walked in, this may be disturbing Options

[AngryBaby]

What im about to ask you may not be for the weak stomach, k?

my friend was talking about this today.

have u ever walked in on your parents? doing the dirty!?
some people have, and been scared for life.
i never have, but i think i heard them
our walls are thin, and it was late i went to the bathroom.(there room is right behind my bathroom right, so I can even hear them speak) i went to go take a okay, evry one needs to go. so i was taking my dump my face was like this then i heard a thumping noise and i heard my dad say
UH! i got up wiped my ass, and got out of there quick!

to this day i keep wondering maybe he was just hammering something, yeah. and hit his thumb.

[iheartjohn]

Er...no...but my daughter caught me and my fiance once.

She told the babysitter about it too.

[heyyfrankie]

no...i have never walked on in my parents having sex but even if i had walked in on them...i probably wouldn't through a bit fit...just laugh.

[*mona lisa*]

i went to go take a okay, evry one needs to go.

Haha. That's cute. No, I never have and never will.

[iheartsimba]

Haha, never have. I don't even want to imagine..they are so..old. They probably do though. With 4 kids and all. Ew.

[minus_perfection]

to this day i keep wondering maybe he was just hammering something, yeah. and hit his thumb.

sorry,that just made me really laugh.I've never hear or walked in.thank goodness.lets keep it that way.

[x LUV x ALWAYS x]

never have. hope i never will....hehe

[maia_dc]

I haven't. I hope it stays like this.
But one time I was lookin through my dad's desk and I found all these condoms. x_x But the dates were expired, so that's a bit better...

[shortiiex]

ugh....i don't want to talk about it...but i'll say this i have heard them though many times

[iheartjohn]

Well, if you think about it, hearing your parents having intercourse isn't all that bad. I mean, how do you think you got here?

[clarissa]

i've never heard or seen them and never will. why? my parents are wayyyy too old for that kinda shizz. :)

[lovescream]

my mom and her bf..
I was like 8.. and I was watching Princess Diaries. the DVD player, i didnt know how to use it. and i had friends over, too. so my friends followed me as I walked into my mom's room. i just opened it without knocking. and there we were, at the door, watching them naked on the bed.

AND THIS WEEKEND, I WAS IN THE STORE WITH MY MOM'S BF AND MY MOM, AND I SAW HIM BUY A CONDOM!
and then I saw the condom in a drawer in my mom's room...

[*jooleeah*]

Gross. Luckily, I've never seen that. If I did, I would faint. I'm serious.

[snak3y3z1001]

i never exactly walked in and "see" them doin it. but i knew they were simply by the fact i was about to walk into their room but mom just bum rushed the door and stop me from fully opening it. thru the crack i saw she wrapped herself with a blanket and i just seen my dad dissappear into the bathroom.

[HoT_x_STuFF]

never have... but r u ok???!!!

[*stephinika*]

oh man, no, thank god. i would just die...though i doubt it happens often anymore considering my mom works night shifts and she has bad arthritis...i hope i never, ever do though.

[AngryBaby]

i never exactly walked in and "see" them doin it. but i knew they were simply by the fact i was about to walk into their room but mom just bum rushed the door and stop me from fully opening it. thru the crack i saw she wrapped herself with a blanket and i just seen my dad dissappear into the bathroom.

oh shizz that happened to me before! i knocked on the door and it took them awhile to answer, then my dad answered the door quickly and the dim lights were on so they werent sleepin! my dad was all pissed at said GET YOUR BUTT BACK TO BED! thats when i was younger. now i just let them do their thing.

never have... but r u ok???!!!   

lol what do u mean?

[parallel]

Haha. Loved how you went into detail about when you dropped the kids off at the pool. =]

Oh my gosh no. If I ever did. I would be scarred for life.

[WrathOfOnigo]

Nope never had. I don't think my parents do it anyways cause they sleep in separate rooms and my dad goes to bed EARLY.

