Poop at school?, hmmm.... Options

[Biblesterr743]

would you do it? what about farting?
would u poop at a friends house?

or are you the kind of person who waits the whole date and poops at school?

just curious.

hope there isnt a topic on this......

[blondisnirvana]

1.) this is tasteless. So put it in the boy's locker room with all the masturbation and nipple topics

2.) What posessed you to put this in entertainment?

[Saeglopur]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahah










hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

oh anyway.. this doesn't belong here and pooping at school is a bad idea.

[*mona lisa*]

or are you the kind of person who waits the whole date and poops at school?

I don't get this question.... If you wait after the whole date, why would you poop at school?

Um..interesting topic.

[miss barnes]

i never have to do either at the time. it never hits me until i'm home so no to both

[Flaunted]

wow, just wow. these topics are......different.

[KELLYYY]

uh... hello? I'm eating here..

[Biblesterr743]

sorry to all of you for starting such a controversial issue.

i was checking out my topics and decided to make a poll. i clicked on make a new poll, without realizing that the topic would be in the entertainment forum

very sorry once again

---Biblesterr743

[ichigofan]

i voted NO on both because its embarrassing making the girls bathroom at school stink and having everyone that was in there know its you and on a DATE of course not unless we have been dating for a long time and were comfortable around each other lol nice poll

[parallel]

I said no to both. That stuff is just crazy.

[jnukes]

ehh .. no ..

wouldn't do it @ both because im afraid i might take too long .. haha ..

[TwistMe]

Okay, pooping on a date or at schools is "embarrassing", but it's normal!
I picked yes to both because if I have to go, I'm gonna go.
No way, am I just gonna hold it in all day and feel uncomfortable.
Screw popularity, man. go poop.

[shortiiex]

i would only do that if it was an emergancy

[d0nchikit0]

This is a rather.. mature topic.. XD

I would have to say, I do neither.
I know 2 people who have blessed some toilets in the school, which is just plain fear inducing. But If you really gotta go.. Handle your dooty

[*basick*]

i dont really get the question but

i dont shit at school
and i dont shit at a friends house either

[*stephinika*]

not really either, unless its an emergency as someone else said...
interesting topic.

[alliegrl_x]

well wuduya no..you see something new everyday..
umm some of your questions dont make alot of sense..
and i mean..id prefer not to but if i really had to..i would..at school, on a date or at a friends house.

[sandy_lumpy_shor...]

no, i just dont feel irght pooping in a public bathroom

[beautifuls0ul_x3]

wow these questions are getting more interesting every day. lol i put "no to both"

[WrathOfOnigo]

This topic..
Is whack.
Anyway no, because I am afraid of public toilets so I wouldn't.

[sharerol]

uh... hello? I'm eating here..

Uh, actually, me too. >.>
And no, I don't do that.

[to-devastate]

Um no thanks.
It's embarassing too.. I would just wait.
Usually in school, if my stomach is acting up; i go home. Heheh.

[Teesa]

Like others have said, only if it is an emergency.

[WhiteLotus*]

Noo. I only poop at home. Unless it was a complete emergency.

[vampireduster]

hahahahhahaha...niether

[HoodieObsessed]

i voted NO on both because its embarrassing making the girls bathroom at school stink and having everyone that was in there know its you and on a DATE of course not unless we have been dating for a long time and were comfortable around each other lol nice poll

wow really? I didn't realize I made the bathroom stink... you dont' poop at school?!? why the hell not?! what's the bathroom for anyway? going in a stall and spraying perfume all over the place? ppl shoudl expect it to be stinky, th'ats why it's a bathroom, so blah if ppl hate me cause I ahve to do my thing like every other mamal on the planet than too bad for them.

ppl annoy me mostly teenagers...I can get along with adults, teenagers are just...no comment.

[toodlepops.]

Nope, i find it uncomfortable. xP

[JlIaTMK]

I don't like pooping.

