, sort of like that talk.
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Jun 26 2005, 08:36 PM
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i never got it from the parents.. i got it from the older brother & sister.
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Jun 27 2005, 05:39 PM
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ROFL THAT'S SO FUNNY!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
but embarrassing at the same time if I was you even though I'm not a guy *cough*. Anyways... there is a topic about this already. I guess you can post it one another again? Anyways, I had problems with my period at church and the pastor was looking at me like I wasn't paying attention to him. Because I was putting my face down acting like I'm sleeping, but I wasn't. Then after service. He came to talk to me and asked why I wasn't paying attention. I couldn't lie to the pastor, because I always show guilty face when it's not a bad thing what I do sometimes. He looked at me like he's been waiting for 4 hours. So I said, "It's because of my period." Then we just stare it each other in an awkwardly way. I can see that he was gona laugh, but he held it. So he said that our discussion is over and he told me to feel better. It was really awkward to say to the pastor that I'm on my period. Seriously it is. |
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Jun 27 2005, 07:39 PM
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they dont talk about sexual stuff. but they talk about my choices of friedns and smoking which makes me feel weird.
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Jun 27 2005, 09:35 PM
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erm, that was an interesting story. thank god nothing like that has happened to me
.anyways, my parents have explained it to me, but it wasn't like that. when i was in preschool or kindergarten my parents just took out and anatomy book and explained it. i don't recall it being that embarrassing. since then, they've explained it a couple more times, but i already knew so i kind of blew them off. i never thought it was that big of a deal. |
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Jun 27 2005, 10:14 PM
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Haha I feel almost sorry for you. :-P
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Jun 27 2005, 10:21 PM
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My parents never gave me that talk. (Thank goodness
 )I had to get it from school/teacher. I don't know if that's worse or better... 
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Jun 27 2005, 10:26 PM
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ehh. how gay, don't you parents knock on the door first?! hahah j/k. Well i never got the talk from my parents..but i had to watch a video in Science about it. Talk about allowing porn into school hahah
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Jun 27 2005, 10:30 PM
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Wow, very interesting, a pretty bad experience I should say...
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Jun 27 2005, 11:19 PM
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My Mom just told me what sex was. I never learned about masterbation and that stuff. Not even in school.
cB has taught me so much. Literally.
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Jun 28 2005, 01:46 AM
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I hate that talk when i was like, 10.
That was weird, considering I didn't know anything then. |
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Jun 28 2005, 05:12 AM
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I've never had 'the talk' before.
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Jun 28 2005, 06:09 AM
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Oww. I'm sorry to hear that. That must be very embarassing....
And no. My parents never talk about the birds and the bees, not even the butterflies or the fish. I don't know where did I learn all the stuff about sex..... maybe from my friends.. |
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Jun 28 2005, 07:04 AM
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My mom gave me the talk when I was in pre-school. She's an OBGYN, so she showed me all the diagrams in her medical books. The next day she got a call from the pre-school telling her that I had taken her medical books and was trying to teach all the other kids about the birds and the bees. XD
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Jun 28 2005, 12:38 PM
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ooh dear. Yea my parents have never given me "the Talk". i don't think they're planning on it either. Oh well, no loss, health class in school!
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Jun 28 2005, 03:00 PM
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Hrm, no.
My parents are too jesterly to talk about anything sexual, seriously with me. I don't mind it whatsoever. It would make me uncomfortable at the most. |
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Jun 28 2005, 03:28 PM
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mine just say
boys are bad and talking to them wil make you unsuccessful into life and you can't date til you finish school ecpet i don't really listen =] |
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Jun 28 2005, 03:42 PM
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Parents are bitch
They're stubborn They think they're right They think they all that They suck |
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Jun 28 2005, 05:53 PM
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Good-Bye. Group: Member Posts: 2,100 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 161,149 |
Poor yoh
Mai parent ever gav mee tht alk b4  lucky mee
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Jun 28 2005, 07:55 PM
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...hahah .. nice
thats ..yeah ..embarassing for you.. i've NEVER EVER had the talk w/ my parents before ...im17.. my mom probly doesnt even know tht i know about it hhhahah ..yeah. |
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Aug 3 2006, 12:34 PM
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my parents just know I know. hahahaha
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Aug 13 2006, 10:34 PM
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lol..your story made me laugh.
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Aug 17 2006, 08:00 PM
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yea my mom took me on this lil weekend vacation and bought books.
it was horrible. i so did not want to hear it. especially from a kit with fill in the blanks! it still makes me mad that she tricked me in to going. the very detailed sex ed class last semester was enough to keep me away from sex:pinch: |
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Aug 17 2006, 11:43 PM
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never had it the talk yet =P
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Aug 20 2006, 09:33 AM
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Haha, no.
I just kind of figure it out on my own, and my mother gave me a sex book...and my grandma [her mother] gave me this sex for dummies book also and told me to read it.. SO i'm sure I know more than what I'm supposed to. |
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Aug 23 2006, 11:23 PM
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wow..haha funny
...my parents never gave me that talk...
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Aug 29 2006, 10:34 PM
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My parents never gave me that talk. I just figured it out myself. That's a really funny story tho. Hahahaha I'm gonna show my friends.
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Aug 30 2006, 07:09 PM
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lol wow, ok hmm that would be so like embarrasing wow...err that was a weird story?
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Aug 30 2006, 07:15 PM
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My dad gave me the talk, which would have been bad enough anyway because I'm a girl, and he went into EXPLICIT detail...oh God, I thought I was going to die of embarrassment.
