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 May 17 2005, 06:28 PM
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Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 2,343 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,767  |
This gave me a laugh.
HOW DO YOU DECIDE ? WHO TO MARRY? (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 (2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kirsten, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? (1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 (2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? (1) Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? (1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure) (2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10 WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? (1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -- Craig, age 9 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? (1) When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 (2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. -- Curt, age 7 (3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? (1) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. -- Theodore, age 8 (2) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child) HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? (1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8 And the #1 Favorite is........ HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? (1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10 |
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May 17 2005, 06:33 PM
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 kristin Group: Member Posts: 5,705 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,985 |
QUOTE(jennypie @ May 17 2005, 7:28 PM) WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? (1) When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 (2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. -- Curt, age 7 (3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? (1) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. -- Theodore, age 8 HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? (1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10  Those are so cute!! 
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May 17 2005, 06:35 PM
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 Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
aww thats so cuuute.
QUOTE (2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that that one was a knee-slapper.
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10 |
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May 17 2005, 06:36 PM
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QUOTE(jennypie @ May 17 2005, 6:28 PM) This gave me a laugh. HOW DO YOU DECIDE ? WHO TO MARRY? (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 (2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kirsten, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? (1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 (2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? (1) Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? (1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure) (2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10 WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? (1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -- Craig, age 9 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? (1) When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 (2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. -- Curt, age 7 (3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? (1) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. -- Theodore, age 8 (2) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child) HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? (1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8 And the #1 Favorite is........ HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? (1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10  the bolded ones make me laugh! =P
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May 17 2005, 06:42 PM
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 The Bone Collector Group: Member Posts: 2,860 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,162 |
QUOTE (1) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. -- Theodore, age 8 Kids are so hilarious! I love the show "Kids say the darndest things" (sp?). |
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May 17 2005, 07:25 PM
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 Take advantage of me. Group: Member Posts: 912 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,792 |
Hahaha those were cute.
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May 17 2005, 07:35 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 913 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 101,212 |
Those are such cute kid replies.... though.. I abhor kids
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May 17 2005, 07:43 PM
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 ...and this is me.. Group: Member Posts: 3,518 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 57,899 |
*aww* little kids are so cute...
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May 17 2005, 08:31 PM
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Out of the mouths of babes. XP
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May 17 2005, 11:06 PM
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haha I like this one
"WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? (1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -- Craig, age 9 " |
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May 17 2005, 11:50 PM
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lol... those cracked me up..
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May 21 2005, 11:50 PM
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 What a hypocrite. Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 |
Aw, how frkn' adorable. <3 I like this quote best:
QUOTE (1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10 
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May 25 2005, 05:02 PM
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oh wow; so young and already have known so much
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May 27 2005, 02:08 PM
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alli Group: Member Posts: 513 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,108 |
thats soo cute!
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May 27 2005, 05:57 PM
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AHA kids these days..
(2) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child) my favorite ^ |
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May 27 2005, 06:01 PM
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hahaha, i love things like that!
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May 27 2005, 06:10 PM
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har de har har...
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May 27 2005, 06:45 PM
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LOLS omg that is so cute"HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10" lols how adorable. |
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May 28 2005, 06:19 PM
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 peggy's here. Group: Member Posts: 239 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,603 |
Those little kids are so friggin mature! LMAO
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May 28 2005, 07:01 PM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
lol, little kids are so cute
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May 28 2005, 07:06 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
aww really cute
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Jun 5 2005, 07:43 PM
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Jessica Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,118 |
Aww, thats adorable. =]
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Jun 6 2005, 11:31 PM
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LMFAO..thats so cute xD
hahaha..thats's hilarious! |
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Jun 7 2005, 01:14 AM
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 Yawn Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,530 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,772 |
eh sorry double post
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Jun 7 2005, 01:15 AM
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Yawn Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,530 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,772 |
QUOTE HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? (1) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. -- Theodore, age 8 HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? (1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8 HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? (1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10 hahah^ awww lol those were my favorites outta the list :) lol |
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Jun 8 2005, 08:19 PM
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 Alisha Group: Member Posts: 2,341 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,880 |
hahaha awwww
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Jun 22 2005, 01:04 AM
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 You can't keep running from what you're trying to find. Group: Official Member Posts: 5,030 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,096 |
QUOTE(jennypie @ May 17 2005, 3:28 PM) (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? (2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 (1) Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 (1) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. -- Theodore, age 8 (2) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child) (1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10 LOL i think those are the funniest yay over 1000 posts! i forgot to keep track... |
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Jun 22 2005, 11:54 AM
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 Residential Crazy Child Group: Member Posts: 934 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 116,897 |
Lmao-the return of Kids Ssay The Funniest Things.....with your host JENNY PIE!!!!!!!! [/commentator voice]
QUOTE HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 
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Jun 25 2005, 09:10 PM
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ahha the last one is hilarious =D
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Jun 26 2005, 01:56 PM
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 </3 Group: Member Posts: 1,113 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 106,746 |
lol thats cute
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Jun 26 2005, 06:15 PM
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QUOTE (2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) (2) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child) f**k outta here... man oh man, you better be a man to clean after your own shit! lol ... i love that first comment lol |
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Jun 27 2005, 11:41 AM
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 BIOTCH!!!! Group: Member Posts: 121 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 59,655 |
AWWWW..man..gotta love little kids.
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Jun 27 2005, 05:45 PM
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"(1) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never
going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. -- Theodore, age 8 " [Bill Cosby Voice] Kids say the darnest things! [/Bill Cosby Voice] |
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Jul 1 2005, 02:10 AM
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QUOTE (2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. -- Curt, age 7 (3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? (1) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. -- Theodore, age 8 (2) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child) HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? (1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10 i like those. haha. cute kids!
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Jul 1 2005, 05:43 PM
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 Too slow. Group: Member Posts: 2,730 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,320 |
Hhahahah..those are good.kids say the darnest things.
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Jul 1 2005, 05:47 PM
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soo cute
those kids are smart |
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Jul 1 2005, 09:26 PM
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WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
(1) When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! that's a knee slapper for me. holy crap, I hope I'm not rich so atleast I get a good one. Those kids say the funniest crap, but half of it's true!!! |
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Jul 2 2005, 10:54 AM
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 memories live FOREVER<3 Group: Member Posts: 1,150 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,793 |
haha so cute
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Jul 9 2005, 07:41 PM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
QUOTE(jennypie @ May 17 2005, 6:28 PM) HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? (1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8 And the #1 Favorite is........ HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? (1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10 ^ those are my favorite lol
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Jul 10 2005, 09:58 PM
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 Go to Tahiti, and make out with a native. Group: Duplicate Posts: 914 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,267 |
lmfao...
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Jul 11 2005, 11:49 AM
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haha they're all so cute/funny. aww...little kids!
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Jul 11 2005, 09:22 PM
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 My desperate heart is far too weak to run for you this long. Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 150,342 |
(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them
and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8 ^^^ aw lol my fav |
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