[laur3nw]

I personally haven't, but my friend has, and she was telling me her stories. It was so funny, but gross at the same time. Haha.

[EmmalieV]

Ew no , Hopefully I NEVER will , hopefully-.

[toodlepops.]

Nope, thankfully.
That would be really embarassing if it happened.

[Saeglopur]

I swear I'm a deep sleeper.

[dani41790]

Lol um no. But my boyfriend and I heard his parents oofing. It was weird because we just heard this banging on the wall and he just told me what it was. Lol oh wellz. Every parent does it.

[silver-rain]

Oh wow, I've never walked into my parents doing anything, and I hope to never...

[*hcosurfkid*]

Lol, yeah. I was on a cruise (Mariner of the Seas) and we had a big room. Like a suite. ANd me and my sister had out own and my parents had thieir own too. So my sister had to go gt the blowdryer at night (like 11) cause me and my sister were gunna go party it up that nightt. But then, whne we went into my parents room, they were getting their grove on. We left right away, took the blowdryer, and went bakc to out stateroom on the other floor.

[HelloSunshine]

No, thankfully. It'd be kind of..errm..surprising to see them...yeah lol.

[AngryBaby]

But my boyfriend and I heard his parents oofing.

hehe oofing hehe

[krispy_kreme333]

nope. my parents divorced when i was 4 so i never had to experience that, and i am very glad about that.

[*mzkandi*]

No I havent thank GOD!!!

[loljuliana]

nope, my parents would never do that while we were home. my brother shares a room with them, so they arent able to do anything. but i have a feeling that they did it while i was an infant, and i probably shared the same room with them. since my brother is 2 years younger, they were probably doing it while i was sleeping in my crib.

[whomps]

Ewww no way. I've never even seen them kiss. Or cuddle. Or hold hands. Hug? I haven't seen them embrace, and I'm pretty sure I like it this way. My brother makes stupid lies about hearing them though. He's such an idiot.

[sandy_lumpy_shor...]

oofing? funny word. i guess thats wat the word "bang" came from lol

[Paradox of Life]

I would be absolutely mortified and probably would try to get away as fast as I could. I am unbelievably thankful I have never had to experience this. They probably don't do anything as long as me and my brother are in the house. My parents are WAY too old and I really can't invision them "oofing".
I once saw a hamster having intercourse.

[nopattern]

Yeah I have...'cept it was my grandparents...

[gOODpIRATE]

ugh, no!! just thinking of it is dreadful.

[xoxvietbabyy]

Nope, And don't want to ever.

[*XLilAznGrl592X*]

naw i never had... if i did i would be like and i never heard them either... my room is downstairs and they have their room upstairs... i would never wanna see it or hear it...

[zznazi]

that scarry

[Hiphop d[-_-]b]

yeah i picked the lock opened the door and they were in a odd position buh` i didnt see anything cos they were partially covered by a blanket, so i closed the door went back to the living room and my mom came out and was all WHATD YOU WANT and i jus didnt say anything

i can hear them sometimes too. i can hear grunts and squeaks of the bed,

[KERP1UNK]

NOOOO! *luckily

[*not_your_average*]

i did about a week ago... i was getting my deodorant from their bathroom 'cause i left it there for some weird reason , but when i walked in, my mom was covered by a blanket on top of my dad. i was like "ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!" i ran into the bathroom and walked off w/ my deodorant. my dad was PISSED... my mom was kinda sad, though.

i don't ever wanna do that again.

[*xcaitlinx*]

nooo ive never walked in on them. but ive heard them. ugh when i used to share a room with my sister way back when, we woke up in the middle of the night and heard the springs from the mattress (my parents bedroom was right next door). my sister was like " whats that noise? " and i was like " uhh....the washing machine...go back to bed " i knew what the noise was though. *cringes*

[imenlightened]

yea i did. it was a while ago, in the middle of the night and i just had a nightmare so i went in w/o knocking... i saw them w/o covers or nething just naked on the bed...

