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| *wind&fire* |
 Apr 11 2005, 02:02 AM
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Q: What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?
A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. |
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Apr 11 2005, 02:04 AM
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 cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow  Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142 |
woah that was way too much lol . i didnt get it
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| *wind&fire* |
Apr 11 2005, 02:18 AM
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it helps if you know what those words mean
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Apr 11 2005, 05:50 AM
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 whaaaaaaat? Group: Member Posts: 2,293 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,660 |
read that in reader's digest in a dentist's office. still funny tho if u understand the meaning of the words.
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| *StanleyThePanda* |
Apr 11 2005, 01:03 PM
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hmm not that funny
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Apr 11 2005, 03:58 PM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
hehe...thats really cute. if you know what those big words mean.
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Apr 11 2005, 05:36 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
clever.
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Apr 11 2005, 10:42 PM
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 Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
uhm.. could someone say what agnostic means ? and then explain. cos im slow.
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| *wind&fire* |
Apr 11 2005, 10:48 PM
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ag·nos·tic [ag nóstik]
(plural ag·nos·tics) n 1. somebody denying God’s existence is provable: somebody who believes that it is impossible to know whether or not God exists 2. somebody denying something is knowable: somebody who doubts that a particular question has a single correct answer or that a complete understanding of something can be attained I’m an agnostic concerning space aliens. ***************************************************** maybe i shouldt have posted something so complex |
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Apr 11 2005, 10:54 PM
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Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
ooh thank you! now i get it !!!
dyslexic, they think dog instead of god insomniac stays awake all night and agnostic wondering if hesa actually there ahaha. but yeahh now my head hurts. literally. |
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Apr 11 2005, 10:56 PM
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cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142 |
oh AHHAHAHAH I get it now. i just didnt get the dog part thats it. dog god. lol hhahaha lol . sry i knew what the others meant i just didnt get the dog god part
lol imma put that in my profile ya mind? |
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Apr 11 2005, 11:00 PM
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no.. go ahead.. it aint really mine anyways
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Apr 11 2005, 11:02 PM
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 Can't have the hand without the cock. Group: Member Posts: 2,481 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,622 |
hahaha, that's cute.
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| *wind&fire* |
Apr 11 2005, 11:09 PM
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noooo! ITS INTELLIGENT!! *rips hair out*
HAHAHA steph you still have the petition link! |
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Apr 12 2005, 04:00 PM
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I didn't know what most of the words meant LOL.
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Apr 12 2005, 07:28 PM
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 E! Online Group: Member Posts: 302 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,082 |
wait. wouldnt it be "if theres a god"? cuz like..hes a dyslexic..so he would think "Dog" in hismind. or wait. that IS what hes thinking..
im confused. but i get it. 
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Apr 12 2005, 09:35 PM
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 i've never wanted anything rationale. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 |
ohh how INTELLIGENT =)
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Apr 12 2005, 09:40 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,575 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,957 |
this is my aunt's favorite joke; she told it to me last summer. i thought it was extremely witty.
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Apr 12 2005, 10:09 PM
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 highfive. Group: Member Posts: 1,301 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,951 |
Oh haha. I get it now! At first I didn't understand.. but after looking at what it means, I totally get it. Hahahaa.
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Apr 13 2005, 03:29 AM
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QUOTE(xxcrazyjewxx @ Apr 13 2005, 12:35 PM) ohh how INTELLIGENT =)  WOOOOO!!!! damn right! |
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