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black people., the r word?
pandamonium
post Mar 31 2005, 11:56 PM
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what do you call a black man flying an airplane?

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a pilot you racist bastards

what did you expect, really a racist joke.
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 11:59 PM
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wow your wierd
 
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post Apr 1 2005, 12:00 AM
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lol!! hahaha
i had to think about taht just for 2 seconds. i didnt know if that was a trick joke or not! haha :-P

ur funny! zed! or course its a pilot! haha
 
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post Apr 1 2005, 12:03 AM
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Just what were you trying to do... stubborn.gif
 
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post Apr 1 2005, 12:07 AM
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I said pilot. mellow.gif
 
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post Apr 1 2005, 12:17 AM
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not so funny?.. mellow.gif
 
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post Apr 1 2005, 12:18 AM
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Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.


Nothing funny about it.
 
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post Apr 1 2005, 12:25 AM
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wow , no sense of humor in here......

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post Apr 1 2005, 12:49 AM
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well what im trying to do is make you guys laugh cause there are some racist people that make these racist jokes and well i got annoyed and when i typed in the topic header i thought maybe they will try to come to yell at me because there are a lot of stupid racist jokes so i twisted it around to see what you would think but unfortunatley nobody thinks its funny. i dunno .
 
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post Apr 1 2005, 12:59 AM
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aww. i see what you're trying to do but im not sure it supposed to be funny?
 
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post Apr 1 2005, 01:23 AM
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its okie, zed.
i thought it was funny. biggrin.gif
 
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post Apr 1 2005, 01:28 AM
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what? lol. ok.

oh i get it. lol
 
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post Apr 1 2005, 01:29 AM
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funny mellow.gif
 
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post Apr 1 2005, 08:56 AM
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umm.....okkkk
 
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post Apr 1 2005, 09:30 AM
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Hahaha, good one.
 
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post Apr 1 2005, 09:38 AM
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PUAHAHAHHAAH SO FUNNY





















No....
 
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post Apr 1 2005, 09:59 AM
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gooooooosh!
at least some people get it. lol
for those who still don't get it this joke are for the racists out there.... tongue.gif
 
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post Apr 1 2005, 11:39 AM
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er... im stupid. hehe

pilot woulda never crossed my mind. i thought passenger though..among other things. unracial things..
 
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post Apr 1 2005, 12:14 PM
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cB satire.

Truly, we are a great forum to have developed our own satire topics!
 
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post Apr 1 2005, 08:33 PM
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lols, cute joke (:

though some ppl are being incredibly rude.
its not a funny joke to you, we got it.
you dont have to go HAHAHAHHAHA.. no.
no point in that now is there ?
it`s not like saying that will erase the fact that you saw this joke.
besides, it`s jst a joke for gawsh sake. you`re supposed to laugh instead of showing your unwanted sarcasm. stubborn.gif
 
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post Apr 1 2005, 09:11 PM
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uh.. get over it ?
 
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post Apr 1 2005, 10:29 PM
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^ its funny cause you came back to respond. biggrin.gif
 
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post Apr 2 2005, 03:05 AM
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I thought it was funny. :D


Satire is splendid.
 
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Lol, i found that VERY funny laugh.gif
 
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post Apr 2 2005, 05:36 PM
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Its brought a chuckle... But ya the jokes on cB went downhill when jason posted
 
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post Apr 2 2005, 06:18 PM
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haha..wow. was tha tmeant to diss jason?
 
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post Apr 2 2005, 07:03 PM
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i was gonna say...a passenger...?
 
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post Apr 2 2005, 08:51 PM
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Umm okay...at least it wasn`t racist =] high five ! I was ready to cuss you out if it was haha
 
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post Apr 2 2005, 09:07 PM
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i'm laughing reel hard *makes bord face* still laughing *yawns*

lol u guys think ur so cool. i have a black friend who makes black jokes.

AND OMG WHAT ABOUT BLONDE JOKES! I'M THE BLONDEST PERSON I EVER KNOWED! and i dont care about those jokes HA YALL SUCK SPANDEX
 
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post Apr 2 2005, 09:10 PM
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I said a black pilot.
 
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post Apr 2 2005, 10:50 PM
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i thought it wuz a nice twist for a change instead of all these arcists ass jokes plus i thought it wuzz pretty funny haha OUTTIE
 
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post Apr 5 2005, 11:33 AM
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thank goodness some people READ the joke before thinking it was a racist joke. lol thats why people dont think its funny cuz they probably don't understand it. maybe u should read it twice before you comment on it.
 
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post Apr 5 2005, 04:04 PM
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good thing this wasn't a racist joke because some of sensatives people here will get really offended and it pisses me off.
 
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post Apr 5 2005, 04:38 PM
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QUOTE(surfhottieoffcoast @ Apr 2 2005, 9:07 PM)
i'm laughing reel hard *makes bord face* still laughing *yawns*

lol u guys think ur so cool.  i have a black friend who makes black jokes.

AND OMG WHAT ABOUT BLONDE JOKES!  I'M THE BLONDEST PERSON I EVER KNOWED!  and i dont care about those jokes HA YALL SUCK SPANDEX
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your point is? oooo omg i wanna meet your black friend who makes black jokes he sounds really super d coolio. yea i guess you found out that was sarcasm also
 
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post Apr 6 2005, 02:08 PM
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it isnt funny, your just tryna make a point
 
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post Apr 6 2005, 11:41 PM
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man, i hate people on here. so uptight. man do you guys have something stuck up your a**?? seriously.
 
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post Apr 7 2005, 06:36 PM
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not that funny.
maybe a bit clever though????
 
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post Apr 7 2005, 09:13 PM
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i was like .. "huh?"
 
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post Apr 9 2005, 07:27 PM
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that's funny i was totally expecting something else
 
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post Apr 9 2005, 07:40 PM
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i dont realy get it. the r word?
 
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post Apr 12 2005, 04:07 PM
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very strange... i call them dirties!! LOL. all for fun no biggie
 
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post Apr 12 2005, 04:09 PM
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QUOTE(hosing @ Apr 2 2005, 5:36 PM)
Its brought a chuckle... But ya the jokes on cB went downhill when jason posted
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Yeah, agreed. I don't think anyone posts any nice things in the humor section anymore because of Jason.

I honestly thought it was pretty funny. _smile.gif

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AND OMG WHAT ABOUT BLONDE JOKES! I'M THE BLONDEST PERSON I EVER KNOWED! and i dont care about those jokes HA YALL SUCK SPANDEX

You don't shut the f**k up, do you? Stupid shitsmear...
 
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post Apr 12 2005, 04:40 PM
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it made me laugh.
 
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post Apr 12 2005, 04:44 PM
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QUOTE(kittie_nyaoooo @ Apr 6 2005, 11:41 PM)
man, i hate people on here. so uptight. man do you guys have something stuck up your a**??  seriously.
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no.. do you?
 
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post Apr 12 2005, 04:50 PM
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^ Maybe he does. stubborn.gif
It didn't amuse me; yet I understand that it was trying to make a point.
 
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post Apr 12 2005, 05:11 PM
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That was funny huh.gif

Sorry, I just dont see it.
 
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