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 May 13 2005, 09:50 PM
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Sizzling. ;]  Group: Member Posts: 108 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 135,737  |
This was from my friend Mona. <33
There was this exhcange student who came to this school. His teacher asked him to go around the town and find 3 new words and to put into a sentence to share with the class the next day. So after school he went to find his 3 words. First he went to the airport. When he was walking through the airport the loud speaker yelled "Airplane 22 taking off in 5 minutes!!" And the exchange student quickly learned the word take off so he went off to search for his 2nd word. Next he went to the zoo. While he was walking through the Jungle part of the zoo, a zoo keeper cried out "Ahh Zebra run for your life!!" And the exhange student quickly learned his 2nd word, Zebra and went off to find his last word for school. He went to his mother`s nursery. In the nursery his mother screamed "The baby is gone the baby is gone!!" So the boy learned his 3rd and final word, baby. Then he ran home and wrote the 3 words in a sentence to share with the class the next morning. Morning came and the exhange student was eager to share his sentence. So finally his teacher called on him to share his sentence and do you know what he said?? He said, "Takeoffzebrababy" LOL do you get it? Take off zebra baby?? Remember??? The exhange student had an accent!! Thats why he said it. lol. Its funny...maybe not...all well I gave it a shot 
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May 13 2005, 09:55 PM
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heh... its a *cute joke
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May 14 2005, 12:05 AM
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 You can't keep running from what you're trying to find. Group: Official Member Posts: 5,030 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,096 |
maybe you should add he was french or something...
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May 14 2005, 10:41 AM
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Lol! Take off the bra, baby!
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May 14 2005, 12:45 PM
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LOL! that's hilarious!
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May 14 2005, 01:23 PM
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lol-i didn't get it at first. you should add that he's french.
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May 14 2005, 01:27 PM
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QUOTE(FoOd @ May 14 2005, 10:41 AM) Lol! Take off the bra, baby!  thanks for clearin it up i woudlnt have ever gotten it 
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May 20 2005, 07:27 PM
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lol bery cute
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May 20 2005, 07:31 PM
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haha that was cute
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May 20 2005, 07:40 PM
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oooh... take of the bra..
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May 21 2005, 11:59 PM
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 What a hypocrite. Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 |
Funny (; It's a pretty good joke.
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May 27 2005, 06:46 PM
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rofl...i got it straight away...
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May 27 2005, 06:49 PM
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AHAHA that took me a while, french accents are cool.
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May 29 2005, 12:44 AM
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 ^^ 2005 Suzuki rm125 2-stroke. My baby... Group: Member Posts: 309 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 94,737 |
My uncle told me that one when I was 7 or so.
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May 30 2005, 11:18 AM
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LOL! That was funny. take off ze bra baby. I wonder.. if the teacher was a man.
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Jul 14 2005, 04:04 AM
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lol. pervert.
 hehehe
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Jul 14 2005, 11:17 AM
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QUOTE(JAMx33 @ May 30 2005, 10:18 AM) take off ze bra baby i didn't get it till she pointed in out 
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Jul 14 2005, 05:00 PM
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 i <3 peter Group: Member Posts: 350 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 147,825 |
Ironic words.
 Nice joke. |
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Jul 15 2005, 03:32 AM
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yum.
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