Drop some Scientific Knowledge, Say whats on your mind. Options

[*nightmare4taki*]

This might be a stupid game but :

A person on CB has inspired me to create this game. This is how it goes

1. You just make up anything whether its wrong or right as long as it sounds scientifc.

2. Thats it , just one rule so Im going to start it off

Remember it doesn't have to be true just as long as it sounds scientific.
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Did you know the rings around Saturn have massive gas which expand at a time dimensional rift of 3 FPS causing anything that comes in contact with it to cease to exist instantly. Also the plasma which surrounds the gas causes instantaneous meltdown at an acceleration of 20 Km per second.

[*basick*]

Pool Brushing Volume 2 by Basick
Brushing is critical in maintaining the plaster’s appearance. Failure to brush the pool can result in the formation of stubborn dirt stains and algae. The pool should be brushed at least once a week unless there are unusual circumstances. Set your valves so that the pump is drawing maximum suction from the main drain. Start at the shallow end with slow, deliberate, slightly overlapping strokes, brushing from the tile line down, and work toward the main drain.

Ischemic Stroke Awareness by Basick
Given its potentially disabling nature and burdensome numbers, ischemic stroke (IS) has long been a target for improved therapy. We have learned much regarding risk factors for IS and their potential treatments in the past few decades. However, I would like to direct my comments to the current status of medical therapy for the secondary prevention of IS. What prompted my choice of topics? The recent publication of new clinical trials made my decision. In discussing these trials with medical students and residents in the context of patient care, I began to wonder if we really have made that much progress in our options for medical therapy. Certainly, this commentary is not a comprehensive review of all medications used in the secondary prevention of all types of IS. These overview comments are directed to the care of patients with IS who have no definite indication for warfarin anticoagulation or revascularization procedures such as carotid endarter-ectomy or angioplasty/stenting.

Thrombotic Stroke PSA by Basick
A thrombotic stroke occurs when diseased or damaged cerbral arteries become blocked by the formation of a blood clot within the brain. Clinically referred to as cerebral thrombosis or cerebral infarction, this type of event is responsible for almost 50% of all strokes. Cerebral thrombosis can also be divided into an additional two categories that correlate to the location of the blockage within the brain: large-vessel thrombosis and small-vessel thrombosis. Large-vessel thrombosis is the term used when the blockage is in one of the brain's larger blood-supplying arteries such as the carotid or middle cerebral, while small-vessel thrombosis involves one (or more) of the brain's smaller, yet deeper penetrating arteries. This latter type of stroke is also called a lacuner stroke.

[sadolakced acid]

the effects of prime deviations on tangent velocity:

prime deviations result from the combination of the syndicated triopogy and the cortex crystaline structure of the compound lanmidicitantion. When the alpha deviation is transversed and the magnetic field charged, the translation effect on the gamma deviation can be obserbed. this results in the tangent velocity of jason to eject at right angles to the speed of light squared. the syndicated quadpogy ensures this trejectory intersects directly with paul, causing a dual terminal velocity and an increase in tangent velocity.

[fameONE]

When semen is ingested into a female, her estrogen's rna forms a bond with each individual sperm to create both a calcium and protein shield around it. Thus stregnthening bones and contributing to the muscle development in the female which directly adds at least 6 months to her average life expectancy. When ingested in large amounts when feeling ill, the female can relieve her mental and emotional anguish to its fullest extent.

--Information Provide by the Brandonian Institute

[*not_your_average*]

The Vernacular Equinox
Thye vernacular equinox happens every five years when the sun heats up to over 3000 degrees, thus causing Mercury to become vernacular. How does it recover from the overheated sun? Nobody knows....

[danishcookiez]

A cough is a forceful expulsion of air from the lungs and through the mouth using contractions from the thoracic walls and diaphragmn in an attempt to remove irritants from the tracheobronchial tree.

The Argentine Hemorrhagic Fever is caused by a type of virus called the arena virus.

[ikn0w ur m0m]

the earth revolves around the sun..

[*nightmare4taki*]

Bump
When you bump, you raise a topic back up to the top of the forum. Once you click the add Reply button, information is transferred at a phenomenal rate. An Example of bumping would be exactly what im doing with this topic.

