Story Time!, Your worst blow to the nuts Options

[soulless727]

This probably has been done before but I ran a search and got nothing so I'm sorry if there is one like this already.

I just thought it would be fun to listen to some stories about how bad you've taken it....So Ill start us off:

We were in gym class and just got done running a mile or something like that and we got freetime for the rest of the period so a bunch of us went to play volleyball in a circle. We were just messing around like always and one of my friends was just going crazy and he started making the girl who I like really pyssed off. So she finaly got a hold of the volleyball and she went to spike it towards him but she hit the ball wrong. >*must interupt you to tell you I was having a conversation with someone to my left when she was to my right and that she was in volleyball and was best player from our school with lots of aces*< So I'm just having my conversation and the next thing I know I get a volleyball right in my nuts.....hurt like shyt....It literally made me close my eyes so fast from the pain 2 eye drops just flew out of my eyes....i wasnt balling or anything but like it just squirted out if that makes any sense.....I could hardly walk for the rest of the day.....

So How about yours? I'm sure mine is nothing compared to half of yours.

[fLufFy_aZn_kIsS]

damn datz gotta hurt like hell.... hm> not as bad as urz but i was havin a snowball fight wit one of ma guy friendz, & i picked up this chunk of ice and threw it @ him...guess where it landed... ouch

[HongKongDong]

That day... I seriously thought my babies were dead. It hurt like a got damn satanic bitch. I was playing baseball. I was on a roll, just catchin those hits. Not allowing any hits at all. Well I had it commin' to me. I was getting tired so I decided to play third base that inning. It was dreaded, probably the most strongest powerful hitter there was at bat. Square, bee lin straight for the nads. I had no time to react for when I finally noticed it was commin my way... it was too late. I was on the ground wheepin in pain for who knows how long. The scream, I dont even remember it.. all I remember, is pain

[FracturedSilence]

Hm... Let's see.

About a week ago I was playing football with the guys, and I was going out for a pass. Now, hell, I didn't think to wear a cup -- I was injured halfway through the season, so I'm just glad I can play, right? Yeah. Anyways, I jumped to catch the ball, and Eric (who played defensive linebacker for the other team) just right behind me. I guess when I jumped, he dove for my feet. I caught the ball, came back down and fell over him. As luck usually has it at times like this, I got twisted around, and landed right on his foot.

I quit for the day. Yeah, I cried... Didn't bawl, but I cried. It hurt a lot. Went home and iced "it" for the rest of the day.

edit//
It wasn't organized football, just a fun game with friends.

edit two//
No, his shoe wasn't pointing up, otherwise I think that I'd be in the hospital right about now.

[FracturedSilence]

That day... I seriously thought my babies were dead. It hurt like a got damn satanic bitch. I was playing baseball. I was on a roll, just catchin those hits. Not allowing any hits at all. Well I had it commin' to me. I was getting tired so I decided to play third base that inning. It was dreaded, probably the most strongest powerful hitter there was at bat. Square, bee lin straight for the nads. I had no time to react for when I finally noticed it was commin my way... it was too late. I was on the ground wheepin in pain for who knows how long. The scream, I dont even remember it.. all I remember, is pain

But you wear a cup in baseball.

(I'm not saying it shouldn't have hurt at all, just that it couldn't have hurt that bad. It's happened to me in baseball too. Not all that uncommon.)

[Eryi]

Girls kick me there. LOL.

[DaTru KataLYST]

We had a food fight and a girl picked up a battery (AA) and threw it. Guess where it went. Athletic shorts, too.

[heyyfrankie]

one time my sister doubled up her fist and punched me in my private area. it hurt really bad.

[soulless727]

the baseball one puts mine to shame

[*xcaitlinx*]

hahaha im a girl, so yeah, ive never been hit in the nuts. but i have been hit in my chest a MILLION times during volleyball. ahhh sometimes it hurts really bad, and sometimes its just straight up hilarious. guys seem to do it on purpose, so i get upset.

