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What do you say when you see your tv floating at 3, A.M.
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post Apr 4 2005, 05:31 PM
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What do you say when you see your tv floating at 3 A.M.?

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Drop It Nigga!


what did u expect another racist joke.. _dry.gif
 
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post Apr 4 2005, 05:33 PM
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didn't someone post this already? it was in another thread. and don't say you couldn't find it. and it IS sort of racist because you're using "nigga".

p.s. IT'S NOT FUNNY.
 
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post Apr 4 2005, 05:36 PM
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Tell me Jason, exactly how many times have you gotten your ass beat?
 
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post Apr 4 2005, 05:37 PM
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hate to be a killjoi...well not much joi to kill in this thread...but thats besides the point...like i was saying, i hate to be the killjoi but that is pretty old.
 
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post Apr 4 2005, 05:38 PM
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I DIDNT MAKE THAT UP. MY FRIEND GAVE IT TO ME. AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY. IF I MADE IT UP, I WOULD DESERVE SOME PUNISHMENT, BUT I DIDNT. IT DIDNT COME FROM MY THOUGHTS.
 
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I DIDNT MAKE THAT UP. MY FRIEND GAVE IT TO ME. AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY. IF I MADE IT UP, I WOULD DESERVE SOME PUNISHMENT, BUT I DIDNT. IT DIDNT COME FROM MY THOUGHTS.
 
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post Apr 4 2005, 06:25 PM
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lol thx for copying my saying. but w.e. lol a lot of people are willing to fight you already cause of your jokes.




crickets.
 
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post Apr 4 2005, 06:45 PM
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Do we have to make another petition? huh.gif
 
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post Apr 4 2005, 07:32 PM
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You are seriously retarded, aren`t you ?
 
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post Apr 4 2005, 08:53 PM
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to hell with you
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what do you call a petition to ban you?

STOP DOING WHAT YOUR DOING.
 
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post Apr 4 2005, 11:53 PM
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QUOTE(aznxdreamer @ Apr 4 2005, 8:53 PM)
what do you call a petition to ban you?

STOP DOING WHAT YOUR DOING.
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Haha. i like that joke. At least you're better at making jokes than someone. T_T
 
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post Apr 4 2005, 11:57 PM
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that was funny lol.. not as racist as the lawnmower joke... stop getting so defensive only around jason lol
 
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post Apr 4 2005, 11:59 PM
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lolz. im laughing cause i dont get it x)
 
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post Apr 5 2005, 06:06 PM
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QUOTE([f)
eleeza,Apr 4 2005, 6:36 PM]Tell me Jason, exactly how many times have you gotten your ass beat?
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laugh.gif THAT made me laugh. The joke didn't. (BTW, cute haircut)
 
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post Apr 5 2005, 08:03 PM
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I half made that joke, its on another post somewhere, and teh only thing I'm ashamed of is that you stole it Jason.

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What should you say when you see you're TV floating in the middle of the night?
-Drop it nigger
 
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post Apr 5 2005, 11:59 PM
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I actually liked this joke.
 
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post Apr 6 2005, 02:05 PM
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˘ž Wanting it. ˘ž
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hammer.gif there was already a dumb ass joke like this here. stop! just stop u little peica..
 
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post Apr 7 2005, 10:29 PM
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jason ur so cool.







i worry bout u






um.........having any problems in school? geeks beating u up?
i'm hear to talk to u
sinceraly
DR PHIL
 
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post Apr 8 2005, 02:11 AM
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his jokes have a knack for this..
 
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post Apr 8 2005, 02:46 AM
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u didnt make it, but u still posted it..my gosh..u never learn..RESPECT PPL..I hate racist jokes..gosh..please dont post racist jokes...u using the word "nigga" is prety racist...
 
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post Apr 8 2005, 05:19 PM
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its not really racist just bad
 
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post Apr 8 2005, 05:36 PM
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This bitch better work!
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yeah, i have heard this before and i thought it was clever. not that funny but clever. but i would advise to not put any race-targeted jokes on here anymore because alot of people get gastly offended! rolleyes.gif
 
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post Apr 11 2005, 12:14 AM
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it sounds really mean pinch.gif
 
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post Apr 11 2005, 12:20 AM
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HAAAAAAAA.
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Jason, I think you're gonna flood the Humor forum soon. O_O
 
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post Apr 11 2005, 02:00 PM
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Ummm... I can't think of anything creative to put here
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Kids must jump you everyday after school? huh.gif
 
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post Apr 11 2005, 03:46 PM
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MODERATORS, PLEASE KILL THIS THREAD AND ALL OF THE FUTURE THREAD THAT ENCOURAGE RACISM
 
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post Apr 11 2005, 03:48 PM
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Another ditch in the road... you keep moving
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^^

or, just stop posting and let it fade into obscurity.

:)
 
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post Apr 11 2005, 03:54 PM
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QUOTE(gotnoheart @ Apr 4 2005, 5:33 PM)
didn't someone post this already? it was in another thread. and don't say you couldn't find it. and it IS sort of racist because you're using "nigga".

p.s. IT'S NOT FUNNY.
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I dont think of it racist just because of the word nigga, i see it as racist because its implying a black person is stealing their tv. ugh.



STUPID MORON I HATE YOU!!!!!!




Until you know how it feels to be wrongly called a nigger because of how you look, please do not post this bullshit. I mean, I'm not even all black, but at an all white school, making stright a's is never enough. I had a very hard time grasping the color of my skin as a child, since I knew no black people, because my father left before I was born. You dont know what it is like to walk into a store and have people watch you because they think you will steal something, even though you have 400 dollars on your visa card in your wallet. You can never know what its like to have friends who have parents that wont trust you to be in a room alone for fear of something valuable dissapearing into your pockets. You can never comprehend that feeling. You dont know hwo it feels to be spit on and called a name that you've never even heard and cannot understand. This is why racist jokes bother me. Stupid things like "why are black people so tall. Cuz they use knee-grow" thats not offensive. its generalizing that black people would steal or be stupid...thats what upets me. Please, why the hell won't you just stop?? Until you know how it feels to have peple say this type of shit about you and part or all of your heritage, you have no right to open your stupid lame ass little mouth.
 
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post Apr 12 2005, 05:34 PM
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QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Apr 4 2005, 5:36 PM)
Tell me Jason, exactly how many times have you gotten your ass beat?
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Exactly... your too racist.
 
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post May 8 2005, 10:41 PM
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what are you doing on my internets?
 
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post May 8 2005, 11:50 PM
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i small kine dont get it...
 
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post May 9 2005, 06:07 AM
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QUOTE(hiphop junkie @ Apr 11 2005, 1:14 PM)
it sounds really mean  pinch.gif
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i agree and its not very funny...
 
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post May 9 2005, 07:17 PM
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my friend told me that one before.
didnt really get it.?
just laughed along cos the way she said it sounded corny
 
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post May 29 2005, 02:12 AM
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Eh well since a bunch of people are being offended by this joke i'll just close this thread.
 
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