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Surgeons., Another Bush joke.
ApocalypseAelis
post Mar 29 2005, 11:55 PM
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If you'll be offended, don't bother to read it.


Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together
and discussing surgeries they had performed.


One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas.
A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I
reattached them, and 8 months later he performed
a private concert for the Queen of England."


One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young
man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I
reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
medal in field events in the Olympics."


The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
Several years ago a cowboy who was high on
cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into
a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left
to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy
hat. Now he's president of the United States."
 
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post Mar 29 2005, 11:57 PM
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haha that one's pretty good. i had to reread the last sentence, but i get it now.
 
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post Mar 29 2005, 11:59 PM
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Haha....that was funny. I just love jokes.
 
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post Mar 30 2005, 06:23 AM
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lol it kinda took me a while to get it..i guess it's kinda funny.
 
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post Mar 30 2005, 07:26 AM
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hahah..i liked this one.
 
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post Mar 30 2005, 09:21 AM
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hehehehe Funny One:)
 
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post Mar 30 2005, 10:54 AM
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made me smile. sorta.

still funny tho`.
 
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post Mar 30 2005, 06:40 PM
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lols, cute joke =D
 
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post Mar 30 2005, 07:07 PM
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hah good one. =]
 
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post Mar 30 2005, 09:31 PM
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lol
cute joke
 
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post Mar 30 2005, 10:53 PM
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hahhaha thats funny i dont like bush cause im not republic ^_^
 
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post Apr 1 2005, 11:59 PM
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So true.. so true
 
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post Apr 2 2005, 06:28 PM
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thats pretty true.
 
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post Apr 2 2005, 06:52 PM
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hehe, i like this one it's pretty funny...should hear the one about the lawyers :D
 
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post Apr 2 2005, 09:27 PM
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THATS COMPLETE BULLSHIT I GREW UP IN TEXAS AND GEORGE BUSH HAS BEEN A FAMILY FRIEND SINCE B4 I WAS BORN! ALL U BITCHES TALKIN BOUT MY FRIEND BETTER FCUK OFF!!! yes..i botherd to read. i'm not offended. I'M JUST FCUKING GONNA KILL U! U ALL NEED TO GO FUK URSELFS! AND THERES SOMTHING THAT I DONT THINK NO ONE UNDERSTANDS. I LIVE OFF THE COAST AND I COME TO TEXAS ALOT BECAUSE THATS WERE ALL MY FRIENDS LIVE AND ITS NOTHING LIKE HOSRSES AND COWBOYS ITS THE FCUKN SAME AS IT IS OVER HEAR! I AINT SEEN NO HORSE IN MY LIFE!
 
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post Apr 2 2005, 09:35 PM
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QUOTE(surfhottieoffcoast @ Apr 2 2005, 9:27 PM)
THATS COMPLETE BULLSHIT I GREW UP IN TEXAS AND GEORGE BUSH HAS BEEN A FAMILY FRIEND SINCE B4 I WAS BORN!  ALL U BITCHES TALKIN BOUT MY FRIEND BETTER FCUK OFF!!! yes..i botherd to read.  i'm not offended. I'M JUST FCUKING GONNA KILL U!  U ALL NEED TO GO FUK URSELFS!  AND THERES SOMTHING THAT I DONT THINK NO ONE UNDERSTANDS.  I LIVE OFF THE COAST AND I COME TO TEXAS ALOT BECAUSE THATS WERE ALL MY FRIENDS LIVE AND ITS NOTHING LIKE HOSRSES AND COWBOYS  ITS THE FCUKN SAME AS IT IS OVER HEAR!  I AINT SEEN NO HORSE IN MY LIFE!
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Calm down, it's just a joke.
 
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post Apr 2 2005, 09:46 PM
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hhahaha nice

and whoever spazzed up there.. it said.. if u will take it offensivly DONT READ
 
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post Apr 2 2005, 10:47 PM
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funny stuff
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 12:35 PM
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lemmy put it this way....if there was a joke....about ur dad or ur mom or ur sister or ur bro and it says THIS IS A JOKE ABOUT UR FAMILY U WILL BE OFFENDED IF U READ would u read it? bush is a nice man and hes the best president ever and i dont care if u think i overreacted but yall r a bunch of crackers
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 12:48 PM
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George Bush I can quote as saying:
'Then maybe we shouldn't have free speech'
Best president ever? - yeah if you think 1984 is bliss.
Oh and for someone who thought the lawnmower joke should be taken lightly, your being a bit hypocritical.
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 12:52 PM
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lol...thats a funny joke. I dont care either way about bush..but I can laugh at any joke if its really funny...and that was funny.
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 12:57 PM
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QUOTE(surfhottieoffcoast @ Apr 2 2005, 9:27 PM)
THATS COMPLETE BULLSHIT I GREW UP IN TEXAS AND GEORGE BUSH HAS BEEN A FAMILY FRIEND SINCE B4 I WAS BORN!  ALL U BITCHES TALKIN BOUT MY FRIEND BETTER FCUK OFF!!! yes..i botherd to read.  i'm not offended. I'M JUST FCUKING GONNA KILL U!  U ALL NEED TO GO FUK URSELFS!  AND THERES SOMTHING THAT I DONT THINK NO ONE UNDERSTANDS.  I LIVE OFF THE COAST AND I COME TO TEXAS ALOT BECAUSE THATS WERE ALL MY FRIENDS LIVE AND ITS NOTHING LIKE HOSRSES AND COWBOYS  ITS THE FCUKN SAME AS IT IS OVER HEAR!  I AINT SEEN NO HORSE IN MY LIFE!
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ok its a joke get out if you have nothing good to say.

ahah that was funny tho but i thouught it could of been better lol.
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 12:59 PM
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sry i double posted my back button wasnt working properly
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 01:23 PM
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yes it was a joke yes i overreacted and yes bush is the best pres ever.
wanna hear my joke?
once there was a doctor who wasnt from texas
he said, " i'm a pro! this one guy was in an axedent and there was nothing left but a d**k. and now he can use the internet. and he made a name for himself. ApocalypseAelis


i dont care if yall think i'm a crak pot but bush is the nicest man i ever met and he is in enough pressure as it is with all the rumors about him... u all dont know what its like to be president. u think its soooo easy that NOONE is right for the job
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 01:28 PM
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what does everyone have against pony bootys and cowboy hats? do u think texans are a bunch of hicks?
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 02:03 PM
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I cant speak for anyone else, but right....
Good joke though, I usually substitute the butt of any joke for an irish person, its easier for me to laugh at.
 
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