Dad: Now this may sound strange, but the man's penis is just the right shape to fit into the woman's... Me: STOP RIGHT THERE!!! I don't need to hear this. |
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Aug 30 2006, 07:31 PM
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QUOTE(femme_fatale4160 @ Aug 30 2006, 5:15 PM) My dad gave me the talk, which would have been bad enough anyway because I'm a girl, and he went into EXPLICIT detail...oh God, I thought I was going to die of embarrassment. Dad: Now this may sound strange, but the man's penis is just the right shape to fit into the woman's... Me: STOP RIGHT THERE!!! I don't need to hear this. Lol!!! My mom gave me the "talk" but i was only like 10 so she didnt go into the details (thank god) but everything else i found out on my own. |
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Aug 30 2006, 07:41 PM
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 banana ham! Group: Member Posts: 661 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,050 |
QUOTE(sp3nca @ Jun 26 2005, 7:12 PM) never had it. some are fast learners :] and dont need parents help YUP.
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Mar 13 2008, 07:34 PM
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 That's what she said. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,559 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,200 |
I just felt I had to bump this topic because some of the posts were really funny and I didn't get the "talk" until today.
It was really awkward because I was conversing with Paolo (boyfriend) and my mother came home and after Paolo left shortly, she told me that boys will take advantage of me. (My grandma says the same thing.) Its just very awkward because I was taught that PDA was bad but if I don't show affection in public where do I show it? Ya know? 
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Mar 13 2008, 07:38 PM
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I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about sex. He sort of smiled and said, "Instead of telling you what sex is, why don't we go out to the horse pasture and I'll show you." So we did, and there on the ground were my parents having sex.
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Mar 13 2008, 07:39 PM
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QUOTE(Reidar @ Mar 13 2008, 04:38 PM) I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about sex. He sort of smiled and said, "Instead of telling you what sex is, why don't we go out to the horse pasture and I'll show you." So we did, and there on the ground were my parents having sex. I do believe that this is your most traumatizing post yet.
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Mar 15 2008, 08:55 PM
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hahahahaha. My parents gave my elementary school permission to teach us all about it so they wouldn't have to. :P But I learned the basics from my brother at a young-ish age. I was a disturbed child...
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Mar 15 2008, 09:01 PM
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QUOTE(Miss Criss @ Jun 26 2005, 06:05 PM) No. My parents never did it. I honestly don't even know how I know so much about sex. *scratches head* haha, me either! i mean, i remember health class in fifth grade was the first time somebody actually sat me down and talked to me about it. otherwise, my mom never said anything  i dont know where i get all my info. |
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Mar 15 2008, 09:27 PM
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Lolol.
i dont need it i have perverted friends and internet 
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Mar 15 2008, 10:08 PM
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Can someone please enlighten me with why, exactly it is called the "Birds and the Bees" talk?
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Mar 15 2008, 11:52 PM
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QUOTE(austinoutloud @ Mar 15 2008, 08:08 PM) Can someone please enlighten me with why, exactly it is called the "Birds and the Bees" talk? my science teacher explained it one time. apparently there is a song lyric that says something like "birds do it, bees do it..." but who knows. |
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Mar 17 2008, 01:48 AM
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hahaha.
that's a funny story, & i've never gotten that talk. |
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Mar 18 2008, 07:03 PM
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That's what she said. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,559 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,200 |
My science teacher told me people like to have sex because of the "risk".
I'm not sure what she meant by that, I thought people just did it because they were horny sexpots.
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Mar 18 2008, 07:07 PM
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um, i never got the talk but i was asked at least once a day if i had sex already. Every time i said no and my mom was like well remember if your going to have sex id rather you be safe than sorry.
One day she asked, and the answer was yes. she cried. alot. so did my dad and that was a big because he never cries, about anything. it wasn't horrible it was just uncomfortable. |
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Mar 18 2008, 07:17 PM
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QUOTE(austinoutloud @ Mar 15 2008, 08:08 PM) Can someone please enlighten me with why, exactly it is called the "Birds and the Bees" talk? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_birds_and_the_bees and no, i never had that convo with my parents. |
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Mar 18 2008, 10:56 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 75 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 601,097 |
oh yeah, it was:
"Birds do it, bees do it Even educated fleas do it Let's do it, let's fall in love" |
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Jul 28 2008, 02:57 AM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 1 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 671,697 |
I ALMOST got the talk yesterday... me:*Sitting down on the couch by my Mom* sis:*Playing sims* *A sim being birth* me:*bored out of my head just wathing my sis's game and a bit of TV*  sis:You souldn't be looking @ these things.  mom:I think its about time to have "the talk" about the "Birds and the Bees" me:Huh? Birds and the Bees? What? sis:Mom I think its about time you told him about "The talk" me:*Tring to say* HOLD ON THE TALK!  mom:Trying to say as much as she can as fast as she can about the bb's me:*RUNNING FOR MY LIFE* |
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Jul 28 2008, 06:53 PM
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 . ish Happens . Group: Member Posts: 244 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 665,362 |
  haven't had the "Talk" don't think i'll have it anytime soon...unless they just decide to give it when i get my car...but then i don't really need it anyway... |
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Jul 28 2008, 06:56 PM
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 asdfghjkl; Group: Official Designer Posts: 1,121 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 665,416 |
LMFAO. that is embarrassing as hell. ouch. haha. &me too, i never really talked to them about anything related to sex and babies.
in first grade my friend was like you know... all of our parents had SEX. i was like WTF? no WAY. &he told me about it, &that, that's how people make babies. i was like woah. lmfao. |
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