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 Apr 3 2005, 02:09 AM
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a blondes n her car and shes swirvin left and right. when a policemen pulls her over and says "can u tell me why u were swirvin left and right?" she says no cuz i wuz asleep.
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Apr 3 2005, 12:33 PM
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ha thats pretty funny. some ppl at my school make blonde jokes about me cause i'm the blondest person we have ever knowed.
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Apr 3 2005, 12:34 PM
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I like that joke, but I guess it didnt have to be a blonde joke. I never got the blonde joke thing. It oculd have just been a stupid guy. But anyway, cute joke, thanks for sharing :D
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Apr 3 2005, 02:42 PM
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 cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142 |
lol
i know a funnier one similar to that one there is this blonde girl driving her car and shes driving down the street but she turns left and she tops then she turns right and she stops. so a policeman comes and pulls over the blonde and asks her "why do you stop whenever you turn". and the blonde replies "because whenever i turn i hit a tree" and then the policeman says "ma'am thats your air freshener." |
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Apr 3 2005, 02:46 PM
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QUOTE(pandamonium @ Apr 3 2005, 2:42 PM) there is this blonde girl driving her car and shes driving down the street but she turns left and she tops then she turns right and she stops. so a policeman comes and pulls over the blonde and asks her "why do you stop whenever you turn". and the blonde replies "because whenever i turn i hit a tree" and then the policeman says "ma'am thats your air freshener."   dude, that's hilarious.
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Apr 3 2005, 03:10 PM
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 All that you see or seem, is but a dream within a dream Group: Member Posts: 196 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,956 |
LOL! @ both jokes
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Apr 5 2005, 05:46 PM
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i woulda said , "BEACAUSE IT SAID 'CATION! SWERVING!'"
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