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Don't tell kids the wrong definitions.
bby_cutie
post Mar 30 2005, 06:28 PM
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Imperfect...
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I don't know if you guys heard this one before but here it goes...

There was this little boy who was at his house while his family members where doing some other stuff. He figures he wants to go to play with his sister. He goes to her room to see her and her boyfriend "getting it on". They were calling each other bitches and bastards. So he asked what does it mean, he sister tells him it meant ladies and gentlemen. So, he goes to look for his mom and found her putting on makeup. He shouted "MOM!". He scared her and caused her to mess up her lipstick. She said shit. He ask, "what does shit mean?" She replies "it means makeup". Then he goes to his dad to find him rawing a chicken. He pushes him and causes him to cut himself. He screams "F*ck". He asked his dad, "what does f*ck mean?" He said, "I means to raw". The door bell rings and he answers it. It was his relatives coming for dinner. So he greeted them "Welcome bitches and bastards, my mom is putting shit on her face and my dad is f*cking the chicken!"
 
--x who0ps
post Mar 30 2005, 06:35 PM
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rwar (;
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i think its been posted, but still a cute joke =D
 
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post Mar 30 2005, 07:03 PM
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haha, cute biggrin.gif
 
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post Mar 30 2005, 08:04 PM
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haha ive seen stuff like this before...still funny everytime
 
*wind&fire*
post Mar 30 2005, 09:14 PM
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thats...thats.... *sigh*
 
..:loveee.NuTTii
post Mar 30 2005, 09:25 PM
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kids today
lmao hammer.gif
I shouldn't be laughing
 
xbr0kensmil3
post Mar 30 2005, 09:48 PM
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whatever d00de
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lol that's why parents shouldn't lie to their children.
 
Lightner
post Mar 30 2005, 09:53 PM
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Im Gavin HI!!
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QUOTE(--x who0ps @ Mar 30 2005, 6:35 PM)
i think its been posted, but still a cute joke =D
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ya it has, lol but still thats really funny
 
ilov3chubbs
post Mar 31 2005, 12:05 AM
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billie joe flossing, how hot is THAT?!
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lol thats really funny!!
 
cocoalightning27
post Mar 31 2005, 10:47 AM
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I have no life
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hahahah I've heard one like this....
 
swe3ttemptasian
post Mar 31 2005, 10:52 AM
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to be loved by someone you love is.. everything
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hahaha haven't heard this one
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 01:17 PM
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i got lost. blink.gif
 
Stuckie
post Mar 31 2005, 02:27 PM
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Ummm... I can't think of anything creative to put here
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I heard that joke so many times. Its still kinda cute.
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 03:09 PM
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Lol! I love that. I'm going to tell it to someone. If I can remember that long. happy.gif
 
loljuliana
post Apr 1 2005, 06:22 PM
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ticktock.
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hahaha; i read this before
 
Anime_Otaku
post Apr 1 2005, 10:07 PM
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Syaoran...kawaii...
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laugh.gif lmao! I knew what was coming but that was darn funny
 
WrathOfOnigo
post Apr 1 2005, 11:46 PM
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Hah! Its funny cause its true...
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Lmao
I love those jokes.
 
ANG33ZY
post Apr 1 2005, 11:51 PM
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skaters gonna skate.
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lol i read this before. it's funny
 
aznxdreamer
post Apr 2 2005, 06:20 PM
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to hell with you
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wow..kids these days.
 
starlette
post Apr 2 2005, 07:00 PM
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RAWR.
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haha...if i had a child i'd slap him :D
 
jennyjenny
post Apr 2 2005, 08:45 PM
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haha i knew that was coming.

"my dad is f**king the chicken"
 
KELLYYY
post Apr 2 2005, 08:46 PM
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HAAAAAAAA.
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How cute.
 
k_dizzle90
post Apr 2 2005, 10:52 PM
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that wuz f**kin tight hahaha
 
yellowgurl
post Apr 5 2005, 12:30 AM
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lolz.. its funny
 
dani41790
post Apr 5 2005, 01:09 AM
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Hi! I'm Dani :)
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hahaha thats funny
 
rockstah_14
post Apr 22 2005, 12:38 AM
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twas fun...
 
Hohohehe
post May 19 2005, 09:35 AM
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lol laugh.gif
 
dopeyalan
post May 19 2005, 10:57 AM
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i find it stupid... -_-
 
miss barnes
post May 19 2005, 11:49 AM
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lol...i've beat his ass
 
shortiiex
post Jul 1 2005, 09:26 PM
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KT! i already posted this one lol


http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...topic=46495&hl=
 
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post Jul 2 2005, 10:43 AM
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lol that was cute
 
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post Jul 2 2005, 10:47 AM
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ahah CUTE. theres a similar one i heard
 
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