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 Jan 22 2005, 02:54 PM
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 GATHER ROUND THE GOOD STUFF  Group: Member Posts: 216 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,104  |
everyone do a yo momma joke. Even though they are lame, and old.
Yo momma is so fat when you jump you get stuck in the air. |
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Jan 22 2005, 02:57 PM
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 I can rot your brain ;] Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,160 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,261 |
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Isn't there a thread on this? xP Yo momma jokes are dumb. >:| |
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Jan 22 2005, 06:16 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
^^ No it shouldn't...
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Jan 25 2005, 01:21 AM
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yo momma so dumb she studied all night for a blood test. hehehe
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Jan 25 2005, 08:10 AM
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yo mommas so fat, when she goes to the beach the whale start sining.."We Are Family"
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Jan 25 2005, 05:39 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
yo mamma's so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.
yo mamma's armpits are so hairy, she looks like she has cher in a headlock. yo mamma's so ugly, she makes an onion cry. |
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Jan 25 2005, 06:19 PM
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 I have no life Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,675 |
Yo mamma so dumb that she started at a Orange juice can because it said "Concentrate"
Yo mamma so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone |
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Jan 26 2005, 12:04 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Posts: 8,274 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,001 |
yo mama is fat, she cant even run after a guy with her purse.
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Jan 26 2005, 02:56 PM
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 november 25th,, <3 Group: Member Posts: 473 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,226 |
yo mama hair so short she gotta use rice for curlers! haha =)
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Jan 27 2005, 06:22 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
Yo momma is so dumb, she tried to drown a fish.
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Jan 27 2005, 11:50 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
Yo mamma is so short, she tried to suicide herself by jumping off the curb of a street.
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Jan 28 2005, 03:21 AM
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 she doesn't even know Group: Member Posts: 501 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,065 |
yo mama so poor when I walked in yo house and stepped on a cigarette she said "Who turned off the heater?"
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Jan 28 2005, 09:23 AM
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 I can't believe its not "Ryan" Group: Member Posts: 1,981 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,368 |
Yo momma so stupid when I said it was Chili outside she brought out a bowl
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Jan 28 2005, 06:42 PM
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 sarcasm hides what you really feel Group: Member Posts: 550 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,105 |
yo momma is so nasty i asked her where the bathroom was and she said pick a corner
yo momma is so stupid she saw a yellow school bus go by and she yelled twinkie!!! |
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Jan 29 2005, 03:09 PM
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 highfive. Group: Member Posts: 1,301 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,951 |
Yo mama so fat that when she went inside an elevator, she had to go down!
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Jan 29 2005, 07:25 PM
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yo momma so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds
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Jan 30 2005, 01:33 AM
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 that's hot Group: Member Posts: 74 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 89,875 |
your momma's so fat, she had to get baptised at sea world.
your momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family. |
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Jan 30 2005, 02:01 AM
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 damn u got owned! Group: Member Posts: 215 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,850 |
yo momma is so short she has to slam dunk her bus fair
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Jan 31 2005, 12:17 AM
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 Froggie! Woof woof. :D Group: Member Posts: 1,423 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,146 |
yo momma's nostrils are so big you can stick quarters in them
yo momma is so heavy that once she took a step, the earth split in half |
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Feb 9 2005, 10:26 PM
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yo mama so fat, when she went outside with a yellow coat, the sun got jealous
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Feb 9 2005, 10:46 PM
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 ^ I might look scary but i'm the nicest person in cb! Group: Member Posts: 1,364 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,979 |
yo mama is so dumb she sit on the tv and watch the couch .
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Feb 11 2005, 09:00 PM
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 sorry. i drowned your fish. Group: Member Posts: 1,485 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 98,683 |
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
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Feb 12 2005, 01:35 AM
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yo momma so fat , when she walked into a party with a red coat, everyone screamed "Kool Aid !" [[ read this here in cB ]]
yo momma's so hairy, you almost died of rugburn at birth |
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Feb 12 2005, 10:46 AM
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 :~:oMfG wAt ShE sAiD:~: Group: Member Posts: 82 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,309 |
yo mamma so ugly they push her face in doh to make gorilla cookies
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Feb 13 2005, 12:51 AM
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 <3 Group: Member Posts: 831 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 74,326 |
you mamas sooo stupid that when she stuck 2 double 'a' bateries up her butt she started singing: iv got the power!!!!!