[clarissa]

wow, this is weird. one time my friend came over to my house and she had to do her little business.. and she left a little poop mark for me without realizing it. this was around five years ago though. hahaha.

[Vozedale]

It is written on the Stalls...

Don't beam me up Scottie, I'm having a Sh...

here I sit all broken hearted
tried to shit but only farted
then one day I took a chance
tried to fart and shit my pants

Everybody pisses on the floor. be a hero and shit on the ceiling

I see you taking that shit!
Now put it back.

If you tinkle and you sprinkle,
Be a sweetie wipe the seatie

On the ceiling above the toilet seat:
Your shit must feel real good if your looking up here.

Some come here to sit and think,
some come here to shit and stink,
but I come here to itch my balls,
and read the writing on the walls.

They paint these walls to stop my pen.
But the Shit house poet has struck again.

Flush twice- it's a long way to the cafeteria.

i guess your taking a shit too.

Ass Gaskets

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.
Beneath:
Flush it anyway hippie!

The only place where all people are truly equal is in the toilet. Everyone's shit stinks. Viva the Republic of the Toilet!!

Would the person with the V8 Arse please shit in first gear as this toilet is not equiped with mudflaps

the angle of the dangle is equal to the mass of the ass providing the heat of the meat remains constant

Here's where Napoleon beat his bonapart

You shithouse poets
Are sons of bitches -
While I stood here reading,
I shit my britches!

Even as I write this, Speed Shitter has come and gone in Stall 5.

Roses are Red
Violets are black
I love her best
When she's flat on her back

Scientists have put cameras in the stalls to study your actions.

In days of old
when knights were bold
and toilets not invented,
They left their load upon the road
and walked away contented.

Toilet Broken, Use Floor Below...

Here I sit
Cheeks a flexin'
Just gave birth
To another Texan

100 billion flies can't be wrong, shit smells good.

Cease thy windy argument and let the matter drop - Shakespeare

[5ayuri]

No to both, I would hate to have to poop at school x_x

[littlewhite]

It is written on the Stalls...

Don't beam me up Scottie, I'm having a Sh...

here I sit all broken hearted
tried to shit but only farted
then one day I took a chance
tried to fart and shit my pants

Everybody pisses on the floor. be a hero and shit on the ceiling

I see you taking that shit!
Now put it back.

If you tinkle and you sprinkle,
Be a sweetie wipe the seatie

On the ceiling above the toilet seat:
Your shit must feel real good if your looking up here.

Some come here to sit and think,
some come here to shit and stink,
but I come here to itch my balls,
and read the writing on the walls.

They paint these walls to stop my pen.
But the Shit house poet has struck again.

Flush twice- it's a long way to the cafeteria.

i guess your taking a shit too.

Ass Gaskets

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.
Beneath:
Flush it anyway hippie!

The only place where all people are truly equal is in the toilet. Everyone's shit stinks. Viva the Republic of the Toilet!!

Would the person with the V8 Arse please shit in first gear as this toilet is not equiped with mudflaps

the angle of the dangle is equal to the mass of the ass providing the heat of the meat remains constant

Here's where Napoleon beat his bonapart

You shithouse poets
Are sons of bitches -
While I stood here reading,
I shit my britches!

Even as I write this, Speed Shitter has come and gone in Stall 5.

Roses are Red
Violets are black
I love her best
When she's flat on her back

Scientists have put cameras in the stalls to study your actions.

In days of old
when knights were bold
and toilets not invented,
They left their load upon the road
and walked away contented.

Toilet Broken, Use Floor Below...

Here I sit
Cheeks a flexin'
Just gave birth
To another Texan

100 billion flies can't be wrong, shit smells good.

Cease thy windy argument and let the matter drop - Shakespeare

OMG the poems are pretty descriptive and hilarious.

[BeyondElite]

No to both, of course. I don't want to miss important stuff at school during lecture. And I don't want to disappoint my date.

