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 May 29 2005, 09:46 PM
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 The Best Thing Since Instant Soup  Group: Member Posts: 815 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 104,928  |
Alright.. It's corny, as said in the title. But some of you might laugh anyway.
So this guy walks into a bar and says Ow. You better have gotten the joke or else it's not corny.. |
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May 29 2005, 09:50 PM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
lmao i get it :)
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May 29 2005, 09:57 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
i don't get it 0.o
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May 29 2005, 09:59 PM
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The Best Thing Since Instant Soup Group: Member Posts: 815 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 104,928 |
He walks into a bar.. As in bar.. lol Not pub=bar...
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May 30 2005, 01:10 AM
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 ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 |
Like a crowbar, eh?
Ha ha....ha |
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| *wind&fire* |
May 30 2005, 01:22 AM
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AHAHAHAHAHahaheh hehehe...
hmmm 
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May 30 2005, 03:24 AM
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it was corny...i didn't get it at first...
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May 30 2005, 05:53 AM
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hahah, my friend ssaid this one the other day.. i was dying.
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May 30 2005, 06:03 AM
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Haha, that's good.
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May 30 2005, 11:07 AM
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I get it, but it didn't make me laugh. I agree corny.
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May 30 2005, 08:19 PM
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The Best Thing Since Instant Soup Group: Member Posts: 815 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 104,928 |
^Everyone was warned lol
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May 30 2005, 08:40 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
Lmao. That made me smile. He walks into a bar...ow. Lmao. Just thinking of it makes me laugh.
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May 31 2005, 12:06 AM
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May 31 2005, 01:41 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Lol.
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Jun 3 2005, 06:41 PM
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The Best Thing Since Instant Soup Group: Member Posts: 815 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 104,928 |
QUOTE(wayne @ May 31 2005, 12:06 AM)  I did warn everyone.. 
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Jun 6 2005, 10:34 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
I didn't get it at first and thought that there was more and my computer was just messed up. Haha. Corniness.
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Jun 6 2005, 10:36 PM
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 I need you just as much as you need her Group: Member Posts: 723 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,175 |
Haha..took me a few seconds to get that. Haha
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Jun 7 2005, 04:24 PM
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 livin up to the name. Group: Member Posts: 1,594 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,539 |
Haha. I didnt get it at first.
I like that =] |
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Jun 8 2005, 03:04 PM
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Hrm...
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Jun 8 2005, 10:28 PM
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haha..i'v heard it before but its still funny ... and corny xD
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Jun 9 2005, 01:20 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
i have heard that one a million time!
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Jun 9 2005, 01:56 PM
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ooo...i get it..lol..it's cute
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Jun 9 2005, 03:20 PM
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I love you <33333 Group: Member Posts: 2,928 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,404 |
lol
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Jun 10 2005, 06:58 AM
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chauvinist? Group: Member Posts: 38 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,532 |
plain philosophy ==
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Jun 10 2005, 09:29 AM
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took me a minute and when i finally got it...it wasnt funny because it took so long for me to figure it out
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Jun 10 2005, 03:26 PM
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ow-that was corny.
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Jun 10 2005, 04:03 PM
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QUOTE(d0nchikit0 @ May 29 2005, 10:46 PM) Alright.. It's corny, as said in the title. But some of you might laugh anyway. So this guy walks into a bar and says Ow. You better have gotten the joke or else it's not corny.. haha that was in Batman on WB17.. |
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