[Chii]

eww that's so horrible...

ugh, how dare you make me remember when i walked in on my parents? it was years ago and i haven't thought about it in years. i was looking for the remote and i thought i left it in their room and i saw them. ugh.

i would never want anyone hear me and my boyfriend have sex we always turn the music up whenever someone's home...

i knew a guy who's little sister walked in on their parents...she told them she wanted a little brother

[xSiLLyMex]

Omg..Dat happnd to me. Xcept I fell asleep in my parents bedroom once. Nd since my mom sleeps in her walk in closet. Long story..Don't ask. LOL I woke up in the middle of the night, and I heard my dad nd her doing it. Nd I heard slurping sounds..Omg..I almost cried to sleep. Thats why I never sleep in my parents bedroom again.

[dahding]

repressed...memories. ahhhhhhhhhhhh. ><. never seen anything. heard things tho.

[kaB00M]

Never have and hopefully never will.

[FoOd]

I never have and I pray to god everyday that I never will too.

[azn hunni xox]

Nope never had.  I don't think my parents do it anyways cause they sleep in separate rooms   and my dad goes to bed EARLY.

Same here...

But my cousin did... ugh, they were on vacation, and she was in the same room!

[aznxdreamer]

no thanks..i dont wanna. and my room is up a story and all the way on the other side of the house so i cant really hear anything..thank god.

[miszSERENiTY]

I was sleeping on the top bunk in my cousins room and all of a sudden I woke up becuase I thought there was an earthquake but then I heard grunting and my cousin going "do you love me baby ohhh" and i was like o m g....yea the next morning was verrrrrrrryyy awkward....

[misoshiru]

never have and i hope i never will.

[jaeman]

I haven't walked in on my parents nor have they ever walked in on me.

[gelionie]

Ummm no. I hope I won't in the future because that would be totally embarassing.

[bloodxmoon]

i havnt ever, never heard them either...in fact from the way they act i doubt they ever do it anymore. i was at a friends house one time and we were in the basement and could hear her parents all the way upstairs

[someflipguy]

Hit is thumb with a hammer. haha that cracked me up. I know what he was hammering.

I don't think I have. Sex is part of life. How do you think you were born.

[helenababe888]

Sad, sad repressed kids.

My mum has walked in on on me, so has my brother, my sister and my cousin tho lololol...its natural and we dont believe in locking doors in our house.

I think its cool that my folks do it regularly. And its helped to keep them happy. It's much more healthy for everybody....right up until you cant do it anymore. Be grateful if they still do it regularly. It might stop them getting divorced.

[qoddesscheeks]

yea, my mom and her boyfriend.

it still haunts me sometimes.

[xMayleex]

I havent walked in on my mum and dad ever, i hope i never do to. I have walked in on my brother before lol

[kill me please]

haha no.. i heard them once and i was like ew ew.. and couldnt go back to sleep. but uh one time i was over my cousins and i think i walked in on her... opps

[angel-roh]

yes my dad and my stepmom... it was the nastiest ever because I HATE MY STEPMOM A LOT AND MY DAD BETRAYED MY MOM!! gosh...

because i had a bad nightmare and i need to talked to someone and that time my sister wasnt there. she was with my mom in seattle and i was in summer vacation with my dad. it was horrifying... i cried so much because it WAS SO FREAKING NASTY

[Eryi]

I don't want to walk in while they are doing the thing. I can't even imagine it. You didn't really walk in did you?

[jue]

uhhm no; i havent seen my parents having there "get together"
but i have walked in on my dad when he was naked >.<

[Heathasm]

my parents never had sex while i have been alive

[DanielleMaria05]

Thank god. I haven't seen it. But I've heard it. Which is like EW! I know, thats how I got here, but, yeah, don't wanna know about it.