[wayne]

[sk8ter4life750]

1.) this is tasteless. So put it in the boy's locker room with all the masturbation and nipple topics

2.) What posessed you to put this in entertainment?

That is sad but true, .

[heyyfrankie]

i don't poop at school because i think it's weird. & i don't poop on a date because i don't want to smell. x__x

[Individualityy]

If you laughed when you saw this..you're like me..
If you laughed extremely hard when you saw this..you have a weird sense of humor.

Kay now..o_O. No offense..but when you have to go..you HAVE to go.. I mean..what kinda weird question is that?z

I didn't vote..cause I didn't see the "You're weird" option..

[*chaneun*]

I poop in public, where people CAN look


Haha, just kidding.

[snap]

naw i just feel uncomforatable and actually i sometimes like physically cant..i just get nervouse when someone walks in the ladies bathroom or something and they're gonna hear me..lol

i heard this story while this girl was on a date and she was eating dinner at this guys house with his parents and she had to got o the bathroom and the bathroom was upstairs so she went but it backed up so she decided to fling the poop out the window but it was a two story house so it ended up ont he window downstairs where they were eating....


horror story of the year....ill never poop again hahahah

[lakerfever2476]

I pooped at school only once. >.> how uncomfortable. But, for the most part it's only at home.

[dao]

pooping is natural... if i need to go.. ill go... i dont care where it is...

but thats just me

[sheepy]

i would if i really had to go, better than doing it in your pants.

[BrokenDream]

goodness gracious! what kinda of topics are next?

um, i said no to both. but only in a emergency.

[Janolam]

god no.
[jerry]

[mocassinsx29]

I wouldn't poop at school 'cause the bathrooms are hella nasty and I wouldn't poop on a date because afterward I'd feel ... just weird for some reason.

[Paradox of Life]

uh... hello? I'm eating here..

Lmfao. That was perfect timing. This is the weirdest topic I've ever seen. Therefore, I'm not going to answer.

[ApocalypseAelis]

Okay, pooping on a date or at schools is "embarrassing", but it's normal!
I picked yes to both because if I have to go, I'm gonna go.
No way, am I just gonna hold it in all day and feel uncomfortable.
Screw popularity, man. go poop.

I found that funny XD


I voted no to both...e_e I'm not going to explain why because I feel uncomfortable discussing this subject...

[x Mo0]

I don`t go on dates and public restrooms are filthy to me so neither.

[nyctophiliac]

It is written on the Stalls...

Don't beam me up Scottie, I'm having a Sh...

here I sit all broken hearted
tried to shit but only farted
then one day I took a chance
tried to fart and shit my pants

Everybody pisses on the floor. be a hero and shit on the ceiling

I see you taking that shit!
Now put it back.

If you tinkle and you sprinkle,
Be a sweetie wipe the seatie

On the ceiling above the toilet seat:
Your shit must feel real good if your looking up here.

Some come here to sit and think,
some come here to shit and stink,
but I come here to itch my balls,
and read the writing on the walls.

They paint these walls to stop my pen.
But the Shit house poet has struck again.

Flush twice- it's a long way to the cafeteria.

i guess your taking a shit too.

Ass Gaskets

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.
Beneath:
Flush it anyway hippie!

The only place where all people are truly equal is in the toilet. Everyone's shit stinks. Viva the Republic of the Toilet!!

Would the person with the V8 Arse please shit in first gear as this toilet is not equiped with mudflaps

the angle of the dangle is equal to the mass of the ass providing the heat of the meat remains constant

Here's where Napoleon beat his bonapart

You shithouse poets
Are sons of bitches -
While I stood here reading,
I shit my britches!

Even as I write this, Speed Shitter has come and gone in Stall 5.

Roses are Red
Violets are black
I love her best
When she's flat on her back

Scientists have put cameras in the stalls to study your actions.

In days of old
when knights were bold
and toilets not invented,
They left their load upon the road
and walked away contented.

Toilet Broken, Use Floor Below...

