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McDonalds McJackson, sandwich
slipper
post Jun 20 2005, 04:22 PM
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Did you hear about the new McDonalds McJackson sandwich?


It's a 35 40-something year old slab of meat between two 12 year old buns.
 
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post Jun 20 2005, 04:54 PM
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How visual and gross. pinch.gif Funny though. laugh.gif
 
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post Jun 20 2005, 06:44 PM
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I'm just a little bit crazy...
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*thinks*pinch.gif *visualize*mellow.gif *shivers*crazy.gif
 
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post Jun 20 2005, 07:51 PM
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What a hypocrite.
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Wow, that's just wrong.
I could vaguely imagine it though.
Eek. That's creepy...
 
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post Jun 20 2005, 08:43 PM
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oh my god.

it took me a while to comprehend.

ew..
 
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post Jun 21 2005, 08:24 AM
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That is so rude and offensive -_-; He's freaking innocent; leave the man alone.
 
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post Jun 21 2005, 01:31 PM
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I think its awesome, even though my Uncle owns Short Enterprises. Which is a chain of McDonalds Restaurants... Ohh well, its a good one.
 
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post Jun 21 2005, 01:36 PM
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rainy days fade away..
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ahhahaha wow. people have good imaginations.
 
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post Jun 21 2005, 01:37 PM
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hahahah. nice.
 
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post Jun 21 2005, 01:41 PM
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^_^
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Isn't he in his 40s?
 
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post Jun 21 2005, 02:15 PM
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This bitch better work!
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wow. laugh.gif
 
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post Jun 24 2005, 11:54 PM
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another MJ joke involving mcdonalds.



What does Michael Jackson think of when he sees a boy in a McDonald's suit?

A happy meal.
 
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post Jun 25 2005, 12:22 AM
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haha, funny.
 
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post Jun 25 2005, 03:38 PM
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show me a garden thats bursting to life
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Hilarious yet a very bad image in my head.
 
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post Jun 25 2005, 09:00 PM
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^
same here. X.x
 
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post Jul 1 2005, 02:11 AM
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eww. sick. BLECKK
 
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post Jul 1 2005, 01:45 PM
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oh gosh that's nasty..
 
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post Jul 1 2005, 04:09 PM
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HAAAAAAAA.
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Eew. I wonder if it has mold on it. sick.gif
 
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post Jul 1 2005, 05:34 PM
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Too slow.
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Hahah, I liked the second one best.
 
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post Jul 1 2005, 05:51 PM
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haha
good one
 
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post Jul 1 2005, 05:57 PM
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hahaha!

omg I'm so going to post my mj joke!


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post Jul 2 2005, 05:50 PM
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memories live FOREVER<3
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well thats rude..
 
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post Jul 8 2005, 12:05 AM
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IM NOT GONNA THINK ABOUT IT blink.gif
 
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post Jul 8 2005, 12:08 AM
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uhhh........not my ideal meal....sick, yet funny
 
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post Jul 9 2005, 08:31 PM
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ew. i actually shivered and made a uagahh sound.
 
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post Jul 10 2005, 11:33 AM
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lol u got this from this joke generator ding biggrin.gif
 
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post Jul 10 2005, 07:07 PM
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whatever d00de
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hahah love the mj & mocdonalds joke
 
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post Jul 10 2005, 07:30 PM
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ahh the images in my head.

ive heard that before though
 
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post Jul 12 2005, 05:57 PM
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QUOTE(Kevinxp @ Jul 10 2005, 6:33 AM)
lol u got this from this joke generator ding  biggrin.gif
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aww, you caught me. laugh.gif laugh.gif
 
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post Jul 13 2005, 02:21 PM
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omg thats soo gross....
 
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post Jul 13 2005, 02:58 PM
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*gags*

funny though.
 
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post Jul 13 2005, 03:33 PM
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fresky but damn funny biggrin.gif ohmy.gif
 
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post Jul 13 2005, 05:54 PM
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My desperate heart is far too weak to run for you this long.
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ahhhhhh!!!!!!! lol....ewwww but funny
 
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post Jul 13 2005, 08:02 PM
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cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow
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to me it wasnt funny cause im kind of like tired of hearing micheal jackson jokes. and plus he wasnt found guilty.
 
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post Jul 14 2005, 12:33 AM
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i really wanna say those three little words.. <3
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ewwww... at first i didn't get it totally and now... *shivers* EW!

im too pure-minded for this forum lol
 
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post Jul 14 2005, 10:35 PM
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ewww gross!!
 
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post Jul 15 2005, 12:52 AM
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Ah... gross. X___x
 
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