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May 24 2005, 04:12 PM
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hey> this is for momma jokes...or any jokes u can thiink of, alright. post 'em all> wehether they're dirty, clean,corney, or even filthy> i can handle ALL JOKES!
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May 24 2005, 04:13 PM
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Umm, this should be in Humor. And plus there's already a topic about this.
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May 24 2005, 04:14 PM
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well im stupid and new to this site! what do ya expect!?
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May 24 2005, 04:16 PM
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-->Topic moved to humor/merged<--
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May 24 2005, 04:20 PM
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 I wanna be roman Group: Member Posts: 1,844 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 989 |
there's a kid in my class named Colin and we were teasing him (in good humor) about his reading abilities. (he is the worst reader ever, no one understands him). and he retaliated by saying:
Your mom couldn't read last night! i guess it sounds like we're mean to him and he's challenged or something, but that's really not the case. |
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May 24 2005, 05:16 PM
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yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.
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May 24 2005, 07:27 PM
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 its jonny the homicidal maniac!! Group: Member Posts: 84 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,235 |
*in chinese accent*
yo mada sooo fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck *no chinese accent* yo mamma so fat when she went to japan in a blue rain coat they yelled TSUNAMI~! yo mamma sooo fat when she went to tokyo in a green rain coat they all yelled godzilla!!! yo mamma sooo fat when i drove around her i ran out of gas yo mamma sooo fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued yo mamma so fat her belt size is the equator yo mamma sooo fat the last time she saw 90210 was on teh scale yo motha so stupid she tried to push a brid off a cliff yo mamma so stupid she triend to wash the stripes of a zebra.. tat was stupid.. and simmilar to another one yo mamma sooo fat when she went to the zoo n saw the elephants they all sang "we are fammili" yea tats it |
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May 24 2005, 08:01 PM
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 Day's Nearly Over Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,553 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 45,183 |
Yo Mama is so ugly, tears roll down her neck because they are afraid of her face!
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May 25 2005, 04:42 PM
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your momma so fat when god said let there be light he had to ask her to move
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May 27 2005, 02:18 PM
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 you wish... Group: Member Posts: 187 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 273 |
QUOTE(im_s0_sp0ngey @ Jan 27 2005, 11:50 PM) Yo mamma is so short, she tried to suicide herself by jumping off the curb of a street.  yo mom's so dumb, she gave a birth to a child who couldn't use the word suicide correctly. |
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May 27 2005, 03:06 PM
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Yo mamas so fat, that she is.. tubby. ROFFLE!
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May 27 2005, 03:12 PM
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QUOTE(chaneun @ May 27 2005, 3:06 PM) Yo mamas so fat, that she is.. tubby. ROFFLE! ROFFLE ....NOT |
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May 27 2005, 03:51 PM
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ya momma so poor. i rang the doorbell outside. she stuck her head out the door and sed DING
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May 27 2005, 05:09 PM
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Yo mama's so fat that... she has to use the driveway as an ironing board?
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May 27 2005, 06:33 PM
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Yo mamma's so fat that when she wore a yellow raincoat people yelled out taxi!
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Jun 6 2005, 10:45 PM
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yo mama's so fat she jumped, and when she landed, she knocked the earth outta orbit.
yo mama's so fat she eats her morning cereals out of a satalite dish. yo mama's so hairy she shaves her legs with a lawn mower. yo mama's so dirty her bath water's used as a biochemical weapon. yo mama's breath stinks so bad people look forward to her farts. yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure. |
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Jun 6 2005, 11:38 PM
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I noticed your gangster, Im pretty gangster myself Group: Member Posts: 67 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 116,683 |
yo mama is so fat, that it took me 3 trains and 2 bus ride to get on her good side...
whats the differce btw yo mama and a whale...bout 10 lbs... Yo Mama is so fat she's taller lying down YoMama is so hairy she looks like she's got Don King in a headlock! Yo Mama is so ugly when she was born the dotor looked at her ass and then her face and said 'Siamese Twins!' Yo Mama is like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn! YoMama is so fat her driver's license says 'Picture continued on other side Yo Mama is so nasty she got fired from the Sperm Bank for drinking on the job. Yo Mama is so fat when God said 'Let there be light' he told her to move her fat ass out of the way Yo Mama is so fat I ran around her twice and got lost Yo Mama is so fat they had to baptize her at Sea World Yo Mama is so ugly they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks! |
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Jun 7 2005, 02:42 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
QUOTE(wonmin @ May 27 2005, 1:18 PM) yo mom's so dumb, she gave a birth to a child who couldn't use the word suicide correctly. AHAHAHA. That's what I was gunna say. 