[*basick*]

yao ming is pretty tall.

[*wind&fire*]

cephied variables are one to 2 light year wide in diametre

[EriaNight]

Photoshoping Your Mom

Basick's mother learned the process of pool brushing from Basick himself. Pool Brushing is actually a scientific term used to refer to the 1337 photoshoping of Basick and his female guide. Scientist Basick states "Start at the shallow end with slow, deliberate, slightly overlapping strokes, brushing from the tile line down, and work toward the main drain" but he fails to meantion that he was talking about his mother's face.

I think you're awesome. You know I'm kidding, Basick. Just remembering the chat.

.::Molz

[Paradox of Life]

yao ming is pretty tall.

Lol. Giant pandas are fat and cute and they're almost extinct. They can eat for 14 hours a day (and weigh from 200-250 lbs) and they have thumbs that make their grips as strong as a human's or a monkey's. Their jaws are extremely strong and they can crush something with ease that would be hard for a human to chop with an axe. They have similar features to a raccoon, so some people don't consider it a bear. Its black and white stripes help it blend in with the forestry. There are many pandas in captivity but they rarely give birth when captive. There are only a few hundred left on earth. Save the pandas. Don't poach.

[ANG33ZY]

Llamas will rule the world & they will laugh at your insolence

[d0nchikit0]

The cumbustbles of the sulfur dioxide combine with the phenotype of the tasmanian devil to create a specific chemical reaction for a certain type of species that will only react to a special genotype of the sulfur dioxide. The biotic factors of its environment keep it from isolating its fellow species, as well as the abiotic factors indeed. lmfao.

[*wind&fire*]

to saponify the sulfuric acid from animal fat one must estficiphy the solution until the pH become so alkaline that it causes caustic burns

[lovescream]

The world will end in the year 2010, which will be about 5 years. Prepare yourselves when everybody disappears. :O

[sharerol]

The urine of most people is surprisingly, not flammable. However, those lucky ones with flammable urine should not be urinating near/on/around an open flame, for this could result in a burned genitalia, sterility, and possibly, death.

[*wind&fire*]

yao ming is pretty tall.

im taller...

[*AngelicEyz00*]

The integral of e to the x is equal to the function of u to the n.

SEX

[aznxdreamer]

x=y

[d0nchikit0]

E = MC²

[jambaJUICE]

some dictionary definitions

Lucky Pierre - n.
A man, having sex with two other men, who is simultaneously penetrating one man anally while being penetrated anally by the other. He is "lucky" because he is the only one of the three to enjoy both sex acts simultaneously.

Roy was happy, he got to be Lucky Pierre last night and it meant double the pleasure for him.

donkey punch - n.
Having anal sex with someone and punching them in the back of the head to make them pass out. Said to induce a clenching of the anal sphincter in the unconscious person.

[Paradox of Life]

some dictionary definitions

Lucky Pierre - n.
A man, having sex with two other men, who is simultaneously penetrating one man anally while being penetrated anally by the other. He is "lucky" because he is the only one of the three to enjoy both sex acts simultaneously.

Roy was happy, he got to be Lucky Pierre last night and it meant double the pleasure for him.

donkey punch - n.
Having anal sex with someone and punching them in the back of the head to make them pass out. Said to induce a clenching of the anal sphincter in the unconscious person.

TMI! TMI!

[jambaJUICE]

TMI indeed.

[Biblesterr743]

yao ming is pretty tall.

hilarious!!!

[*basick*]

TMI indeed.

f**king pervert .. when im mod you get banned

[DisneyPrincessKa...]

There are 4 levels of Parallel Universes

Level I- There are numerous multiverses. So many that somewhere there is a planet exactly like ours in every way

Level II- There are numerous multiverses that branch off for every possible change. i.e. you are going to get a soda. a universe is created for every possible outcome. sprite, coke, no soda, get some food instead. These universes are infinitely far away and the distance is expanding farther than it can be travelled.

