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 Apr 9 2005, 12:10 AM
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How can you tell there's an afterlife for lawyers?
Because after they die, they lie still. |
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| *wind&fire* |
Apr 9 2005, 01:23 AM
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i get it ..but it isnt funny....
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Apr 9 2005, 01:31 AM
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hmm.. i don't get it.
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Apr 9 2005, 10:14 AM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
oh i get it lol.
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Apr 9 2005, 10:23 AM
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 Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
lol thats actually funny!
nicole, reverse the words 'lie' and 'still' |
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| *Weird addiction* |
Apr 9 2005, 10:32 AM
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^^ i still don't get it
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Apr 9 2005, 12:58 PM
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Its a play on words... Like working hard or hardly working... It brought a chuckle... Some of your finer works jason
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Apr 10 2005, 12:57 AM
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 Umm its that thing you should call me...... Group: Member Posts: 111 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 112,898 |
No dude that wasn't funny even if you switch the words around.......no offense but not very many if any of your jokes are funny.
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Apr 10 2005, 01:00 AM
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tried that...did that.....nothing happened.
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Apr 10 2005, 11:53 AM
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 baker o.O Group: Member Posts: 446 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 97,190 |
lameeee.. ive heard better jokes at a jeff foxworthey show
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Apr 10 2005, 03:02 PM
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 I have no life Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,675 |
They lie still....It's saying that lawyers lie...
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Apr 10 2005, 03:25 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
That was..um...okay.
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Apr 10 2005, 10:42 PM
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 Ummm... I can't think of anything creative to put here Group: Human Posts: 410 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,965 |
I heard better. By better I mean funny.
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Apr 13 2005, 07:33 AM
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I'm telling you, you being a comedian is not working out.
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