Here I sit
Cheeks a flexin'
Just gave birth
To another Texan

100 billion flies can't be wrong, shit smells good.

Cease thy windy argument and let the matter drop - Shakespeare

Just a question but did you memerize these "poems" or right it down when you were taking a piss?

[liddlericegurl]

haha.

funny topic :D

id say no to both. because public restrooms are gross. and you really dont know who sat on the toilet before you, and what they had.

you can get crabs.

[sociallydsoryntd]

Lol Uhh My friend chose not to poop at the school bathroom.

He chose to poop in the halls instead xD AHHH It was so gross. He was running for bathroom, and it fell down his pants o.o

As for me, I don't . I have this phobia of public bathrooms.

[x Mo0]

Lol Uhh My friend chose not to poop at the school bathroom.

He chose to poop in the halls instead xD AHHH It was so gross. He was running for bathroom, and it fell down his pants o.o

As for me, I don't . I have this phobia of public bathrooms.

ROFL xDD

but it wasn`t him who chose to crap in the halls.

[sociallydsoryntd]

ROFL xDD

but it wasn`t him who chose to crap in the halls.

Okay, his ass decided to crap for him lol x] It was sad. .. IT FELL RIGHT OUTSIDE MY CLASSROOM o.o

[Jorge]

1.) this is tasteless. So put it in the boy's locker room with all the masturbation and nipple topics

2.) What posessed you to put this in entertainment?

Boys lockeroom?

Uh, Never. I don't care I won't do it anywhere accept my house or at a relative's end of story.

[EddieV]

Only on very very big emercency for school, for date, hellz no...

[SillyCourtney]

Heck no I would not poop at school. Those toilets are so nasty I'd be afraid to sit on them for more than a minute.

[angel-roh]

You mean pooping in public places? Uh yeah sure. But I rather do it at home.

[`SWTWiNKLE3YES]

no for both c(=

[jeSs1cA]

i would only do that if it was an emergancy

Same, but I chose no to both!

[AnnahhbeL]

poppie lol. i dont get it though

[whomps]

No to both. O_O;

[NatiMarie]

Like everyday dooooood.
;D

[jennyjenny]

I would never poop in school. What if someone walks in? haha.

And no, I wouldn't poop at someone's house or on a date. Unless I REALLY had to go.

[xoxoxx]

suddenly my cereal looks less appealing. Raisin Bran.

[*Weird addiction*]

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[*paul murphy*]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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lmao, ditto.

[FilipinoFaShow]

take a doodoo at skool, that ish disgusting.....farting is okay as long it doesn't smell.....haha jk

[jr0h]

i think you still need to learn more english or something cause not a lot of people are understanding what youre trying to say here. do you mean day instead of date? whatever im confused.. it's a really weird topic too.

[soulless727]

cant say that i would....

[Vozedale]

I remember in the 4th or 5th grade that I really had to poop, and so I went in one of the stalls, which closed but didn't lock. So I put my feet up against the door, so no one could open it. And someone came in and pushed open the door even though I was trying to keep it closed, just to make fun of me and tell everyone I was pooping. Kids are so immature, I poop when I want now, so both. Congratulations, you are human, stuff comes out your butt, big deal.

But someone breaking in on you like that in the bathroom is punishable, it could probably be counted as sexual harassment.

[*incoherent*]

wtf are you thinking? i know this old, but honestly, who cares. you go when you have to.

[miss-_-guitar]

i picked yes for school and no on a date. when u gotta go u gotta go. but dates tend to be way shoter than school

[ParanoidAndroid]

I would say no to both cuz you don't know how long it will take and it might get embarrassing...

[SillyCourtney]

Congratulations, you are human, stuff comes out your butt, big deal.

LOL, that is quite possibly one of the funniest things I have ever read, but also very true.

I still would not poop at school though, and I don't like dates so that doesn't matter anyways.

[o0olaalaa]

ew. i can't even go to the bathroom in skool >.< and its kinda weird to poop on a date cuz ur date would be like, whats taking her so long in the bathroom?