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Jun 20 2005, 08:32 PM
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QUOTE(s1mpl3_f3m @ May 27 2005, 3:51 PM) ya momma so poor. i rang the doorbell outside. she stuck her head out the door and sed DING ^ HAH that one made me laugh =) |
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Jun 22 2005, 05:29 PM
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 i have a cut that no bandage or medicine can cure.... Group: Member Posts: 91 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 78,746 |
yo mamma is so ugly that thats not a hair line, thats her hair trying to run away from her face
yo mamma so so old she farts dust yo mamma so so old she owes a nickle to jeasus yo mamma is so fat and old she was announced a national momument  i just made that one up hahah so lame
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Jun 22 2005, 05:32 PM
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yo mommas so fat when she wore a malcolm X shirt a helicopter landed on her back
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Jun 22 2005, 05:59 PM
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www.yourmom.com it's set up just like yahoo
Your mom's breath is so bad every time she coughs her teeth duck. |
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Jun 22 2005, 07:46 PM
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HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
QUOTE(Fallen_Fairy @ Jun 22 2005, 5:59 PM) Heeey. I never knew about that until now. Wow. Imma check it out.
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Jun 22 2005, 07:53 PM
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 ;) Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,573 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,124 |
Yo momma so fat she's got mc donalds on speed dial.
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Jun 23 2005, 06:02 AM
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ur mommas so fat wen she washes her dishes she uses 1000 gallons of detergent.
( her plates are big) haha. pfft. |
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Jun 25 2005, 11:56 PM
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your momma's so old that when I told her to act her age
the bitch died |
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Jun 26 2005, 12:59 AM
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your mama so ugly, everyone died.
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Jun 27 2005, 08:21 PM
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Yo momma's so ugly they filmed Gorrillas in the Mist in her shower.
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter. Yo momma's so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff. Yo momma's so poor when I stepped on a roach she said, "Oh no there goes Thanksgiving dinner!" |
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Jun 27 2005, 08:26 PM
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Yo mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Superbowl..
Yo mama is so ugly, she was walking down the street and a cockroach started singing "We are Family.." |
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Jun 27 2005, 11:32 PM
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Yo momma's so stupid she drowned in "the wave" at the football game.
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Jun 27 2005, 11:44 PM
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yo mamma so fat, her ID card picture says "continued on the back"
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Jun 27 2005, 11:46 PM
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QUOTE(slipper @ Jun 25 2005, 10:59 PM) your mama so ugly, everyone died. er---whaaat? classic
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Jun 27 2005, 11:57 PM
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QUOTE(KoKo Moe Joe @ Jun 7 2005, 2:38 PM) Yo Mama is so ugly they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks! ROFLMFAO... thats awesome..
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Jun 28 2005, 12:02 AM
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QUOTE(gOODpIRATE @ Jun 27 2005, 10:44 PM) yo mamma so fat, her ID card picture says "continued on the back" Haha, I like that one! :D |
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Jun 28 2005, 12:03 AM
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Good-Bye. Group: Member Posts: 2,100 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 161,149 |
I got sum too I will post them up l8r
 ]Sum r funny but seriourly sum r jst really mean. find them @ www.yourmom.com |
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Jun 28 2005, 09:43 AM
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''your momma's so old that when I told her to act her age
the bitch died '' << haha that was funny. most of them suck Your ma's so fat she turned over and there was a celestial eclipse. Your ma's so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out (the sweets) ...meeeh. played out really |
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Jun 28 2005, 05:47 PM
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Good-Bye. Group: Member Posts: 2,100 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 161,149 |
QUOTE your momma's so old that when I told her to act her age the bitch died I am goin 2 use tht on sum1 now lolQUOTE Yo mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Superbowl.. Thts a really good 1 lol I almost had a laughattack QUOTE Yo momma's so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff. |
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Jun 28 2005, 05:50 PM
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mood: content Group: Member Posts: 2,063 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,325 |
yo momma so fat, at the ballgame instead of buying one hotdog, she buys two!... come on, that one was a classic.
