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 Apr 28 2005, 11:46 PM
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 reluctantly gazing  Group: Member Posts: 472 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 120,555  |
Sorry if you guys don't find this funny, but it made me smile the first time I read it.
------------------------------------------ A man is walking on a beach and finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The Genie says, "Alright, I'll grant you three wishes. But remember, I'm a lawyer's Genie. Whatever you wish for, lawyers get double." The man thinks for a moment. "Okay, I want a ten million bucks." The Genie reminds him, "Alright, but lawyers will get twenty million." And poof, ten million bucks appear. The man thinks again. "I want a Ferrari." The Genie says, "Okay, but remember that lawyers will get two Ferraris." A Ferrari appears before the man. "This is your last wish. Lawyers get double, remember," says the Genie. The man thinks hard for a few minutes. "Well, I've always wanted to donate a kidney." |
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Apr 28 2005, 11:52 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 913 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 101,212 |
There was something like this, except instead of kidneys, it was
"I wanna be beaten half to death." |
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Apr 29 2005, 06:00 AM
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
I've read something similar like this except it wasabout a man a nd a woman.
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Apr 29 2005, 08:53 AM
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 Residential Crazy Child Group: Member Posts: 934 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 116,897 |
That's one stupid guy...
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Apr 29 2005, 08:55 AM
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Haha, I liked that one.
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Apr 29 2005, 09:27 AM
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ahaha that one made me smile xD<3 nice one ahaha i agree with fo0d he should`ve said something like "i wanna be half beaten to death."
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Apr 29 2005, 09:38 AM
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 ticktock. Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,235 |
i dont get it; someone explain?
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Apr 29 2005, 05:18 PM
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LOLSS. i get it;
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Apr 30 2005, 08:24 AM
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 whaaaaaaat? Group: Member Posts: 2,293 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,660 |
lol. that made me smile.
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Apr 30 2005, 10:09 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
i don't get it either.
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Apr 30 2005, 03:09 PM
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i think the other version is better.
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May 1 2005, 10:53 PM
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reluctantly gazing Group: Member Posts: 472 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 120,555 |
i've never read another version. is that the one foOd was talking about with being beaten half to death?
hmm. i'd rather donate a kidney than be beaten half to death :P but hey, i guess the other one is easier to get. |
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