Level III- Similar to the Level II except for where your double resides. Instead of infinitely far away they are right around you. I don't remember the reason, but something smart sounding prevents you from being able to ever see them

Level IV- states that for every possible mathematical equation there is a universe. One equation describes ours, so there are others that describe other universes. All mathematical structues exists physically somewhere.


true story. just did a paper on it.

[*wind&fire*]

eyebrows are biding their time to take over the world

[DaTru KataLYST]

Taipei 101 is the Current #1 Engineering Wonder of the World.

Capitalizing common nouns make them proper nouns, thus making the noun sound much more important than it really is.

[xquizit]

A piece of cloth's color is darker when wet because the water droplets are forcing the light to scatter and reflect in different directions, thus giving off a weaker or darker color than its original.

[KMFDM_MDFMK]

Duct tape is a very sticky substance and it is very good for bondage

[aznxdreamer]

bush is stupid.

[pshaa.shauna]

Interesting random thought I had a few months ago. Just a thought:

Consider the elongation of perceived time moments before serious injury...Now consider what might happen right before death...Imagine a graph like Y=1/2to the power of X, or any graph like it that approaches Y=0 asymptotically.Now imagine "real" time until death on the Y axis and "perceived time elapsed" on the X axis...As "real" time counts down to death, perceived time slows, elongates. But it keeps on slowing down...death-Y=0,the asymptote-is never perceived by the person who is dying...The person's psychological defense mechanisms kick in, causing him/her to have a dream, the beginning of which may be what so many have called "near death experiences"...Since the person never dies (from his/her perspective), the dream lasts forever....The person may dream of heaven or hell or w/e... As time goes on, mental function degenerates slowly into chaos...Getting close to death but never actually getting there...The idea is kind of like Newton's Law of Cooling or radioactive decay... It does not ask for the existence of the supernatural...It sort of fits the Law of Uniformity of Nature...But in essence it is no better than any other beliefs about death...Just an random interesting thought...Maybe some atheists will like it...(I'm agnostic.)

[De112]

hehe. pizza is heterozygous. =] =] =] =] ahaha. well its true.

[*wind&fire*]

There is a 1 in 685,000 chance that Vin Diesel will drown you in your own bath.

im lazy

[b0st0ngrl]

There are two types of seeds- Monocot and Dicot (the -cot stands for cotyledon) Monocots have one cotyledons and dicots have two cotyledons. Cotyledons are the buds inside the seed before it starts growing. An example of Monocot is corn and an example of Dicot is beans.

Aaah, the wonders Biology will do on your brain.

[slipper]

micheal jackson was once black.

[*anubis*]

george w. bush is a great president.

now that's definitely not true.

[parallel]

micheal jackson was once black.

!!

Michael Jackson was once 'real.'

[*nightmare4taki*]

The Gravitational Constant

Did you guys know that the Gravitational Force on the Earth is 9.8 newtons. You can verify this answer by using the Gravitational Constant which numbers varies from different lab experiments. The Gravitational Constant usually comes out to around 6.7 times 10 to the negative eleventh power.

Your final answer should have units of Newtons since we are dealing with finding force. So the units of the Gravitational Constant are (newtons times meters squared) divided by (kilograms sqared)

In order to make this all cancel out you need a forumula to do so. In other words you have to find quantities which do not use newtons so that newtons can be left over. Also the other quantities should be the same as the gravitational constant minus the newtons but on the oppisite side of the division signs. In other words what was in the denominator should be in the numerator or vice versa.

Therefore the Gravitational Force Law is this forumula

Force of Gravity = (Gravitational Constant)(Mass of Object)(Mass of the Earth) / (Distance squared)

Now everything cancels out to just newtons because Mass has standard units of kilograms and distance have standard units of meters. If a value were in kilometers or anything else you would have to convert to meters. If a value were in grams or anything else you would have to convert to kilograms.

Now all you simply have to do is plug everything into your faithful TI and watch magically as 9.8 newtons appear unless you do something wrong.

The mass of the earth is = 6 x 10^24 kilograms
The radius of the earth is = 6.4 x 10 ^6 meters
Mass of the object in this case is = 1 kilogram
Gravitational Constant = 6.7 x 10^ -11

Note: Do not forget to square the distance.

