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 Apr 9 2005, 11:46 AM
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the summer of 1957,
billy arrived at his dats house and the dad answeres U MUST BE SALLY'S DATE. HAVE A SEAT SHE IS UPSTAIRS so the boy sat down SO WHAT R U TWO PLANNING TONIGHT? ~we'll probly go to the smoothie shop or somthing.~ OH THATS TOO BAD. ~why?~ SALLY HEAR LIKES TO SCREW ~what?~ OH YA SHE LOVES TO SCREW! SHE'LL SCREW ALL NIGHT IF WE LET HER. suddenly the boys plans for tonight were seeming to get better and he started to get exited. the next moment sally came down the stairs in her poodle skirt. the boy took her hand and rushed her out the door as fast as he could. about 20 minuts later sally came back in and slammed the door and said DAMMIT DADDY ITS CALLED THE TWIST! |
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Apr 9 2005, 11:57 AM
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uhm. ew.. this is kindof old though, yet still is a tad funny
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Apr 9 2005, 02:40 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lol heard it before but made me smile.
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Apr 9 2005, 06:33 PM
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 ticktock. Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,235 |
that made me smile
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Apr 10 2005, 12:53 AM
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 Umm its that thing you should call me...... Group: Member Posts: 111 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 112,898 |
yay for you you were able to make people smile but yeah it's old.....
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