[*tweeak*]

no, thankfully. i heard them a couple of times though. the music went up, the door got closed

[sharerol]

Eww..No, never. In fact, I don't think my parents do that anymore, considering they ALWAYS argue, and I almost never see them kiss, hug, or anything of the sort...But that would be extremely gross to see, though.

[mouse_3k]

I didnt walk in...I just heard...the worse noise in the world...

[enyceXaddiction]

haha that was funny. im not sur maybe heard

[everclearshorty]

yes i have..... and it was gross

[HoodieObsessed]

I ahvn't seen them but once I was in my room and I thought I heard them doing it. coudl be my imagination. maybe.

[miss barnes]

i did when i was younger..when my mama and daddy were still together. they dont know though. they were too into it to notice

[dreamerOi]

yea this was when i went to sleep over at a friends house but i came back cause i forgot my toothbrush first i was like okay... the doors open so i go hmm ok so i walk upstairs and BAM! all these noises

[PreludeTears]

np but i once walked in on my brother and his g/f.
I just walked back outta the room like
I didn't see anything, what is disturbing is they didnt stop
after I had even left. eek. well atleast they are young and
well not wrinkly unlike grown ups... our parents lol eww *shudders*

[Ballpointpencil]

Yeah, I've walked in on my parents, and I usually have trouble looking them in the eyes for a few days after that. It gets awkward, but I normally don't walk in on that. XD

[megan_x3]

LOL ~~ i did once when i was really little around 2 yrs old ?? i still remember it .. i was crawling on the floor ( i mean come on , 2 !! i cant walk that time ! ) and then suddenly i saw my parents room .. and then they didn't lock it because it was only me & my parent that time ... and then i opened the door wiith a little push and i saw my mom & dad on top of each other doing something really funny in the bed. and i know them , they wouldn't wrestle each other in the bed. .

[x__aNgeLiQue]

I swear I'm a deep sleeper.

HahhaAH LOLoL, yeahh! same ;D

[helenxxx]

I never walked in on them when my parents were having sex... thx god.
But i can heard them! Like all the time! The walls in our house are thin. I can hear what they are doing in their bedroom and my room is right next to theirs!! How gross! Everytime my mom shut the door, i know wot come next....

[SarahxJoy]

The story of you taking a dump and wiping your ass in such detail was more disturbing.



Kidding.
But no, I haven't, thank God.

[SMUSHiENESS]

it was discusting.
sometimes you could hear then when you go to the bathroom at night.

[*not_your_average*]

i knew a guy who's little sister walked in on their parents...she told them she wanted a little brother

LMAO, that's hilarious!

[demolished]

O yesh i have .. when i was a little boy .. i have to sleep in the same room w/ my parents .. EWWWWWWWWWW ... my dad went under the blanket .. and do something. .

[rAwritsgWeg]

unluckily i have heard my parents do "it" before and when i heard them doing"it"
i just put on my headphones and wished that they would stop

luckily, i was listenin to trance(which helps me sleep) and i feel asleep

[sugar pea]

ewww.. ewww... ewww..

[Shattered_Hope]

I've never walked in on my parents while they were...uhh....for lack of better words, "doing the dirty"....

[*iNyCxShoRT*]

Oh man. . .I can never imagine my parents doing that x___X

[DullStringedGuit...]

omg yes..that was the day they made my sister..
i was little...that was the thing ive seen...thanx 4 reminding

[AngryBaby]

lol sorry, blame suzzette for bringing it back hehe

[DrSMooTH]

no. but when i was 8 i walked in on my mom talking a bath and last year i found condoms in her and my dad's bathroom.

[lilliannnn]

Not on my parents, EW. But, on my friends.. yeah.

[BrokenDream]

sadly, and unfortunately yes.

but, now my Mom is divorced. but she did in the backyard with her husband (we use to have a private fence so that no one would be able to spy on our backyard) and I saw both of them. eww. I was young too. I was around 9. o-m-g.

[2 wordsTomFelton...]

ya i walked in on my mom and her b/f.. and she had her shirt off and bra. it was REALLY DISTURBING.