This also works for testing the gravitational force for two objects at a certain amount of distance apart.

For instance you can test a 5 kilogram ball and a 3 kilogram ball a 2 meters apart which should come out around 2.5 x 10^-10 newtons for both balls. The reason it is the same for both balls because Newton’s third law (reprocity) states the force object one exerts on object two is equal and opposite to the force of the second object. Also remember the gravitational constant is used in the problem and never changes because it is constant. I guess thats why its call the gravitational constant. I crack myself up. Any who this information has been provided by:

-KC’s scientific lab-

[parallel]

^Holy crap.

Tacos are food.

[SuperSpam909]

The Gravitational Constant

Did you guys know that the Gravitational Force on the Earth is 9.8 newtons. You can verify this answer by using the Gravitational Constant which numbers varies from different lab experiments. The Gravitational Constant usually comes out to around 6.7 times 10 to the negative eleventh power.

Your final answer should have units of Newtons since we are dealing with finding force. So the units of the Gravitational Constant are (newtons times meters squared) divided by (kilograms sqared)

In order to make this all cancel out you need a forumula to do so. In other words you have to find quantities which do not use newtons so that newtons can be left over. Also the other quantities should be the same as the gravitational constant minus the newtons but on the oppisite side of the division signs. In other words what was in the denominator should be in the numerator or vice versa.

Therefore the Gravitational Force Law is this forumula

Force of Gravity = (Gravitational Constant)(Mass of Object)(Mass of the Earth) / (Distance squared)

Now everything cancels out to just newtons because Mass has standard units of kilograms and distance have standard units of meters. If a value were in kilometers or anything else  you would have to convert to meters. If a value were in grams or anything else you would have to convert to kilograms.

Now all you simply have to do is plug everything into your faithful TI and watch magically as 9.8 newtons appear unless you do something wrong.

The mass of the earth is =    6  x  10^24 kilograms
The radius of the earth is = 6.4  x 10 ^6 meters
Mass of the object in this case is = 1 kilogram
Gravitational Constant = 6.7 x 10^ -11

Note: Do not forget to square the distance.

This also works for testing the gravitational force for two objects at a certain amount of distance apart.

For instance you can test a 5 kilogram ball and a 3 kilogram ball a 2 meters apart which should come out around 2.5 x 10^-10 newtons for both balls. The reason it is the same for both balls because Newton’s third law (reprocity)  states the force object one exerts on object two  is equal and opposite to the force of the second object. Also remember the gravitational constant is used in the problem and never changes because it is constant. I guess thats why its call the gravitational constant. I crack myself up. Any who this information has been provided by:

-KC’s scientific lab-

Speak english. You do realize I didn't understand none of that crap.
Anyway

In order to Bboy it takes rhythm, skill, and muscular skill.

[*basick*]

Speak english. You do realize I didn't understand none of that crap.
Anyway

In order to Bboy it takes rhythm, skill, and muscular skill.

smh @ this guy talking to himself

[wayne]

smh @ this guy talking to himself

LMAO

[*basick*]

anyways, i just though of tihs.

If B follows A, when are justified in saying A caused B? And having made the claim that A caused B, what exactly have we asserted? Since Hume destroyed the causal base of empirical observation and distinguished between causal expectation and cause, the problem of cause has been a philosophical raw end in science. If we develop a general theory of psychology embracing all, then this problem must arise somewhere within it and be resolved by it.

[ANG33ZY]

1+1+1=3

[*wind&fire*]

^wtf?

1+1+1=5

[ShEraBaRoO]

there is a 63% chance that you will have an affair with your husband's brother when youre older

[seriouslynikki]

Your thumb is as big as your nose' height.

[*wind&fire*]

youre an ass...

[yskulmate]

Domestic Dog



The domestic dog, Canis familiaris, believed to be a direct descendant of the wolf, Canis rufus, has been selectively bred into hundreds of different breeds.

The breeds can be conveniently classified in groups; such classifications, and the breeds recognized within them, vary slightly from country to country. For example, the American Kennel Club officially recognizes 150 breeds classified in 7 groups, as shown in the accompanying table; from time to time, as certain unofficially recognized breeds become established, they are promoted from a miscellaneous class to official status.

