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| *mona lisa* |
 Jun 17 2005, 05:23 PM
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A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book,"she replies, [thinking "Isn't it obvious?]" "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing; I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day, ma'am," and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's probable she can also think. |
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Jun 17 2005, 05:26 PM
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Jessica  Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,118 |
Lol, true dat. =]
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Jun 17 2005, 05:50 PM
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s w e e t e s t Group: Member Posts: 808 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 46,149 |
Hahaha.. she scared the police away .. Poor police ..
 dont argue with women!!
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Jun 17 2005, 08:26 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
Bwahaha. Go us!
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Jun 17 2005, 09:49 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
haha i wouldn't have thought of saying that
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Jun 17 2005, 11:21 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
Hahaha. Very clever.
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Jun 19 2005, 03:02 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,266 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,600 |
LOL!
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Jun 19 2005, 03:12 PM
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 rainy days fade away.. Group: Member Posts: 566 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 58,261 |
hahahahahah that is the best thing ive read in a while!
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Jun 19 2005, 04:35 PM
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mood: content Group: Member Posts: 2,063 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,325 |
ROFL, clever clever clever woman...
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Jun 21 2005, 01:27 PM
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 What a hypocrite. Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 |
That was smart of the woman, very smart.
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Jun 21 2005, 04:51 PM
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 Residential Crazy Child Group: Member Posts: 934 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 116,897 |
Lmao-one smart-ass woman.
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Jun 21 2005, 08:54 PM
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 i have a cut that no bandage or medicine can cure.... Group: Member Posts: 91 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 78,746 |
 girls are scary! 
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Jul 14 2005, 03:50 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
lol. that woman rocks!
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| *anubis* |
Jul 14 2005, 11:21 AM
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LOL!!!!!!
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Jul 14 2005, 01:11 PM
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 i really wanna say those three little words.. <3 Group: Member Posts: 241 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,636 |
damn straight! haha like i always tell my guy friends.. never argue with a woman, she'll always win!!
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Jul 14 2005, 04:54 PM
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 i <3 peter Group: Member Posts: 350 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 147,825 |
Ooo. Quick thinking.
Nice job.
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Jul 14 2005, 10:26 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,220 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 81,808 |
yeah ... we women have beauty and brains lol
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