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Jun 28 2005, 10:22 PM
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Good-Bye. Group: Member Posts: 2,100 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 161,149 |
Sum I got off YourMom.com
-Your Mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag -Your Mom is so stupid she fell out of the window ironing the curtain -Your Mom's so stupid she can only count to twenty if she's barefoot -Your Mom is so stupid she got locked inside a motorcycle! -Your Mom's so stupid, when you were a baby she only changed your diaper once a month, because on the box it said "Good for up to 15 pounds" -Your Mom is so dumb she stared at the orange juice carton for five hours because it said 'concentrate' -Your mom is so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window All 4 now will post more l8r 
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Oct 13 2005, 09:25 PM
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^
 my old account  im bored  your mom is so stupid she called me to get my phone number. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. she tried to drown a fish. she thought a quarterback was a refund. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. she tripped over a cordless phone. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. she studied for a blood test. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said Airport Left" she turned around and went home |
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Oct 16 2005, 08:15 PM
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QUOTE(SillyCourtney @ Jun 27 2005, 8:21 PM) Yo momma's so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff. LOL AHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAH |
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Oct 17 2005, 10:52 AM
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 Ummm... I can't think of anything creative to put here Group: Human Posts: 410 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,965 |
Yo mama is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to alphabitize M&M's
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Oct 18 2005, 06:08 PM
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 Behind every great man is a great woman rolling her eyes Group: Member Posts: 318 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 187,483 |
yo mommas so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out
--props go to Sister Act 2--Greatest Movie Ever |
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Oct 20 2005, 09:37 PM
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 HOY!!!!! Group: Member Posts: 268 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,098 |
Yo momma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
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Oct 23 2005, 09:35 AM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
Yo mama is like Home Depot - 10 cents a screw.
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Oct 23 2005, 09:38 AM
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This should be a game..
Sorry to break the chain! |
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Oct 23 2005, 01:27 PM
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 when you smile, i melt inside Group: Member Posts: 1,325 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 267,089 |
Your mama is so fat, that instead of skinny dipping, she chunky dunks.
;;That ones weird.
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Oct 23 2005, 01:35 PM
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QUOTE(brownsugar08 @ Oct 23 2005, 9:36 AM) Yo mama's hair is so nappy, when I tried to run my hands through it--I got a blister. Gee, Suzzette, where'd you come up with that joke? |
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Oct 23 2005, 02:27 PM
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*Fob Accent*Yooooooooooooo mama soooooooooooo faut, when she jump joyyyyyy, she got STUCK.
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Oct 27 2005, 02:43 AM
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
Oh shit. Some of these are really funny.
My faves- QUOTE she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death QUOTE your momma's so old that when I told her to act her age the bitch died There's more, but I didn't copy them.
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Nov 6 2005, 07:43 PM
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 Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter...to lesbians Group: Member Posts: 2,444 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,066 |
^LMFAO!
I didn't look through the whole topic but here's my fav QUOTE Yo Momma so old, she has Moses's beeepa numba
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Nov 6 2005, 07:45 PM
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yo mamas so short, when she jumped off the curve she set a record for the highest dive.
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Nov 8 2005, 07:09 AM
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QUOTE(brownsugar08 @ Nov 6 2005, 7:46 PM) Check it... Your mama is so ugly....when she tried to apply for the ugly contest, they told her "Sorry, NO professionals". this one made me laugh
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Nov 19 2005, 04:54 PM
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Yo mama's so fat, she uses Mexico, like the whole country, as her tanning bed.
Yo mama's so ugly, she's only been married once. Yo mama's so poor, your t*ts are real. All from Malibu's Most Wanted... ahah. |
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Nov 21 2005, 01:55 AM
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 My name is really Matt... if you care. Group: Member Posts: 1,442 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 258,234 |
yo' mama's SO fat, that when u slap her ass u can ride the waves!
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Nov 25 2005, 05:31 PM
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 Hi, My Name is Evan Group: Member Posts: 52 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 153,786 |
yo momma is so fat, she went by the beach then a whale jumped up saying "IM TELLING MOMMYY THAT YOU RAN AWAYYYY"!!!
