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http://www.new-year.co.uk/chinese/cookie.cfm
Pick one and add "in the bedroom" at the end. I find them funny. No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right in the bedroom. |
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Jun 10 2005, 04:57 PM
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 Another ditch in the road... you keep moving  Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
How come only your friends step on your new white sneakers in the bedroom?
lol. i like this: Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing in the bedroom LOL |
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Jun 10 2005, 04:59 PM
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Don't worry about avoiding temptation -- as you grow older, it starts avoiding you in the bedroom.
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Jun 10 2005, 04:59 PM
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Nothing cures insomnia like the realisation that it's time to get up in the bedroom
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Jun 10 2005, 05:00 PM
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hahahaha nicole
It is only the most intelligent and the most ignorant who are not susceptible to change.--in the bedroom. |
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Jun 10 2005, 05:00 PM
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A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat in the bedroom.
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Jun 10 2005, 05:04 PM
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It doesn't happen all at once. Life and learning take a long time in the bedroom.
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Jun 10 2005, 05:07 PM
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Where ever you go there you are in the bedroom.
Wth. Lmao. |
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Jun 10 2005, 05:11 PM
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What good is a ticket to the good life, if you can't find the entrance in the bedroom?
omg this has to be the funniest one: Imagination is more important than knowledge in the bedroom. hahaahahahahahaha |
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Jun 10 2005, 05:13 PM
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The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train in the bedroom.
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Jun 10 2005, 05:18 PM
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Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss in the bedroom.
what kinda golf are they playing?? |
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Jun 10 2005, 05:18 PM
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Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them in the bedroom.
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action in the bedroom. |
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Jun 10 2005, 06:28 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,087 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,491 |
Vote on the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing in the bedroom
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Jun 10 2005, 07:10 PM
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QUOTE Vote on the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing in the bedroom Hahahaha. What people don't understand, they fear. What they fear they seek to destroy in the bedroom. |
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Jun 10 2005, 07:47 PM
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Be generous without being greedy in the bedroom.
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Jun 10 2005, 07:54 PM
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"No" uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a "Yes" merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble in te bedroom...
wtf is this frigidism? |
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Jun 10 2005, 08:03 PM
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Anything worth doing is worth overdoing in the bedroom.
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Jun 10 2005, 08:39 PM
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define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
Text processing has made it possible to right-justify any idea, even one which cannot be justified on any other grounds in the bedroom.
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Jun 10 2005, 08:48 PM
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"I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best in the bedroom." -Oscar Wilde.
Hahahahahaha. |
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Jun 10 2005, 08:55 PM
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I'm going to live forever, or die trying in the bedroom.
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Jun 10 2005, 10:07 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
Don't be humble... You're not that great in the bedroom.
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Jun 10 2005, 10:11 PM
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 the best part of believe is the lie Group: Member Posts: 140 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 149,327 |
The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse in the bedroom.
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Jun 10 2005, 10:12 PM
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Reality is what refuses to go away when I stop believing in it. Remember that "Help us grow this grass" is a far more effective sign than in the bedroom.
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Jun 10 2005, 10:15 PM
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Any philosophy that can be put in a nutshell belongs there in the bedroom
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Jun 10 2005, 10:20 PM
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Expect the worst, it's the least you can do in the bedroom.
The game is nothing, the playing of it is everything in the bedroom |
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Jun 10 2005, 10:21 PM
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No one can make you feel inferior without your consent in the bedroom. lol.
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Jun 10 2005, 10:23 PM
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I am a fortunate man. Whenever I make a mistake, other people are sure to notice it in the bedroom.
Hahahaha. |
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Jun 10 2005, 10:33 PM
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the best part of believe is the lie Group: Member Posts: 140 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 149,327 |
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance in the bedroom. <- this guy is creeping me out...
 It makes sense, when you don't think about it in the bedroom. lol edit: If at first you don't succeed, don't try again, there's no use looking like a damn fool in the bedroom. (I think thats it, I accidentally exited out of the screen.) |
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Jun 11 2005, 12:25 AM
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While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery in the bedroom
prostitution? 
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Jun 11 2005, 12:56 AM
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livin up to the name. Group: Member Posts: 1,594 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,539 |
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know in the bedroom.
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Jun 11 2005, 01:49 AM
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Twenty per cent of Zero is Better than Nothing.--in the bedroom
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Jun 11 2005, 02:08 AM
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Cleanliness is next to impossible in the bedroom!!!
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Jun 11 2005, 08:51 PM
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livin up to the name. Group: Member Posts: 1,594 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,539 |
Compared with what we ought to be, we are only half awake in the bedroom.
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Jun 11 2005, 08:52 PM
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Furious activity is no substitute for understanding in the bedroom.
"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous in the bedroom." ahahahahhaa
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Jun 11 2005, 08:54 PM
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HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
I am a fortunate man. Whenever I make a mistake, other people are sure to notice it in the bedroom.
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Jun 11 2005, 09:10 PM
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To live in fear is not to live at all in the bedroom.
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Jun 12 2005, 12:59 PM
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Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics in the bedroom.
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Jun 12 2005, 01:01 PM
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 none of it seems real Group: Member Posts: 2,469 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,889 |
"Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of the mind in the bedroom"
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Jun 12 2005, 02:43 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
All the passions make us commit faults; love makes us commit the most ridiculous ones in the bedroom.
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Jun 12 2005, 06:09 PM
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It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious-in the bedroom
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Jun 13 2005, 12:43 AM
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It is impossible to make anything foolproof, since fools are so ingenious in the bedroom.
lol |
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Jun 13 2005, 12:46 AM
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When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut in the bedroom.
I'm wondering "it" is in this case...*ponder* |
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Jun 13 2005, 12:49 AM
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We can predict everything, except the future in the bedroom
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Jun 13 2005, 05:52 AM
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 what do you think it says....if so obvious. Group: Member Posts: 1,838 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 52,420 |
t is much easier to do and die than it is to reason why
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Jun 13 2005, 05:54 AM
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Senior Member. Group: Member Posts: 3,619 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,940 |
Famous last words: Don't worry, I can handle it, in the bedroom.
This is pretty funny.
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Jun 16 2005, 01:51 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,732 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,327 |
Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work in the bedroom.
Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do in the bedroom. Resisting temptation is easier when you think you'll probably get another chance later on in the bedroom. |
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Jun 16 2005, 02:22 PM
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c[: Group: Member Posts: 2,302 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,876 |
Animals base their decisions on feelings; men base their decisions on values in the bedroom.
hMm.....makes me wonder? |
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Jun 16 2005, 03:50 PM
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 </3 Group: Member Posts: 1,113 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 106,746 |
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicornin in the bedroom.
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Jun 16 2005, 08:40 PM
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Famous last words: Don't worry, I can handle it in the bedroom.
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Jun 16 2005, 08:42 PM
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Those who can, do. Those who can't, simulate in the bedroom
^How strange. |
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Jun 16 2005, 10:57 PM
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 Too slow. Group: Member Posts: 2,730 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,320 |
We can always live on less when we have more to live for the bedroom.
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Jun 16 2005, 10:59 PM
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There are people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying in the bedroom.
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Jun 16 2005, 11:05 PM
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Too slow. Group: Member Posts: 2,730 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,320 |
Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They just can't buzz any slower in the bedroom.
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