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What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground?
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post Apr 3 2005, 10:59 PM
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What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground?

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An air mattress.
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 11:00 PM
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.......okay mellow.gif
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 11:02 PM
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edit.. f**k off
 
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post Apr 4 2005, 06:40 PM
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^^^^^ UP THERE^^^^^^

why did ya say f**k off? u blone or somthin? i am too! i'd laugh at the joke but.......its not funny.........DI INT YO MAMMA TEACH U TO WACH THEM BUBBA COON IN YO FISH STEAKS B4 EATEN THE FRIED SODA WIT THEN FLY JOPE?
 
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post Apr 4 2005, 06:44 PM
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QUOTE(surfhottieoffcoast @ Apr 4 2005, 5:40 PM)
^^^^^ UP THERE^^^^^^

why did ya say f**k off?  u blone or somthin?  i am too!  i'd laugh at the joke but.......its not funny.........DI INT YO MAMMA TEACH U TO WACH THEM BUBBA COON IN YO FISH STEAKS B4 EATEN THE FRIED SODA WIT THEN FLY JOPE?


that degrades all blondes everywhere...

p.s.- use a d-i-c-t-i-o-n-a-r-y.
 
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QUOTE(surfhottieoffcoast @ Apr 5 2005, 9:40 AM)
^^^^^ UP THERE^^^^^^

why did ya say f**k off?  u blone or somthin?  i am too!  i'd laugh at the joke but.......its not funny.........DI INT YO MAMMA TEACH U TO WACH THEM BUBBA COON IN YO FISH STEAKS B4 EATEN THE FRIED SODA WIT THEN FLY JOPE?
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are you inbred or something or mentally retarted cos that made no sense... you have no idea what youre talking about
 
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post Apr 4 2005, 08:47 PM
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QUOTE(surfhottieoffcoast @ Apr 4 2005, 6:40 PM)
^^^^^ UP THERE^^^^^^

why did ya say f**k off?  u blone or somthin?  i am too!  i'd laugh at the joke but.......its not funny.........DI INT YO MAMMA TEACH U TO WACH THEM BUBBA COON IN YO FISH STEAKS B4 EATEN THE FRIED SODA WIT THEN FLY JOPE?
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*chirp chirp*

whoa there..thats not blond.
 
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post Apr 5 2005, 05:42 PM
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sorry.....i'm stupid.........also blonde.............HOT AND SPICY CHEEKEN WANG WITH MUSTARD AND POTATOS

SUCK IT!!!!!!
 
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DAT GUY SPEAKS BIRD!!!! *CHIRP CHIRIP* i can speak ostrich *EEOKAFAGA EEOKAFAGA!*
 
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^ wtf there is a edit button for a reason
 
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post Apr 5 2005, 10:56 PM
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QUOTE(wind&fire @ Apr 5 2005, 8:18 PM)
^ wtf there is a edit button for a reason
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This person was the wierd person that went
"I am sexxxxxxxxxxi with 4 x's AND A CAPITAL H"

I was like "wtf? that made no sense"

Also, I think this person might be Paul Murphy. mellow.gif

And to the joke, I kinda chuckled at it...
 
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what a weirdo.. yeh no one could be that retarted
 
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post Apr 5 2005, 11:17 PM
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No Jason. Just no.
 
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post Apr 5 2005, 11:23 PM
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hahahahaha
 
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post Apr 6 2005, 02:07 PM
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QUOTE(surfhottieoffcoast @ Apr 5 2005, 5:43 PM)
DAT GUY SPEAKS BIRD!!!! *CHIRP CHIRIP*  i can speak ostrich *EEOKAFAGA EEOKAFAGA!*
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mmhmm. newb
 
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post Apr 6 2005, 04:24 PM
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but i did kinda laugh.
O_O
 
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post Apr 6 2005, 04:39 PM
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The joke wasn't too bad.

As for surfhottieoffcoast. You are stupid, and making a fool of yourself. One day you will realize no one cares about you and you'll overdose on pills. Slowly you will start to go numb, and you will rush to the hospital but no one will take you in. You're going to die alone. No one will bury you, because no one cares about you. You will be Satan's bitch for the next eternety, and no one will remember you.

