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| *Statistik* |
 Jun 2 2005, 05:59 PM
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John accidentally got itching on his inner part of the thigh, he went to chemist for medicine. Chemist suggested him VIAGRA and ITCHGUARD CREAM.
John asked to chemist, "ITCHGUARD is Ok but why Viagra ? " Chemist said "Cuz when u sleep it will keep the blanket up". |
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Jun 3 2005, 02:28 PM
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what? WHAT? why does he need to keep the blanket up? jason u suck
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Jun 3 2005, 03:35 PM
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i dont get it....
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Jun 3 2005, 08:35 PM
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 L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
YOU SUCK!
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Jun 3 2005, 09:35 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 785 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 143,525 |
 don't get it...//edit// oh now i get it. that kinda made me laugh, yea so it was a little funny i guess |
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Jun 3 2005, 09:37 PM
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don't get it and you suck.
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Jun 3 2005, 09:37 PM
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lol that was actually pretty funny
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Jun 4 2005, 04:24 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
Um...you people saying that Jason sucks, STFU. The majority of you haven't been here long enought to actually determine that and are probably just following the crowd.
Anyway, I've heard this joke before, but still pretty funny. 
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Jun 4 2005, 04:48 PM
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Geez people, stop bashing.
I dont get what you are trying to say. Are you trying to say that blanket is " d**k " ? |
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Jun 4 2005, 06:49 PM
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hahahaha that was a little funny
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Jun 4 2005, 06:49 PM
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heard it before, but it's not exactly the best.
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Jun 4 2005, 08:04 PM
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lols
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Jun 4 2005, 09:11 PM
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oh i get it.. it's funny
it means that since he took viagra his d*ck will be up meaning it will be holding the blanket up. |
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Jun 4 2005, 11:10 PM
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not the best ive herd.
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Jun 6 2005, 05:38 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
Ew. Not funny.
 Your jokes aren't funny, Jason. You're like 12 and all the jokes you put on here are at least PG-13. Even your icon has "Parental Advisory" in it. |
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Jun 6 2005, 08:19 PM
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Tsk, tsk... 2 words:
YOU SUCK! Btw, it's Viagra moron! At least spell it right. Oh, and you should really stop looking/stealing in the medicine cabinet... not good for you. |
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Jun 6 2005, 09:50 PM
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 what? i dont get it...
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Jun 7 2005, 07:17 PM
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QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Jun 4 2005, 5:24 PM) Um...you people saying that Jason sucks, STFU. The majority of you haven't been here long enought to actually determine that and are probably just following the crowd.  yeah okay, ive seen most of his jokes and 90% of the time they're racist jokes that offend my race and others, so he does suck. |
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Jun 7 2005, 10:13 PM
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uh...thats nasty!! hehe
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Jun 8 2005, 10:53 AM
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QUOTE(lilphoenix @ Jun 6 2005, 8:19 PM) Tsk, tsk... 2 words: YOU SUCK! Btw, it's Viagra moron! At least spell it right. Oh, and you should really stop looking/stealing in the medicine cabinet... not good for you. wait a minute... he DID spell it right lol i get it, and it was pretty funny |
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Jun 8 2005, 06:26 PM
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Sizzling. ;] Group: Member Posts: 108 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 135,737 |
QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Jun 4 2005, 4:24 PM) Um...you people saying that Jason sucks, STFU. The majority of you haven't been here long enought to actually determine that and are probably just following the crowd. Anyway, I've heard this joke before, but still pretty funny. Oh shut up!! Are you kidding me? Yeah right! his jokes are really lame but this one is gross and 10% ha ha, jason stick with the old non-sex jokes they were the bomb. |
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Jun 8 2005, 07:43 PM
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My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
QUOTE(esharp @ Jun 8 2005, 9:53 AM) wait a minute... he DID spell it right lol i get it, and it was pretty funny Not in the title. It's spelled Viagara in the title. Probably just a typo. People shouldn't make it a big deal. 
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Jun 8 2005, 08:50 PM
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it's alright i guess. didnt really make me smile or anything
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Jun 19 2005, 03:05 PM
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hahaha i like
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Jun 19 2005, 03:10 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
QUOTE(chinesekimchi @ Jun 8 2005, 6:26 PM) Oh shut up!! Are you kidding me? Yeah right! his jokes are really lame but this one is gross and 10% ha ha, jason stick with the old non-sex jokes they were the bomb. If you think his jokes are so gross, don't click on the link that says ITCHGUARD AND VIAGRA child. Stay out of the humor forum and go develop a sense of it. |
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Jun 19 2005, 04:38 PM
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mood: content Group: Member Posts: 2,063 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,325 |
QUOTE(surfhottieoffcoast @ Jun 3 2005, 2:28 PM) what? WHAT? why does he need to keep the blanket up? jason u suck 'Cause the blanket will touch his inner thigh and make it itch. Using Viagra will give him an erection so his penis will keep it up. Seriously. -_- It's funny but not hilarious... 
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