[myheartxbandages]

i poop whenever, where ever. no shaaame.

[*StanleyThePanda*]

i poop whenever, where ever. no shaaame. 

hahah Chels I love you

and uhhhh dittooooo

[justdecent]

I hope a few people learned their lessons from the guy last week who went #2 in a Home Depot and got crazy glued to the toilet seat and then freaked out cuz people thought he was joking when he was screaming that he got stuck.

[*jooleeah*]

^
LOOOL.

hmm nope. not unless it was an emergency.

[OneOfTheseDayz]

I am the guy who keeps to himself about the issue this topic is gross

[WindSorcerous]

Okay, um this is weird and random and...doesn't belong here.

[uLoVeMikeRoch]

1.) this is tasteless. So put it in the boy's locker room with all the masturbation and nipple topics

2.) What posessed you to put this in entertainment?

Thats a pretty stereotypical comment.

Neither.

[coconutter]

Why would you not poop, I mean no, I wouldn't poop out in the open but whats the big deal about pooping at school in a bathroom..this is a dumb topic.

[xTINAA]

We've all got to poop at some point.

[ANG33ZY]

lol this is funny.

i poop

[Vozedale]

I hope a few people learned their lessons from the guy last week who went #2 in a Home Depot and got crazy glued to the toilet seat and then freaked out cuz people thought he was joking when he was screaming that he got stuck. 

I never had to learn, I've always naturally looked at the tops of the toilets. Even if it looks clean, I always wipe off the seat in public bathrooms. Holding it isn't good for you. If you don't poop when you need to, more water will be added to it. So you'll begin to get diarrhea. If you wait longer than that, it will harden, and then you'll get constipated. If you get constipated frequently, you could get a hemorrhoid or a anal fissure. May also help cause diverticulitis, a very painful disease my mom has. If you are going to hold it in, better get some fiber in your diet.

[verlorenrivets]

Everybody poops.

[*takingbacksandy*]

if i have to go.. i have to go.
i like to leave my 'mark'

i poop everywhere and anywhere at anytime except i don't do it in the woods

[klumzy]

im the kind of person that goes home to go #2... i dont mind using the bathroom at friends house tho lol, altho i do prefer mine

[steezahh]

ehh neither to both..in the comfort of my own home

[NgocQuyen]

lols i would seriously try my hardest to hold it on both occasions...its just...not right...

[Vozedale]

Why do they put toilets in the bathrooms if no one is going to use them. I agree, I am most comfortable with my toilet at home, but when your burden gets too heavy, it always helps to drop a load.

[ParanoidAndroid]

lols i would seriously try my hardest to hold it on both occasions...its just...not right...

i agree....


for example, someone farted in my 5th grade class and the teacher was like, "Whoever it was, just walk out and in to the bathroom. You don't need permission."

And this girl walked out looking all embarrassed (lmfao) then she didn't come back for 2 hours....

that is why i don't poop in school

because toilets in school are unsanitary and don't have Charmin' toilet paper (those kinds are real soft and strong...so they hold out when you have the "loaded gun")

and it's kinda obvious when someone's having constipation based on how long they're gone and some people might hear you fart.

[tiger33511]

I wear diapers so that's never a problem i will even poo and pee myself even if i don't have diapers

[annalucky]

no, to both. Pooping at my school could possibly be hazardous to your health if you use the public restrooms. I don't want to sit there while some bacteria of some kind decides to crawl to my butthole. Yeah, I know it's not really plausible, but whatever.

And at a friends' house or a date would just be rude, imo.

I think I would only go if I was like, literally leaking out the ass. Then that's an emergency.

omg, ew. LMAO.

[*cakedout*]

hell yeah i f**king live on campus i aint got no choice, but my ass is so... no fungus there

[datass]

sure at school, gotta use the disabled cubicle though haha. i hate it when people can hear the splash ;x

and i'll try to hold it, unless i got diarrhea, then i think everybody understands