[fameONE]

2+2=5

WAR IS PEACE

FREEDOM IS SLAVERY

IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

[wayne]

the scientific term for water is h20...




i swear im a genious...

[avalon*]

A book I read says that rabbits poop everytime they hop, but I doubt it...

[*wind&fire*]

ass cake is highly nutritious

[*RiC3xBoy*]

Law Of Relativity



The Law of Relativity is but the relationship of all things understood by the particular viewpoint from which they are seen, (i.e. the Law of Relativity has as its reference point the "I"). Example: As the experience continues, greater awareness and the desire for more understanding increases.
The entity, the force, then begins to probe into the nature of those forces outside of its own control, outside of its own understanding. As this occurs, the quality of reason, the rational approach, begins to develop. And in this development there comes about that aspect of consciousness which desires to put things in order - to classify, to see things in retrospect, to see things in the order of cause and effect, in the order of polarities, and their relationship to one another and in the order of relative placement and relationship. The consciousness then begins to observe from a particular viewpoint, and that particular viewpoint, brings forth and observation and an understanding of the nature of outside forces which are peculiar to that particular viewpoint.[

This is the basis for the Law of Relativity, which in simplified terms is but the relationship of all things understood by the particular viewpoint from which they are seen. As the viewpoint shifts the relative relationship of those things also becomes different.
The train moving at a particular rate of speed in relation to the entity standing beside the tracks is somewhat different from the rate of speed of another train passing in the opposite direction or of an automobile raveling in the same direction of the train.
The relative viewpoint of an entity looking at an elephant from the front is somewhat different from the entity looking at an elephant from an airplane, from beneath, or from behind the elephant. Each viewpoint is relative, each is accurate, and yet the descriptions will be totally different.

[wayne]

^^ smartass...





lol

[*basick*]

^^ smartass...
lol

f**kin dumbass...

[Nugget]

Did you know, while you sleep, atleast 8 spiders crawl in your mouth? That's where you get your protein.. I think 8.

[avalon*]

^ Is that true for everyone? Because my mouth was glued shut when I slept because of my stupid allergies. And what if you live in a place with no spiders?

[dao]

err i think she means in your lifetime....


and eating burnt stuff increases your risk of cancer... (not like anything doesnt)

[Paradox of Life]

2+2=5

Genius. Absolutely genius.

Brenden is the hottest guy on CB and you know it.

The guitarists are awesome in Static-X.

Eczema is an inflammation of the skin which may cause dryness, flakiness, heat, and probably most importantly, itching. Dermatitis is a term which is sometimes connected, in people's minds, with exposure to chemicals. It really only means inflammation of the skin, and could be used interchangeably with eczema, as it often is by doctors.

Eczema can be caused by a number of different factors, and may result in just a small patch of skin being affected, but can affect skin anywhere on the body.

-- http://www.medinfo.co.uk/conditions/eczema.html

[ichigofan]

DIABETES-
MELLITUS:
The cause of Diabetes mellitus is the increase of glucose concentrations that are high enough to overwhelm the reabsorption capabilities of the kidneys. Type 1 which is insulin dependent can be controlled with varying sucess through the administration of insulin in its proper levels. Type 2 is not insulin dependant and is controlled through dietary restrictions. Diabetes INSIPIDUS on the other hand develops because the posterior lobe of the pituitary gland no longer releases adequate amounts of ADH. H2O conservation at the kidneys is impaired and excessive amounts of H2O are lost in the urine. The main symptom of DIabetes insipidus is a high increase in THIRST.

[*nightmare4taki*]

The speed of light is 3 times 10 to the eight power meters per second.
Electrons are smaller than protons.
The size of a proton is 1.7 times 10 to the negative 27th power kilograms.

[*wind&fire*]

^^ smartass...
lol

dont diss kevin

brown note
As referenced in South Park, a low-pitched sound that can cause someone to crap their pants. May also be used to refer to any infrasound note that can create disorientation, nausea, etc.
I'm not so sure using the brown note on those protesters was a good idea. They're still rioting and now they smell like they need a diaper change.

