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 May 24 2005, 10:40 PM
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 insanitys contagious.  Group: Official Member Posts: 4,210 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,707  |
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy.
They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 . please advise." The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap." |
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May 24 2005, 10:43 PM
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hahaha! that realllly sucks.
old man's gonna be haunted. |
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May 26 2005, 05:43 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 726 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,137 |
ew, he's so mean. :(
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May 26 2005, 06:02 PM
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 JULiiANA FAYE. Group: Member Posts: 460 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 122,749 |
QUOTE hahaha! that realllly sucks. old man's gonna be haunted I agree 
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May 26 2005, 07:45 PM
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 you're reading me. Group: Member Posts: 204 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 123,727 |
terrible.
old men these days.. |
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May 26 2005, 07:47 PM
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 What a hypocrite. Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 |
Ooh, that's pretty harsh. -shudder- I'd hate to think what might happen to the old man then.
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May 27 2005, 06:48 PM
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Aww that is so harsh, poor old woman.
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