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 Apr 30 2005, 08:07 PM
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 itz fo shor.  Group: Member Posts: 68 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 74,590  |
im sure some of u heard this before,
 When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits. |
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Apr 30 2005, 09:19 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,899 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 57,580 |
lol but i dont really get it
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Apr 30 2005, 09:20 PM
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 Styna Group: Member Posts: 261 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,047 |
ahaha thats funny but some of the words confused me.
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May 1 2005, 08:09 AM
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 whaaaaaaat? Group: Member Posts: 2,293 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,660 |
hahahaha. that made me laugh.
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May 1 2005, 10:37 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 913 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 101,212 |
Ha ha, guys really can learn.
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May 1 2005, 03:31 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,881 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,134 |
i dont get it..
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May 1 2005, 04:56 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 224 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,180 |
ahas . funny.
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May 1 2005, 07:57 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
I don't get it...
Ohhh, I-- Wait... Nope. |
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May 1 2005, 08:41 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lol i got it !
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May 1 2005, 11:56 PM
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 You can call me Jon Group: Duplicate Posts: 878 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,806 |
*smack*
No wonder. |
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May 3 2005, 05:35 PM
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i don't get it.
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May 6 2005, 12:35 AM
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 rwar (; Group: Member Posts: 590 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,308 |
hahah, cool joke (:
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May 8 2005, 04:29 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Posts: 8,274 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,001 |
Hahaha, that guy has issue.
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May 8 2005, 07:39 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 893 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 68,217 |
Nice joke. :D
How can you not get it? There's no catch or word play to get; it's just a flat joke... |
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May 11 2005, 10:41 PM
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 kATARiNA Group: Member Posts: 38 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 133,352 |
thats weird..
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May 17 2005, 07:19 AM
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 Bardic Nation Group: Member Posts: 1,113 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,059 |
amen brother.
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