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Nov 25 2005, 06:00 PM
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yo mama is so fat she rolled over a supernintendo and made 4 gameboys.
yo mamas hair is so blonde that when she was driving to disneyworld and saw a billboard that said "DiSNEY WORLD LEFT" she turned around and went home. yo mama is so ugly, she has to pay her pillows to sleep with her. |
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Dec 6 2005, 02:24 AM
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 ㅋㅋㅋ Group: Member Posts: 924 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,283 |
yo momma's so ugly it looked like her face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
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Dec 6 2005, 07:32 PM
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 Ruthizzle Group: Member Posts: 104 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 301,035 |
yo momma's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
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Dec 7 2005, 11:31 PM
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QUOTE(lil_chubby_cheeks2 @ Nov 26 2005, 10:00 AM) yo mama is so fat she rolled over a supernintendo and made 4 gameboys. BAHAHAHAHAHA
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Dec 12 2005, 10:27 PM
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Yo mama so fat, everytime she turns around, its her birthday.
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Dec 20 2005, 06:04 PM
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yo mama so old, she got Jesus in her yearbook.
yo mama so fat, I said "old mcdonalds had a farm", she said "supersize me." |
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Dec 20 2005, 06:09 PM
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^haha
Yo mama so black, she tried to bite a oreo and bit her finger Yo mama so dumb, she thought quaterback was a refund Yo mama so fat, she have to take a bath in the ocean Yo mama so fat, everytime i turn around there she is Yo mama so fat , she defies gravity Yo mama so fat, everytime she breathes someone loses oxygen |
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Dec 21 2005, 12:01 AM
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 i'm such a sucker sometimes. Group: Member Posts: 441 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 151,732 |
yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. |
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Dec 24 2005, 05:38 PM
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your mamas so fat that she uses a matress as a tampon
hahahahahahaha |
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Dec 24 2005, 08:25 PM
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when you smile, i melt inside Group: Member Posts: 1,325 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 267,089 |
QUOTE yo mama is so fat she rolled over a supernintendo and made 4 gameboys. Lmao, that ones hilarious. |
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Dec 27 2005, 01:00 AM
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I gave you everything ... Group: Member Posts: 81 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 334,433 |
yo mama's so stupid she took a spoon to superbowl
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Dec 29 2005, 03:06 AM
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This one boy told me this at school.
Yo Mamma so stupid that when she got locked in the grocery store she starved to death. |
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Jan 2 2006, 02:06 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 3,459 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 328,021 |
[Ooops, just realized someone posted that before me.. Ehh.]
Well this one hasn't. Yo momma's so fat, she ran after a bus full of white kids yelling "CATCH THAT TWINKIE!" |
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Jan 2 2006, 02:24 PM
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uhms heres a stupid one:
yo momma so fat when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out |
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Jan 15 2006, 01:29 AM
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your mom's so fat she falls off both sides of the bed.
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Jan 16 2006, 02:59 PM
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 Loser Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 67,558 |
Yo Mama's so stupid that when she heard about the OJ trial, she thought it was the taste-test between Tropicana and Minute Maid
Ew it sucks D: |
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Jan 31 2006, 09:12 PM
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 Ako si Emmanuel Group: Member Posts: 150 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 361,936 |
oh yea...
Your momma so fat that she uses Mexico, T-the whole country, a tanning bed(LMAO) Your momma so poor, your t!ts are real ok serious time, not sure if anyone said this yet since I got tired at the first page trying to read them all. Yo momma so stupid, when she was watching football she wanted a quarter back. |
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Feb 3 2006, 08:18 AM
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 Apr 24 '05* 1000 posts! Group: Member Posts: 1,184 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,049 |
Yo mama is so old that when i told her to act her age, she dropped dead.
Yo mama is so ugly, she's not going bald, it's her hair running away from her face. Yo mama is like a hockey player, she uses 1 pad for 3 periods. Yo mama is so short she did a suicide jump off the curb. Yo mama is so dumb she got hit by a car that wasn't even moving. Yo mama is so skinny she could hoola-hoop a cheerio. Yo mama is so poor when someone rings the doorbell she sticks her head out the window and yells "DiNG-DONG". Yo mama is so fat the last time she saw 90210 she was on the scales. Yo mama's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she can see people waving at her. |
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Feb 3 2006, 08:39 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 277 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 172,698 |
Your mother is so corpulent that when she sits around the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa, she sits AROUND the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa!
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