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 Apr 22 2005, 09:32 PM
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 chocolate luva  Group: Member Posts: 265 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,450  |
The story goes that there was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband.
The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs. The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted. The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. She brought her husband to the store... (please scroll page down) What were you thinking? HellOOOooooooOOOooo, her husband speaks English! |
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Apr 22 2005, 09:46 PM
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 banned Group: Member Posts: 1,589 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,768 |
OMG! that was hilarious!! lol! nice nice!
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Apr 22 2005, 09:50 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 913 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 101,212 |
Dang, you fooled me.
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Apr 22 2005, 10:09 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,172 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,045 |
ahhhh nice nice nice .. =]
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Apr 22 2005, 10:42 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
LMAO! i forgot the guy speaked english. LOL good one.
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Apr 23 2005, 08:40 AM
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 ticktock. Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,235 |
at first i was fooled, but as i was scrolling down, i got it =)
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Apr 23 2005, 09:57 AM
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Oooh, good one! =]
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Apr 23 2005, 09:59 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 92 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,038 |
haha good one u got me!
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Apr 23 2005, 10:56 AM
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 Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
ahaha damn that was good i was like GASP. i was also thinking the butcher chopped off his sausage but maybe thats just me ? ...
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Apr 23 2005, 01:56 PM
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 whaaaaaaat? Group: Member Posts: 2,293 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,660 |
lol, u got me there. nice one.
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Apr 23 2005, 02:29 PM
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 i've never wanted anything rationale. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 |
Meh, funny I suppose
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Apr 23 2005, 08:51 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 734 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,507 |
AHahhaha, that's good.
That one got me really good. 
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Apr 23 2005, 10:32 PM
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
Harhar, that's really good.
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Apr 24 2005, 12:53 AM
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 Too slow. Group: Member Posts: 2,730 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,320 |
Woah...I didnt expect that. funny
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Apr 24 2005, 01:04 AM
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 .bubblicious inspirations. @ www.bubbliciousoul.com Group: Member Posts: 466 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 112,228 |
haaaaaa.... funnie..
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Apr 24 2005, 09:00 AM
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 Randomness rules Group: Member Posts: 128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 64,288 |
once our minds go in the gutter, its hard to get out
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Apr 24 2005, 09:41 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 4,357 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,115 |
haha wow, that got me.
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Apr 24 2005, 10:01 AM
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woah..lol
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Apr 25 2005, 03:59 PM
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har har
good one. you tricked me :( |
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Apr 25 2005, 07:24 PM
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 I have no life Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,675 |
That made me smile....:)
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Apr 25 2005, 07:34 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
um...of course...i knew that.
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May 2 2005, 05:20 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,881 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,134 |
LOLS; omgsh got me laughing.
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May 3 2005, 07:11 AM
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LOL! good one!
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May 3 2005, 05:34 PM
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ahaha that one got me cracking up xD
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May 5 2005, 05:44 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 75 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 76,752 |
haha nice one
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Jul 3 2005, 10:30 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
lol. that was funny. that asian lady sure is fine with flashing the buther!
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Jul 7 2005, 11:59 PM
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 sunshiine Group: Member Posts: 1,080 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,360 |
i heard it before cept it was chicken wings, thighs and sausages lolz.. not breasts.. ew..
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Jul 8 2005, 12:01 AM
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 d@niel Group: Member Posts: 1,267 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,453 |
ha. lol...you fooled me! nice...thanks for sharing.
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Jul 12 2005, 02:14 PM
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 My desperate heart is far too weak to run for you this long. Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 150,342 |
haha!!! i thot she would pull his pants...ahem i forgot we are in london...his trousers down!!! lol
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Jul 13 2005, 09:56 PM
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 Queen of Random Information Group: Member Posts: 825 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 157,057 |
Ahahahaha. Good one. That one actually got me.
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Jul 13 2005, 10:02 PM
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 No Day But Today. Group: Member Posts: 1,405 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,184 |
Haha, that made me laugh..:D
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Jul 17 2005, 04:41 AM
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QUOTE(hiphop junkie @ Apr 23 2005, 9:56 AM) ahaha damn that was good i was like GASP. i was also thinking the butcher chopped off his sausage but maybe thats just me ? ...  i was thinking the exact same thing 
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Jul 18 2005, 04:44 PM
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 crushed. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,432 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,026 |
haha, that got me, too!
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Jul 18 2005, 04:53 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
AHAHAHA. That's hilarious. If you didn't get tricked, you need to wake up and smell the real world.
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