[HoodieObsessed]

I know I'm a girl, but htis really hurt:

I was in gymnastics and we were doing backward and forward summersalts to warm up and I Was doing them fine than I decided to do another backward summersalt and I ended up kicking myself in teh groin really hard and bashing my knee into my nose god dammit that hurt. I don't knwo how I maged to do it, but I did. the nose was bleeding everywhere, which was imbarrising, but tha'ts not really the part that hurt

[NyteRyder]

earlier today, my gf said my pants were too low, so she pulled them up and the part that splits off into the seperate pant legs, went right into my balls....i cried.... not really.

[yukichan]

i accidently kicked a guy there...he was crying after it..I felt so guilty..

[m&m]

oo at camp there was this activity called the giant swing. it was massive swing 15 metres high? i duno but really tall and u get catapulted from a 90 degree angle really really fast. and the straps were one of those wedgie straps where it goes right in the middle. lol u cood imgaine the force of the straps digging in2 ur thing.. >< ima gurl but there was this guy who dint put it on properly.. lets say . *squash*

[xMayleex]

Well i was in a park about two weeks ago and i was on a swing and i was swinging really fast now and this plank walks right in front of the swing and my legs went straight into his downstairs area, i just remember seeing him rolling over in agony, i was nice enough to say sorry and by him some chocolate lol and fracturedsilence my birthday is on the same day as you lol, just thought i would say that lol

[jennyjenny]

I was playing lacrosse in 5th grade and i had no clue how to play. So this kid (he was a guy) was my partner and we were just supposed to throw it back and forth with the lacrosse stick. So the sun was in my eyes and i just threw it really hard and i had no clue where it went. 2 minutes later he never threw it back so i went to see what happened and he fell down to the ground and said it hit his gonads.

[cocoalightning27]

I was standing up in math and this guy moved his desk and it just so happens that my thing is right next to the tip so he rammed the tip of the desk into it....ow.....

[HongKongDong]

But you wear a cup in baseball.

(I'm not saying it shouldn't have hurt at all, just that it couldn't have hurt that bad. It's happened to me in baseball too. Not all that uncommon.)

This was for school PE, no cups were being worn...

[starlette]

I'm not a guy so I never got a bad blow, but my best friend, he got kicked in the jewels by a chik friend of his (not anymore) and she kicked him so hard he had to go to the hospital to get the untwisted. I say that must have hurt like hell and then some.

[neKronos!]

^^ twisted testicle ouch thats like the 2nd worst thing that can happen to it other than it being crushed/ruptured

ive been kicked there a couple times but i dont remember the pain i was young

[soulless727]

id hate that.....or out of sight...that would suck....anyone ever lose sight? lol cuz i bet that would be an entertaining story....

[blah122986]

basically when i was playin pool and one of muh friends did a jump ball staight into muh gnads hahaha..ouch...i was layin on da floor for like an hour yo...

[*RockizLife*]

actually, getting knicked is alot worse than a straight blow, lol. Especially with a 85 MPH fastball in practice... ugh, and the one time i didn't wear a cup! it was pretty funny tho.

[*iNyCxShoRT*]

Well today, I saw a whole bunch of people crowded around this one boy on the floor. He was tearing a bit, i asked what happened and my friend told me that he threw a basketball at him (thinking he would catch it) really hard. Unfortunately it was a low ball and right in the family jewels i felt so bad.

[lbjshaq2345]

used to be a soccer goalie.. broke my cup.. play mid-field now...enuf info?

[jnukes]

HAHAHA ..


okay .. so in p.e class .. there's these 3 guys ..

guy 1 - chase
guy 2 - chris
guy 3 - zach [[ but not in tha situation till later ]]

chris asked me to do my wall flip .. and i just stood there and stared @ him and asked " why " .. so he just comes up to me and he pushes me backward and chase is on tha ground in a ball and i trip over him .. and fall on my back ..

well, that was all planned out .. as how they were laughing @ me .. so i stood up .. and they were just standing there laughing @ me .. and i said " dang .. that was messed up .. ......... " ......... so quick like lightning [[ ALMOST literally ]] i tapped both their nuts @ tha SAME TIME .. and they both fell on tha floor in pain !! .. hahahah !!! .. i was laughing my ASSSSSSSSSSSS off !! .. and then zach saw what happened .. and just came out of NOWHERE and punches me in tha nuts super duper duper duper duper duper hard !! .. aughh .. so all you would see are three guys on tha gym floor holding their nuts in pain & groaning .. hahaha .. that was soo great/funny .. but hurt like hell .. haha ..

