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ahha eww.
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post Apr 18 2005, 06:56 PM
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First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing, "he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation.
I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.

Now learn to pay attention."
 
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post Apr 18 2005, 07:06 PM
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heh. thats a good one. good way of showing people to pay better attention. still gross tho. pinch.gif
 
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post Apr 18 2005, 07:07 PM
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Oh my.... ohmy.gif

I wonder what it tasted like...? mellow.gif
 
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post Apr 18 2005, 07:25 PM
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oh yes, it mustve been delicious
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post Apr 19 2005, 06:09 AM
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....

i should start paying attention in class.
 
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post Apr 19 2005, 06:11 AM
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haha omg eww that's disgusting! I knew that there were reasons for paying attention in class! whistling.gif
 
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post Apr 19 2005, 08:28 AM
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oh wow...lol pinch.gif
 
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post Apr 19 2005, 05:16 PM
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ahha, how gross.
pinch.gif the students must have been pretty pissed off...
 
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post Apr 19 2005, 05:45 PM
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Holy...wow.
 
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post Apr 19 2005, 08:18 PM
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Hahahha...nice lesson =P
 
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post Apr 19 2005, 08:34 PM
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rofl thats funny but i think this was posted before
 
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post Apr 20 2005, 05:58 PM
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ew, gross. dead people turd.

and i've heard of this joke before.
 
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post Apr 20 2005, 06:00 PM
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Wow. That's....really gross.
 
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post Apr 20 2005, 06:29 PM
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biggrin.gif AHAHA, poor students
 
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post Apr 20 2005, 09:02 PM
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LOL. good one.
 
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post Jun 20 2005, 07:58 PM
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Wow. The professor was a bit harsh, wasn't he? I mean, he didn't have to make his first-year students suck on their fingers from a dead butthole.
Gross, but funny.
 
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post Jun 23 2005, 09:54 PM
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ewwwwww! haha that was slick
 
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post Jun 24 2005, 01:31 AM
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ROFL
i've heard a similar version though. it had to do with urine instead...heh. still hilarious though
 
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post Jun 24 2005, 04:28 PM
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ROFLROFL, that joke actually got me laughing. xDDD Touche, professor, TOUCHE!
 
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post Jun 24 2005, 06:04 PM
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lmao...i'm planning to go to med school

this will be handy
 
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post Jun 24 2005, 06:11 PM
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ewwww!!! That was funny though! Gross, but definately hilarious!

I feel so bad for the students though....
 
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post Jun 24 2005, 06:15 PM
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AYHAHHAAHHAHA, that sucks. i cannot handle it.
 
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post Jun 24 2005, 08:41 PM
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lol that's gross. that must have tasted really bad.
 
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post Jun 24 2005, 08:53 PM
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HAHA! That's funny!
 
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post Jun 24 2005, 09:06 PM
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I want to puke...but DAMN was it worth it to laugh at that.
 
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post Jun 24 2005, 09:08 PM
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hahahha that is great
 
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hahaha that made me laugh... thats a great one.
 
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post Jun 30 2005, 11:11 PM
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LMAO that's hilarious. Teaches students to pay attention. XD
 
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post Jul 1 2005, 01:53 AM
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EWW. that is REALLY gross. but pretty funny. ick
 
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post Jul 1 2005, 09:42 PM
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Whoa, I never would have thought about that. If I go to med school, I'm doing that. Holy crap, that's one sick professor
 
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post Jul 2 2005, 10:39 AM
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwww lol
 
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post Jul 2 2005, 10:49 AM
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AHAHAHAHAHA. so cool.
 
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post Jul 3 2005, 11:35 AM
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XD Now that was funny. Hahaha.


Still, sticking your finger in a dead person's anus is disgusting enough...e_____e
 
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post Jul 5 2005, 11:58 PM
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rofl.. i heard that one b4 lol!
 
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Aww man.
That's just gross.
 
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post Jul 6 2005, 01:57 AM
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Haha, gross.
 
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post Jul 11 2005, 09:40 PM
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HA lol pooor pooor ppl. hope it was sterilized!
 
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post Jul 14 2005, 12:09 AM
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O my...

i think i should start paying attention in class now >.<
 
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post Jul 14 2005, 12:27 AM
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lmao! haha thats good.. a good lesson in paying attention!
 
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post Jul 17 2005, 10:23 PM
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lol dats funny tongue.gif
 
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