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what religion is your bra?--, --and bra sizes
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post Apr 14 2004, 03:43 PM
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What Religion is Your Bra?>
>A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to
>the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my
wife."
>
>
>"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
>
>"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"
>
>"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
>shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of
>this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."
>
>Relieved, the man asked about the types.
>
>The saleslady replied "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the
>Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?
>
>Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
>The
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>Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
>
>The Catholic type supports the masses.
>
>The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
>
>The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright,
>
>and the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."
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>
>Bra Sizes>
>Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters
>used to define bra sizes?
>
>If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood
>for, it is about time you became informed!
>
>{A} Almost Boobs...
>
>{B} Barely there.
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>{C} Can't Complain!
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>{D} Dang!
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>{DD} Double dang!
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>{E} Enormous!
>
>{F} Fake.
>
>{G} Get a Reduction.
>
>{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up
 
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post Apr 14 2004, 03:45 PM
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LMAO!!!!!!!! OMG lolol thats hilarious!!! poor confused little man =[
 
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post Apr 14 2004, 03:55 PM
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Haha that's funny. I like it...where do you guys find these funny stories? Hehe. happy.gif
 
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post Apr 14 2004, 03:59 PM
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hi. call me linda.
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wow, thats great. haha. funny.
 
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post Apr 14 2004, 04:01 PM
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lol dang thats funny laugh.gif
 
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post Apr 14 2004, 04:06 PM
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QUOTE
and the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."
Hey, that guy MUST have wanted that for his wife. shifty.gif
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>{F} Fake.
*cough britneyspears cough* tongue.gif
 
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post Apr 14 2004, 04:06 PM
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pain is good
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LMFAO...........thats so funny
 
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post Apr 14 2004, 04:08 PM
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ROFL HAHA THATS HILARIOUS! laugh.gif
 
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post Apr 14 2004, 04:14 PM
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OMG that is sooooo FUNNY!!!! yea poor confused little man!!

throb.gif jackie
 
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post Apr 14 2004, 04:21 PM
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haha! thats good stuff! XD
 
Mireh
post Apr 14 2004, 04:29 PM
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Haha! lmao

so true

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post Apr 14 2004, 04:34 PM
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HAHA that was really funny, too bad i couldnt laugh out loud or my mom would ask me why im lauching, so im trying to hold it in! lol
 
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post Apr 14 2004, 05:20 PM
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happy.gif
I wonder how that man responded... wink.gif
 
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post Apr 14 2004, 05:24 PM
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Hahah, I would've been confused when the girl said there are types of bras! laugh.gif *studies the bra types*
 
mai_z
post Apr 14 2004, 05:48 PM
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unify and defeat... divide and crumble
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omg that's great!
 
pandatotherescue
post Apr 14 2004, 05:57 PM
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~play guitar~
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oh boy thats good stuff lol!!! laugh.gif biggrin.gif laugh.gif tongue.gif
 
faithin_felix
post Apr 14 2004, 06:13 PM
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shouldnt this be in girl's locker? but what the heck if this was in the girl's locker, i would of never read it...HAHAHA funny, what am i? i am the one before A?
 
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post Apr 14 2004, 06:15 PM
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hahaha. that's pretty clever stuff.
 
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post Apr 14 2004, 07:14 PM
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roflmao..

that's one to remember. laugh.gif
 
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post Apr 14 2004, 07:17 PM
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ITS SOOO TRUE lol well that was pretty funny
 
SkYlIneZx4xLiF
post Apr 14 2004, 07:18 PM
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now i know what the bra size means
 
kraziegrl
post Apr 14 2004, 07:47 PM
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AHAHHAHAHA ive seen this in my mail about 3 years mellow.gif wierd how its stil alvie :P
 
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post Apr 14 2004, 08:19 PM
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hahaha lmao XD. thas sooo funni.
 
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post Apr 14 2004, 10:09 PM
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doot doot doot
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lol hahah thats funny laugh.gif laugh.gif
 
*CEP*
post Apr 14 2004, 10:22 PM
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Hahah!
*helps Ms. H cup.*

- Chinkieeyedpnoi
 
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post Apr 14 2004, 10:24 PM
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i always wondered what i stood for...i am...almost boobs. dang mother nature!!
 
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post Apr 14 2004, 10:25 PM
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hahas am I being a lil too personal if i say I have the Presbyterian bra? because I mean.. i juse use them to keep them upright u know..

lol A: Almost boobs

ahhas that's me =P happy.gif
 
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post Apr 14 2004, 10:34 PM
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This is so funny. haha!
 
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post Apr 14 2004, 10:37 PM
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[[one piece :D
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haha! you girls are sooo weird tongue.gif funny.
 
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post Apr 14 2004, 10:41 PM
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laugh.gif HAHAHAHA!!!
lets seee... shifty.gif i think the grandma next door would like it if i bought her a salvation army bra... wink.gif justt kidding. i'll be nice. hug.gif

HAHAHA i esp like the G- get a reduction HAHAHAh dass hilarious. dont people with big boobies have back problems? sad.gif
 
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post Apr 14 2004, 10:50 PM
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LOL.. i guess mines are barely there then..
 
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post Apr 14 2004, 10:58 PM
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Haha; oh, the irony! I was browsing this thread and my eyes happened to be fixated on the google ads. biggrin.gif
 
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post Apr 14 2004, 11:16 PM
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laugh.gif HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA you perv, Seonho!!! wink.gif hey,what's a pump? blink.gif what is a nursing bra anyway? blink.gif im so confused...
 
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post Apr 14 2004, 11:37 PM
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i think a pump is used when your nursing to pump the milk out. yeah... hahah
 
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post Apr 14 2004, 11:56 PM
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LOL...that's really funny! hahaha laugh.gif
 
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post Apr 15 2004, 03:02 AM
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QUOTE(bluecrystals @ Apr 14 2004, 9:37 PM)
i think a pump is used when your nursing to pump the milk out. yeah... hahah

hahahahaha... if thats true i didnt noe that ( i learn alot from this site..lol) cool.gif
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post Aug 1 2008, 02:45 AM
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I think my bra is mormon. It says it wants to hide my bewbies but all it does is grab them :(
 
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post Aug 1 2008, 02:46 AM
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that was good,
 
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post Aug 1 2008, 10:38 AM
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loool.gif lmao, thats great!
 
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post Aug 1 2008, 11:37 AM
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post Aug 1 2008, 12:16 PM
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rolleyes.gif Old bumped topic (again). Cool that some people still find it funny though.

moved to Humor
 
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post Aug 1 2008, 12:21 PM
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that is really hilarious
 
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post Aug 4 2008, 01:28 PM
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Haha!! I loved the DD- Double Dang! laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 28 2008, 12:49 AM
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tell me more.
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hahah i like the letter one
 
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post Aug 28 2008, 03:49 AM
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what does "Dang" mean ? sorry i am not English native, hehehe.....
please.. i want to know this word... aftre sure i will laugh :)
 
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post Aug 29 2008, 02:04 AM
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Oh my gosh those are soooooooo funny!
 
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haha
 
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