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 May 12 2005, 01:47 PM
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 Ummm... I can't think of anything creative to put here  Group: Human Posts: 410 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,965  |
President Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the
American Indian Nation on a recent weekend in Arizona. He spoke for almost an hour on his future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living. He referred to his career as Governor of Texas, how he had signed "YES" 1,237 times - for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval. Although the President was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his "red brothers". At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the President with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud President then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds. A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they come to select the new name given to the President. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of sh** it can no longer fly. |
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May 12 2005, 02:12 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
hahahaha lol that was funny
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May 12 2005, 04:07 PM
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 i am human......or am i Group: Member Posts: 10 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 138,086 |
 lol
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May 12 2005, 06:18 PM
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So true, yet so sad...
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May 12 2005, 10:01 PM
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HAHA best one i've like ever heard. i actually laughed, most jokes just make me smile.
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May 13 2005, 10:32 AM
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 im addicted to my car<3 Group: Member Posts: 635 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 92,236 |
lmao..
 that was good.
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May 15 2005, 12:07 AM
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 ^^ 2005 Suzuki rm125 2-stroke. My baby... Group: Member Posts: 309 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 94,737 |
Haha that was an awsome one..
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May 16 2005, 11:32 PM
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 ||amaterasu|| by rene Group: Member Posts: 38 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,728 |
clever xD
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May 17 2005, 06:44 AM
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 College Dude Group: Member Posts: 177 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 106,527 |
good one!
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May 17 2005, 06:24 PM
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http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_walking_eagle.htm
Untrue. Check your sources before you claim its truth. |
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May 17 2005, 08:33 PM
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 E=Fb Musicians Theory of Relativity Group: Member Posts: 711 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 109,045 |
QUOTE(Azarel @ May 17 2005, 6:24 PM) http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_walking_eagle.htm Untrue. Check your sources before you claim its truth.  Darn, beat me to it. The Bush jokes get old quickly when people actually think they happened. |
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May 19 2005, 05:55 PM
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Very good. I had one for Kerry: Why the long face?
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May 20 2005, 02:08 PM
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 "Silly me, I thought this was a free country" Group: Human Posts: 1,666 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 60,913 |
QUOTE(JAMx33 @ May 19 2005, 5:55 PM) Very good. I had one for Kerry: Why the long face? 
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