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 Apr 8 2005, 06:49 PM
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24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. 9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!" 11. Meow occasionally. 12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. 13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. 16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?" 17. Say "Ding!" at each floor. 18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. 19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." 21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers. 24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on. If you plan on doing any of these in an office elavator at your job....... Good luck finding a new one!  Sorry if people already saw this. |
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Apr 8 2005, 06:55 PM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
I'm so going to do that! lol. That's funny
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Apr 8 2005, 08:50 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lol i gotta try that.
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Apr 8 2005, 09:06 PM
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 Residential Crazy Child Group: Member Posts: 934 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 116,897 |
lmfao-those were so funny!!!
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Apr 8 2005, 09:33 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
I love these little lists. Ahaha
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Apr 8 2005, 09:36 PM
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 boogie down yo` Group: Member Posts: 710 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,271 |
lol...good stuff
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Apr 8 2005, 10:46 PM
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lol me and my little cusin did #24 at a hotel and i was a great influence
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Apr 9 2005, 02:29 PM
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QUOTE 21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." haha 
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Apr 9 2005, 03:09 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
These lists are funny. I love it.
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Apr 9 2005, 07:51 PM
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 uhhhh Group: Member Posts: 641 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,170 |
I wanna do that!
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Apr 10 2005, 01:05 AM
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 banned Group: Member Posts: 1,589 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,768 |
I SHALL PLAN TO DO THAT WHEN I REACH A CERTAIN ELEVATOR
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Apr 10 2005, 04:11 AM
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 Yawn Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,530 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,772 |
lol omg, those were great...i especially liked these..
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." lol those were great, if jer and i ever get in an elevator together we must do those 
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Apr 10 2005, 11:28 AM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
LoL, my bf did number 5 once in a hotel elevator! Haha
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Apr 10 2005, 07:02 PM
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21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" lmao i love these |
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