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 Jun 2 2005, 09:19 PM
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 insanitys contagious.  Group: Official Member Posts: 4,210 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,707  |
A lady walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide.
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license... They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You can NOT have any cyanide!" Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now... You didn't tell me you had a prescription". |
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Jun 2 2005, 09:23 PM
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 I need you just as much as you need her Group: Member Posts: 723 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,175 |
Hahaha. That was funny.
[I have no clue what cyanide means...I better look it up to understand this fully.] |
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Jun 2 2005, 09:28 PM
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QUOTE(Babiexdreamerz @ Jun 2 2005, 7:23 PM) Hahaha. That was funny. Not neccessary to understand the joke, but here you go:[I have no clue what cyanide means...I better look it up to understand this fully.] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyanide That's baaaad. :o Took me a few seconds to get it though. |
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Jun 2 2005, 09:40 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
Haha. Poor little husband. And that wife.
I wonder if they both ever gotten thrown into jail, anyways. :whistle: |
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Jun 2 2005, 10:41 PM
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hahaha. funny stuff. perscription.. =P
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Jun 3 2005, 08:49 PM
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 Umm its that thing you should call me...... Group: Member Posts: 111 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 112,898 |
Hehe. The evil of society today and how people are all some how connected by some sort of deception.
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Jun 3 2005, 09:36 PM
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ROFL...
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Jun 3 2005, 10:47 PM
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 What a hypocrite. Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 |
Wow, that's funny.
 Tried to poison her husband, what are they both thinking? |
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Jun 4 2005, 09:16 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
hahaha that's pretty funny.
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Jun 4 2005, 09:46 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
Bwhaha. I'd do the same thing.
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Jun 4 2005, 10:03 PM
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haha
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Jun 4 2005, 11:09 PM
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 ^^ 2005 Suzuki rm125 2-stroke. My baby... Group: Member Posts: 309 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 94,737 |
I get it but not all that funny...
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Jun 5 2005, 04:30 PM
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Haha! That's funny.
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Jun 5 2005, 04:46 PM
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 The Best Thing Since Instant Soup Group: Member Posts: 815 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 104,928 |
lol It was creative but I kinda saw it coming.
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Jun 5 2005, 04:54 PM
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Haha, that's funny. Wow..
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