[feesh]

I was trying to soap down this bar and I had only tried to soap once or twice before. so I sucked at it. So anyway, I feel but my legs went seperate ways and I hit my nuts on the bar.




......owie.....

[cookieskater2]

First try at grinding a rail with meh skates...didn't go to well...I swear I felt it for a week.

[freakonaleash]

well im not a guy but i guess it hurt. i was swimming with my mate and her bro and his friend. we were playing some sorta wrsiting thing and his friend pulled me under so i sqermed and next thing i know my touch hit something really squishy and im thinking sh*t and he comes up with blood shot eyes and grabs on to the sides of the pool and screamed i felt so bad ....then for pay back he grabbed my ass

[edie_escape]

eww squishy balls lol

[aznmunki1992]

hahaha... thats a funny story XD!!! well... my friends julianne's sister just punched me there once and i punched julianne in the pussy even though she didnt do anything. it was pointless... but hilarious XD!!!

[orgasm]

Hm.

Hehe.

There was a man who decided to go to a nude beach. As he was getting settled down, a little girl walked up to him, so he quickly put a newspaper over his private area.

The girl asked, "What's that?" and pointed at the newspaper.

"Oh," he said, pleasantly, "That's just my birdie!"

"Oh," the girl said and turned around to play. After a while, the man fell asleep and dreamt beautiful dreams.

An hour later, he woke up on a stretcher in excrutiating pain. "What happened?" he cried to the nurse and the nurse just shook her head and said, "Ask the little girl."

He turned to the little girl and asked, "WHAT DID YOU DO???"

She smiled and said, "I wanted to play with your birdie, but while I was playing with it, it peed on me! So I chopped it in half, crushed the eggs, and burned the nest."










Heh. Old joke, but... yeah. Whenever you think you've gotten hit so hard that you're sterile... just think of the birdie man.

[O.S.M]

my worst one was in 9th grade in art class...me and some of the guys i hung out wit were idiots who loved to "sac-whak" eachother ...and there was 1 guy who NOBODY got...a HUGE guy named edwardo....he sat next to me and for some reason i was feelin edgy so i gave him the most powerfull sacwak ever...and he was maadd..he was like "revenge is a dish best served cold"
haha i thought it was hilarious and then we jus started talkin about somehtin else...and as soon as my guard was down his heavyhanded self smacked my nuts into my stomach! aaaww man it was the worst ever...but yet funny as hell..i was laughin in a painful moan

[xourzestt]

When u kick a guy there is it squishy?

[sweetsonger]

So I'm just having my conversation and the next thing I know I get a volleyball right in my nuts.....hurt like shyt....It literally made me close my eyes so fast from the pain 2 eye drops just flew out of my eyes....i wasnt balling or anything but like it just squirted out if that makes any sense.....I could hardly walk for the rest of the day.....

uuggh... i'm not a guy but i can feel the paaaiin!!! too bad for you then,, haha..

do boys really cry when they get hit on their nuts? then my big bro must've suffered a lot under me coz i used to kick his nuts HARD everytime we had an argument... and we argue almost every other day.

i dunno why i did that though... i feel so sorry after readin this topic.. now i know why he hits me back really really really hard whenever i do that... he looks murderous.

[smoke]

Not a blow, but a graze. Those hurt the worst when it just gets graced or tapped real hard by something. Hurts worse than a full on shot. One time in baseball, a ball just grazed the bottom of my sack and oh man.... it was the worst ever.

[David1]

LONG STORY SHORT: It hurt. BAD. I cried.

[Gypsy Eyes]

I nailed some guy in the balls so hard (after he tried to reach up my skirt) that he passed out.