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 Jun 8 2005, 10:48 AM
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There was this woman that was very old, had seen everything, and done everything, her husband had passed away, and soon there was no reason for her to be alive anymore.
One day she had finally decided that she would just committ suicide. After some thought about the quickest and most efficient way to do this, she concluded that shooting herself in the heart was the only way, but it came to her that she was in unaware of where her heart was. After a phone call with her doctor, she was told that the heart was located just below the left breast... The next day she was taken into the hospital by the ambulance... with a gunshot wound on her left knee... |
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Jun 8 2005, 02:50 PM
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Didn't get a chuckle out of me.
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Jun 8 2005, 03:05 PM
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Um. I kinda laughed, but it doesn't really make sense?
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Jun 8 2005, 03:22 PM
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Jun 8 2005, 05:13 PM
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QUOTE(kandiapplegrl @ Jun 8 2005, 4:22 PM) ??  Say something! ?? means nothing to me! Well that joke wasn't funny at all to me. |
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Jun 8 2005, 05:26 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
 That's not really funny. Especially if the title was attempted suicide.. |
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Jun 8 2005, 06:16 PM
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i didnt kno what to title it... this really isnt a good section for me i guess...
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Jun 8 2005, 06:23 PM
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 Quand j'étais jeune... Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 6,826 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,272 |
That was... sad actually.
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Jun 8 2005, 06:29 PM
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I get it, but it didn't really make me laugh more of a grin.
This is probably more sad than funny to me. |
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Jun 8 2005, 06:51 PM
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 i <3 peter Group: Member Posts: 350 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 147,825 |
I didn't get it at first... but then I got it... and I was still like........... "Huh?"
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Jun 8 2005, 07:45 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
Wow, that's disgusting. Hangy boobs.
 The heart isn't below the left breast. It's on it, isn't it?
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Jun 8 2005, 08:04 PM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
call me blonde but i dont get it.
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Jun 8 2005, 08:46 PM
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My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
QUOTE(RED_RUM @ Jun 8 2005, 7:04 PM) call me blonde but i dont get it. It's because people think old people have boobs that like sag down really low. I know it sounds gross. So when she tried to commit suicide, below her left breast was her knee. x_x |
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Jun 8 2005, 08:48 PM
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 ticktock. Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,235 |
its alright. took me awhile to get though
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Jun 9 2005, 03:17 PM
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Sag..
wow that was corny IMO.. |
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Jun 10 2005, 03:23 PM
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That was not funny at all.
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Jun 10 2005, 03:26 PM
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 the best part of believe is the lie Group: Member Posts: 140 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 149,327 |
i thought i had gotten it, and then i read this post:
QUOTE Wow, that's disgusting. Hangy boobs. The heart isn't below the left breast. It's on it, isn't it? hten i got it, but it wasnt really that funny. It even made me sad/mad. |
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Jun 10 2005, 03:28 PM
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That was just sad. It wasn't even funny. Just sad-what's funny about an old lady trying to kill herself?
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Jun 10 2005, 06:04 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
Ok.. um that was a bit disturbing.
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Jun 12 2005, 10:40 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
thats pretty sick.
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Jun 12 2005, 11:10 PM
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QUOTE(JAMx33 @ Jun 8 2005, 5:13 PM) Say something! ?? means nothing to me! Well that joke wasn't funny at all to me. I said ?? because I didn't know what to say. The joke was baffling. |
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Jun 13 2005, 04:01 PM
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i didnt get it
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Jun 13 2005, 04:03 PM
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QUOTE(lost [child] @ Jun 8 2005, 3:05 PM) Um. I kinda laughed, but it doesn't really make sense? saggy boobs. Old lady, saggy boobs. get with the program haha. |
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Jun 15 2005, 04:44 PM
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now that ppl have explained to me about the saggy boobs .. then i get it .. but i dont get it at all before when i didn't read the rest of the replies .. not funny ..
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Jun 15 2005, 06:20 PM
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 Too slow. Group: Member Posts: 2,730 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,320 |
Didnt get it until now...not that funny.
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Jun 17 2005, 11:56 AM
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i got it after a while...got a giggle outa me cuz so many of u dont get it
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Jun 19 2005, 04:51 PM
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mood: content Group: Member Posts: 2,063 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,325 |
I got it but it's kinda sad. ;-;
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Jun 19 2005, 06:14 PM
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i got it after reading all the replies. didn't find it funny.
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Jun 19 2005, 08:03 PM
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Man, I'm sadistic. That was hilarious.
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Jun 23 2005, 09:12 PM
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QUOTE(AkaRyux @ Jun 8 2005, 8:46 PM) It's because people think old people have boobs that like sag down really low. I know it sounds gross. So when she tried to commit suicide, below her left breast was her knee. x_x ooooooo thnx for helpin me understand ^_^ |
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Jun 24 2005, 01:06 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,899 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 57,580 |
thats actually kinda sad... =[
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Jun 25 2005, 09:01 PM
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the leg .. ? wtf.
that wasnt funni. i dont sense any humor. |
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Jun 25 2005, 09:18 PM
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My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
QUOTE(karamelle @ Jun 13 2005, 3:03 PM) saggy boobs. Old lady, saggy boobs. get with the program haha. Lol. That's directed to you, Steven. |
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Dec 9 2005, 10:24 PM
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 what a moon tonight. Group: Member Posts: 517 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 33,772 |
uh, not funny.
kind of stupid? |
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Dec 11 2005, 01:50 AM
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hahaha. oh, god. that made me laugh. lols
idurnos. i laugh at everything. |
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Dec 11 2005, 09:51 AM
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 because i'm worth it Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643 |
ahh..i had to read other ppl's explanations..
it's not funny.. 
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Dec 12 2005, 11:30 PM
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 who ma bitch? you ma bitch, bitch. Group: Member Posts: 1,920 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,278 |
not funny at all
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Dec 16 2005, 05:57 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
the heart is in the center, the pump that is stronger and pumps the blood through the whole body is on the left, thats why people think the heart is on the left...
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Dec 16 2005, 07:21 AM
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AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
those that say that this isnt funny.. liars... |
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Dec 16 2005, 01:30 PM
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i laugh.
though i didnt get it. lol im just werid, i be laughin at stupid stuff. =P |
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Dec 16 2005, 01:33 PM
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 Amberific. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 |
I heard this joke on Tom Joyner like 5 years ago. It was funnier when he (or was it J. Anthony Brown) told it.
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Dec 17 2005, 08:33 PM
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 when you smile, i melt inside Group: Member Posts: 1,325 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 267,089 |
meh, i get it now. I didn't really laugh though. :P
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