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llpurpleskyll
post May 9 2005, 10:34 PM
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking
>their sweet time:
>
> 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples'
>carts when they aren't looking.
>
>
> 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
>intervals.
>
>
> 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest
>rooms.
>
>
> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
>'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
>
>
> 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay
>away.
>
>
> 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>
>
> 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other
>shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the
>bedding department.
>
>
> 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
>'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
>
>
> 9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, &and
>pick your nose.
>
>
> 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk
>if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
>
>
> 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
>Mission Impossible theme.
>
>
> 12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using
>different size funnels.
>
>
> 13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say
>PICK ME!
>
>
> 14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the
>fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!! And;
>last, but not least!)
>
>
> 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while;
>and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
 
Babiexdreamerz
post May 9 2005, 10:42 PM
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Hahaha...I wonder who would do that. Maybe I'll try those one day when I am out of my mind! Haha. Just kidding.
 
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post May 9 2005, 10:44 PM
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Ha ha! Wow, I must take notes! laugh.gif

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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say
>PICK ME!
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk
>if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples'
>carts when they aren't looking.


laugh.gif
 
KELLYYY
post May 9 2005, 11:07 PM
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LMFAO. I love these things. They're so hilarious. Where do you get these stuff?
 
llpurpleskyll
post May 9 2005, 11:14 PM
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from my friend ^_^ <3..glad you guys like!..i love making ppl laugh
 
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post May 10 2005, 12:26 AM
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lolol
 
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post May 10 2005, 12:28 AM
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QUOTE
13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say
>PICK ME!


Wow. Me and my cousins actually used to do that. At some department store they had circular clothing racks and we would sit inside and wait while our parents took forever. What fun!! I love wal*mart! :D
 
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post May 10 2005, 04:54 PM
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> 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say
>PICK ME!


holy; those cracked me up
 
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post May 10 2005, 04:59 PM
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QUOTE
> 13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say
>PICK ME!
>


haha i'm going to do that! biggrin.gif
 
vampireduster
post May 10 2005, 05:00 PM
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i ahve donethose things before. It was funnn
 
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post May 11 2005, 10:04 PM
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lol .. there's TONS missing ..

like turning on all tha talking toys in tha toy section .. =] ..
 
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post May 11 2005, 10:30 PM
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[QUOTE]> 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
>Mission Impossible theme.
>
>
> 12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using
>different size funnels.
>
>
> 13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say
>PICK ME!
>
>
> 14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the
>fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!! And;
>last, but not least!)
>
>
> 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while;
>and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

im gonna so try these!!
 
ANG33ZY
post May 11 2005, 10:33 PM
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples'
>carts when they aren't looking.

i wanna try that.

> 13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say
>PICK ME!

my friends and I did that once. lmfao
 
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post May 11 2005, 10:38 PM
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Hahha!
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!

Haha those are the funniest, IMO. Haha daring around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the Mission Imposssible theme. If only I knew the theme.

You should also add this:

16. Take a shopping cart and start pusshing it, in a jogging-pace. Then let go and run along side it and jump in. >=D
 
PreludeTears
post May 11 2005, 10:44 PM
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laugh.gif oh lordy
 
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post May 11 2005, 11:15 PM
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hahaha i love these
 
pinayprincess
post May 13 2005, 09:49 PM
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lmao thats funny lol biggrin.gif

i used to do this:
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say
>PICK ME!
haha
 
rx_azngirl
post May 14 2005, 05:46 PM
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HAHAHA THAT'S FUNNY!
 
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post May 15 2005, 12:02 AM
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QUOTE(jnukes @ May 11 2005, 11:04 PM)
lol .. there's TONS missing ..

like turning on all tha talking toys in tha toy section .. =] ..
*




Haha I gave done that one a few times.
 
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post May 15 2005, 01:37 AM
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QUOTE(llpurpleskyll @ May 9 2005, 10:34 PM)
Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking
>their sweet time:
>
> 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples'
>carts when they aren't looking.
>
>
> 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
>intervals.>
>
> 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest
>rooms.
>
>
> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
>'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
>
>
> 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay
>away.
>
>
> 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>
>
> 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other
>shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the
>bedding department.
>
>
> 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
>'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
>
>
> 9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, &and
>pick your nose.
>
>
> 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk
>if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
>
>
> 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
>Mission Impossible theme.
>
>
> 12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using
>different size funnels.
>
>
> 13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say
>PICK ME!
>
>
> 14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the
>fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!! And;
>last, but not least!)
>
>
> 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while;
>and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
*


i bolded my favorite ones!! hmm i wonder if that will work in targret. i go there alot. i really wanna try the first one
 
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post May 15 2005, 01:36 PM
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THERES NO PAPER TOWELS IN HERE!
lmfao i'm goin to walmart today, so gonna try that.
 
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post May 20 2005, 07:20 PM
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lol those made me laugh laugh.gif
 
KERP1UNK
post May 20 2005, 08:12 PM
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haha i'm getting ideas now!! lol my fave was..

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> 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while;
>and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
 
sharerol
post May 20 2005, 08:27 PM
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Tee hee. Some of those things seem fun. Maybe I should try 'em sometime. shifty.gif
 
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post May 20 2005, 11:35 PM
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Lol. I used to do 11. (11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
Mission Impossible theme).

:D Those were the days.
 
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