[dao]

ppl cant digest corn so you poop it out

[Paradox of Life]

Did you know, while you sleep, atleast 8 spiders crawl in your mouth? That's where you get your protein.. I think 8.

That's not true.. Spiders don't live in my home. And I NEVER catch them in the act. And ... It's just unreasonable. That's a weird myth.

[berry_lickable]

^

This might be a stupid game but :



1. You just make up anything whether its wrong or right as long as it sounds scientifc.


Remember it doesn't have to be true just as long as it sounds scientific.
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[b0st0ngrl]

Did you know, while you sleep, atleast 8 spiders crawl in your mouth? That's where you get your protein.. I think 8.

No I thought it was during your lifetime, you will swallow 8 spiders in your sleep...lol

[Nugget]

Well, geez people, I don't know. I remember a fact like that at school.

You can tell a guy is gay by them blinking like a woman.

Hopefully, that is scientific?

[jeSs1cA]

Jess is awesome.. ooh yeah that's definately scientifical
alright .. kidding guys.



Camels have 3 eyelids

[datass]

if you mix flour with the right amount of water, and pour it on farnished furniture, it takes away the farnish.

[m&m]

A polar bears skin is black. Its fur is actually clear, but like snow it appears white.

[xenosaga]

In the world, everybody is deformed in a very different way, some people would never even recognize this

[*nightmare4taki*]

Analyzing and comprehending Rap Lines

Todays line is by Young Jeezy from the song Gucci Mane ft. Young Jeezy - So icey

U betta act like ya know man, in my hood they call me Jeezy da Snowman
Ya get it? Get it? Jeezy da Snowman
I'm iced out, plus I got snow, man
Let it marinate, y'all niggaz is slow man (slow man)


If you didn't get it then your slow man.

[xenosaga]

The eyes true color is actually blue when it is not reflecte to the sun, (but how can someone know without seeing it?!?)

[beautifuls0ul_x3]

Glick: A person who passes gas in the bathtub and has the dexterity and yearning to snort the rising bubbles with a straw.

[HelloSunshine]

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

The word 'byte' is a contraction of 'by eight.'

The word 'pixel' is a contraction of either 'picture cell' or 'picture
element.

[*basick*]

the weatherman said theres a light chance of snow..

[*wind&fire*]

FACT: all the guys that are friends with me are HOMOSEXUALS

[Aestuarium]

1024x768 reslution has 786431 pixels

[*nightmare4taki*]

Snoop Dogg is from the hood

I also learned from Young Jeezy that "These other rappers actors like Patrick Swayze".

Can I get an ad lib?

[smilz2dasun]

Having sex releases endorphins in your body which relieves pains like headaches....so i guess saying you have a headache isn't a legitimate excuse not to have sex.

[*basick*]

Snoop Dogg is from the hood

I also learned from Young Jeezy that "These other rappers actors like Patrick Swayze".

Can I get an ad lib?

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaahh

also, "it ought to be a crime to feel this good" (heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy)

[*nightmare4taki*]

^
We ain't trippin' we'll swap it out

[*basick*]

i got real clientele

[*nightmare4taki*]

We ain't breaking sh** down, we don't need no scales

[*basick*]

lemme hop off in the shower and get myself together im gonna need about an hour...

[beautifuls0ul_x3]

uh yeeeeeeeeeah,


Steven and KC are awesome.

[*nightmare4taki*]

Hana's worth a mill on the low
Plus the weather man said that its a light chance of snow

[*basick*]

I got a gold grill but it's not from Eddie...

[*nightmare4taki*]

i ride big chevies cuz a brotha aint petty

[*basick*]

You can even add a couple grand for my outfit.

[*nightmare4taki*]

yeeeeeaaaah
you gotta act like you know man

[*basick*]

You better act like you know man, In CB they call me Basick the Staff Man.

[*nightmare4taki*]

Get it? get it? Basick the Staff Man.

[*basick*]

Because I'm iced out, and I should be staff, man.

[*nightmare4taki*]

let it marinate, yall CBers laughs man!

[*basick*]

what the f**k yo dumb ass

[*nightmare4taki*]

i used'to get nineteen for a beat