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 Jun 12 2005, 08:07 PM
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 Day's Nearly Over  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,553 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 45,183  |
PREGNANCY Q & A
Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college. |
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Jun 13 2005, 06:12 AM
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 naïvety Group: Human Posts: 1,303 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 488 |
QUOTE(Days Nearly Over @ Jun 13 2005, 9:07 AM) Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy.  ROFLMAO!!! that's hilarious 
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Jun 13 2005, 04:40 PM
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 Rock out X3 Group: Member Posts: 319 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 69,317 |
QUOTE Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college. haha good jokes 
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Jun 13 2005, 06:09 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
LOL. Wish I knew these answers when I was pregnant.
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Jun 15 2005, 07:58 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 515 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,039 |
haha..nice..
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college. xD |
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Jun 15 2005, 08:33 PM
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 The Best Thing Since Instant Soup Group: Member Posts: 815 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 104,928 |
If I was pregnant and that was my doctor talking, I would've smacked the shit outta him by now. But yeah, some of those were really funny but some were corny.
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Jun 17 2005, 05:20 PM
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lol Those were funny.
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Jun 20 2005, 02:09 PM
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 What a hypocrite. Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 |
I like these two.
QUOTE Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. - - - - - - - Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Haha, these made me laugh.  Thanks for posting them up.
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Jun 20 2005, 02:11 PM
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 The lost and trying to be found.. Group: Member Posts: 444 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,073 |
OMG these are so funny! lol
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