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LMAO..please, cb..this is not racist and i promise, to my heart..
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post Mar 26 2005, 08:46 PM
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You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'd**k', and 'Colon'.

LMAO..LMAO..LMFAO
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 08:53 PM
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this is humorous, but the thing is, this one's been around for quite a while, therefore a lot of people have aldready seen it.
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 08:55 PM
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Not that funny.
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 10:05 PM
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unify and defeat... divide and crumble
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heard it before. really not very funny
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 10:27 PM
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Whoed you copy and paste from this time?
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 10:28 PM
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its good...
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 10:28 PM
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QUOTE(hosing @ Mar 26 2005, 10:27 PM)
Whoed you copy and paste from this time?
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lol....
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 10:30 PM
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eyo shits old... i bet even that british guy has heard it and hes european... lmfao
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 10:31 PM
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huh? i don't get it... aha ooh wellz..
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 10:33 PM
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Tu es laid.
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well for sports i dont care bout the race.. as long as your a hard worker.. wuts wrong with that?? each particular sport wasnt made for just one race..
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 10:47 PM
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that's old
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 11:06 PM
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hmMmzZz maybe it's me but it doesn't seem that funny... ermm.gif
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 11:09 PM
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i already heard this .. thats so old. wacko.gif
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 12:44 AM
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tiger woods is black, right? um jason, for your poor little retarded heart: har har har--- i really laughed.
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 12:47 AM
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yerp!
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You got this off of someone's signature in CB.
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 12:49 AM
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thatz actually pretty funny hehe.gif
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 12:49 AM
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QUOTE([James] @ Mar 26 2005, 11:02 PM)
maan, there are times when i actually think i was a mod so i can close all your damn retarded topics _unsure.gif
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post Mar 27 2005, 12:51 AM
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QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Mar 26 2005, 9:47 PM)
You got this off of someone's signature in CB.
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^ laugh.gif lol now that's funny. So Jason, you got this off of someone's signature? rolleyes.gif


I've heard this before, also. sweating.gif
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 01:03 AM
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whaaaaaaat?
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oh who cares. it's some midget 12 year old pre-teen fool who thinks he's soo cool with racist crap jokes. big whoop. let him go die in peace i say. stubborn.gif
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 09:26 AM
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Tiger woods is not black. he is not african america. HIS MOM IS ASIAN. he's from the pacific islands smart one.
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 11:28 AM
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yerp!
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He is half black.
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 11:47 AM
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QUOTE(x__forever @ Mar 26 2005, 9:47 PM)
that's old
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post Mar 27 2005, 01:18 PM
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Why the f**k is your sig picture so damn big? No one wants to see a blown up picture of a prebuscent little boy that thinks hes black... Effing herb
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 02:39 PM
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QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Mar 27 2005, 11:28 AM)
He is half black.
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see, it just shows how dumb people could be. jason, now who is the smart one!
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 03:04 PM
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jason, why are you so ugly?
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 04:37 PM
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QUOTE(trail_of_memories @ Mar 26 2005, 7:53 PM)
this is humorous, but the thing is, this one's been around for quite a while, therefore a lot of people have aldready seen it.
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jason, why are you so ugly?
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hahaahahahaha wow that's horrible.
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 05:25 PM
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to hell with you
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umm..old...racist..and not that funny.
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 05:33 PM
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^it is not even racist. it is just lame and old
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 07:14 PM
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Wow it's so funny, but I can't laugh because I laughed enough at it, oh, I don't know, FOUR YEARS AGO.

At least post something original.
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 07:23 PM
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you guys stop member bashing...
 
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post Mar 28 2005, 10:50 AM
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You guys, this is a quote from Chris Rock. And a rather humorous one, might I add. laugh.gif
 
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post Mar 28 2005, 11:46 AM
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白人看不懂 !!!!
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^ Chris Rock is a comedic genius.

...I want to watch some Chapelle Show now for some reason.
 
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post Mar 28 2005, 12:00 PM
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QUOTE(hosing @ Mar 27 2005, 12:18 PM)
Why the f**k is your sig picture so damn big? No one wants to see a blown up picture of a prebuscent little boy that thinks hes black... Effing herb
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LMFAO! Damn...
 
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post Mar 29 2005, 05:30 AM
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heard it before. not that funny

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Why the f**k is your sig picture so damn big? No one wants to see a blown up picture of a prebuscent little boy that thinks hes black... Effing herb


haha
 
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post Mar 29 2005, 05:40 AM
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er, my friend riana told me that one. whistling.gif
 
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post Mar 29 2005, 11:41 AM
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you said this isnt racist?
 
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post Mar 29 2005, 11:47 AM
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i have read something like that at least 2000 times, man... _dry.gif
 
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post Apr 6 2005, 09:48 PM
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heard it.........not funny the 6th time
 
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post Apr 7 2005, 06:43 PM
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Isn't this a quote from Chris Rock?
*looks up at roxannes post (if I may call her that)*
Damn-she beat me to it.
 
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post Apr 7 2005, 06:57 PM
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I heard that joke a couple years ago.
CHRIS ROCK DID SAY IT. GIVE CREDIT.
 
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