[jackizzle]

nope and thaank goodness lol.. sometimes theyll get all weird and start making out in front of us kids.. my virgin eyes!! lol

[angel-roh]

np but i once walked in on my brother and his g/f.
I just walked back outta the room like 
I didn't see anything, what is disturbing is they didnt stop
after I had even left. eek. well atleast they are young and
well not wrinkly unlike grown ups... our parents lol eww *shudders*

ROFL! that reminds me of when my girl friend did that. >.<; i was at this random girl's party. i just went because she invited me and my friends. well my friend, lisa. that's not her name, but i'll just say it that way. lisa never got a guy in her life and never dated a single one. and she's like 18 that time. she's 19 right now. well anyways... she found this really hot guy who is from united kingdom. and he liked her back too. they talked for 2 hours straight >.<;;; and finally the guy asked her to come upstairs with him. so she did... and she didnt care because she told me when she told him she needed to go the bathroom real quick before she went up with him. she said that she really likes him a lot.. and that she will do anything what he tells her to do...

and after 10 minutes passed. i wanted to go home because i was so tired. so i went upstairs to find them... i heard moaning and groaning sound. but i was thinking it wasnt my friend because she wouldnt have sex that young... well i entered the restroom cause that what my friend said she'll be in. well i went there. AND I SAW THEM NAKED!!!! GUYS d**k IN HER **************. yeah... and they didnt even lock the door ROFL! what idiots. omg.... it's the sickiest thing i ever seen -_-;;;;;;; my friend didnt care though lol. wow..... she's not even embarrassed. she was just overjoyed from sex... -_-;;; but after i told her that i want to leave. she said she'll be there in 10 minutes. so i closed the door.... and i hear that wet sound -_-;;;;;;;; that means they are doing it again cause i hear her moaning. omg... i thought i was gona die T__T;;

so i hurried outside whew.

[lbjshaq2345]

yeah i walked in on my mom and step-dad...eww he was on top and she was like laughin she wasnt even close lol but thats seriously the nastiest thing i have ever seen

[xtreme_<3]

er ..no but close. i was sleeping right and they were in my bed cause i was little and you know, kids sleep w/ their parents and all. well. i woke to the bed bouncing and uhh ..you figure it out and yeah. and there was this other time when my dad carried my mom up the stairs to my room, don't ask and closed the door. then i forgot, one of their cellphones rang so i got it and ran up the stairs to give it to them. they were er, making out? don't know but i forgot(yes i'm very forgetful) one of them told me to leave, pratically yelled it too. so i pretty much got the message. they're getting old now so nothing really happens anymore there are nights where i can't sleep ..

[its_annah]

Ewww no way. I've never even seen them kiss. Or cuddle. Or hold hands. Hug? I haven't seen them embrace, and I'm pretty sure I like it this way. My brother makes stupid lies about hearing them though. He's such an idiot.

Same with my parents.

and after 10 minutes passed. i wanted to go home because i was so tired. so i went upstairs to find them... i heard moaning and groaning sound. but i was thinking it wasnt my friend because she wouldnt have sex that young... well i entered the restroom cause that what my friend said she'll be in. well i went there. AND I SAW THEM NAKED!!!! GUYS d**k IN HER **************. yeah... and they didnt even lock the door ROFL! what idiots. omg.... it's the sickiest thing i ever seen -_-;;;;;;; my friend didnt care though lol. wow..... she's not even embarrassed. she was just overjoyed from sex... -_-;;; but after i told her that i want to leave. she said she'll be there in 10 minutes. so i closed the door.... and i hear that wet sound -_-;;;;;;;; that means they are doing it again cause i hear her moaning. omg... i thought i was gona die T__T;;

I would be horrified.

[Olive]

yes i think i heard mine too.. most disturbing since I'm in the closest room to theirs...
first i was like this: then: then: , then they came out and I was:

[YourSuperior]

Nope. That's never happend!