I hope you enjoyed that, because it was fun to write.

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post Apr 6 2005, 04:41 PM
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Jason, I am sitting here at work, trying so hard to not say anything. But I want to so bad because this job is just a pain and I feel making fun of you will just make me happy... ok im out before I say something...
 
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it was ok....
 
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post Apr 7 2005, 09:12 PM
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QUOTE(surfhottieoffcoast @ Apr 4 2005, 3:40 PM)
^^^^^ UP THERE^^^^^^

why did ya say f**k off?  u blone or somthin?  i am too!  i'd laugh at the joke but.......its not funny.........DI INT YO MAMMA TEACH U TO WACH THEM BUBBA COON IN YO FISH STEAKS B4 EATEN THE FRIED SODA WIT THEN FLY JOPE?
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i'm not even going to try and decrypt that.
 
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post Apr 8 2005, 04:15 PM
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QUOTE(surfhottieoffcoast @ Apr 4 2005, 6:40 PM)
^^^^^ UP THERE^^^^^^

why did ya say f**k off?  u blone or somthin?  i am too!
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I can tell. You can't spell worth shit.






Haha. That was just another joke degrading blondes. I really have nothing against them.
 
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post Apr 8 2005, 04:30 PM
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umm...wow. I have no idea whats going on there, but uh...I guess in a twisted way I could see how that joke could be funny, but I think blonde jokes are played out. I always change blonde jokes to "a stupid guy" or whatever, just cuz it doesnt change how funny it is to me.
 
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post Apr 8 2005, 04:43 PM
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Hey people..i made a new xanga..cuz my old one got hacked..and this guy screwed it up..and its not someone from our school..i was so freaking pissed..oh well prop me


haha now thats funny
 
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post Apr 8 2005, 04:45 PM
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The joke wasn't too bad.

As for surfhottieoffcoast. You are stupid, and making a fool of yourself. One day you will realize no one cares about you and you'll overdose on pills. Slowly you will start to go numb, and you will rush to the hospital but no one will take you in. You're going to die alone. No one will bury you, because no one cares about you. You will be Satan's bitch for the next eternety, and no one will remember you.

I hope you enjoyed that, because it was fun to write.


i every humour thread, something makes me laugh mor ethan the actual joke.

lol. that was it
 
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post Apr 8 2005, 04:47 PM
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so who did you steal this joke from this time?
 
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post Apr 8 2005, 05:13 PM
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it doesnt say the jokes have to be original
 
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yeah.....
 
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post Apr 9 2005, 01:30 AM
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hahaha... the newb is trying to fit in... hahaha *sigh*
 
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not funny. try again
 
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post May 30 2005, 08:06 AM
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my friends are blonde...they`re not an air mattress, wdh were u thinkinG?
 
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post May 30 2005, 09:19 AM
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that joke was retarded. i act retarded sumtimes but that was more retarded than i act all year long! and that's like seriously retarded. FOAD Jason. if u don't no what FOAD means, Jason...... FOAD means f**k Off And Die!
 
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Jason, sorry but I don't understand.
 
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QUOTE(wind&fire @ Apr 4 2005, 12:02 PM)
edit.. f**k off
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i agree...f**k off...it wasn't funny and i'm blonde...and i'm DEFITENETELY not an air mattress...
 
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QUOTE(wayne @ Apr 9 2005, 10:05 PM)

not funny. try again
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don't tell him to "try again" we don't wanna hear any of his jokes!
 
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yall, i'm not blonde (i'm brunette) but i used to be blonde. for some reason, blonde jokes dont offend me. they didnt when i was blonde either. my hair went brown on its own. it was blonde when i was 4. i think. huh.gif i'm still blonde on the inside, i just confused myself
 
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and goodcharlotterocks, you just happen to be my best friend, so dont take this personal: your always retarted and ur more retarted than that joke. so am i so imma shut up now!
 
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