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how do you punish hellen keller?, LMAO
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post Mar 26 2005, 03:24 PM
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U may not get this, but i get it. Dont complain.

How do you punish hellen keller?



Re-arrange the furnitures!
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 03:33 PM
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first black people now handi-capped? Why dont you fight a guy in a wheelcheer with no arms...
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 04:05 PM
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that was just completely uncalled for. hellen keller accomplished more than you ever will
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 04:12 PM
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ummm....not funny
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 05:04 PM
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Quand j'étais jeune...
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I think you need to be hogtied and lynched, Jason. But that's just me.
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 05:43 PM
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she doesn't even know
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oh. that's mean.
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 05:52 PM
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Have Jason the Jester come in and tell her a bunch of horribly bad jokes! =D
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 05:52 PM
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=( my god... that hurts.

edit- your dumb, i really hate you
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 05:54 PM
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QUOTE(Angel_Cece @ Mar 26 2005, 5:52 PM)
=( my god... that hurts.

edit- your dumb, i really hate you
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i think jason feeds off the hate you guys
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 06:06 PM
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wow thats sad...attacking the great handicapped people of america...next time chose more appropriate jokes.
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 07:28 PM
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why are you so frickin racist and mean? omg..how would you like it if you were dead and blind? i already sent you about five messages flaming at you and u still dont get it. i think after the 100th time after your topics have been closed, you would think that youd stop making such stupid mean jokes. but noo..you still continue to do so.
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 11:08 PM
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LMFAO that was actually funny...

like hellen keller would say, "..........."
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 01:32 AM
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tell me more.
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Thats pretty darn sad you above me^ nd the topic starter!!!
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 01:57 AM
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QUOTE(xxcrazyjewxx @ Mar 26 2005, 4:05 PM)
that was just completely uncalled for. hellen keller accomplished more than you ever will
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I think the garbage collectors accomplish more than he ever will. wink.gif
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 02:03 AM
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wow..thats rude and mean..some day ur going to get hurt badly for the things u say..maybe then will u realize that some things like these arent funny..
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 02:04 AM
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its a joke people
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 02:10 AM
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QUOTE(one_and_only @ Mar 26 2005, 10:32 PM)
Thats pretty darn sad you above me^ nd the topic starter!!!
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get off my nutsack please... it was a joke.. fall back
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 09:25 AM
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It was obviously a joke..i wasnt trying to make fun of her..i respect her alot..but i thought this joke was funny..
 
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Why not say How do you torment Blind people? You did not have to point out a individual... Damn fob
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 01:40 PM
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QUOTE(Jason61992 @ Mar 27 2005, 9:25 AM)
It was obviously a joke..i wasnt trying to make fun of her..i respect her alot..but i thought this joke was funny..
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Obviously you don't sonny. wink.gif

And Hosing, yeah them fobs are overpopulating. Haha.
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 02:46 PM
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duuudde fix your sig @.@ it's killing my eyes.
and you're joke was a sad joke.. but it made me laugh a little bit :X
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 03:08 PM
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^ you know it was funny.
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 03:09 PM
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how do you punish jason?

bring him to brooklyn and let them beat him up.
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 05:27 PM
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your seriously gonna get jumped jason...if you rspect hellen keller then why are you making fun of her? its not funny, your not funny. go screw yourself.
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 05:28 PM
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same reason a comedian makes fun of other races... i doubt you find dave chapelle rracist, i bet he respects other races but he makes fun of them too...
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 05:30 PM
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^but that joke was just f**kin retarded

dave chapelle is actually funny
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 05:31 PM
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i thought it was funny lol

are you sure you arent saying its retarded just cause its jason?
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 05:31 PM
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QUOTE(basick @ Mar 27 2005, 5:28 PM)
same reason a comedian makes fun of other races... i doubt you find dave chapelle rracist, i bet he respects other races but he makes fun of them too...
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i dont get you. do you like jason or do you hate him... just a second ago you were bashing him, now you have his back?
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 05:32 PM
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QUOTE(Angel_Cece @ Mar 27 2005, 5:31 PM)
i dont get you. do you like jason or do you hate him... just a second ago you were bashing him, now you have his back?
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my thoughts exactly
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 05:34 PM
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f**k jason...

im just sayin yall is overreacting... just cause i disagree with jason on just about anything doesnt mean i cant have my own opinions...

i dont hate on jason just cause he is jason, i hate on him cause he makes stupid topics, bites lyrics, and spams. i thought the joke was funny, so i laughed. im not going to stoneface him just acuse he is jason, now thats discriminating. lol

jason makes retarded jokes half of the time, but i laughed when i saw this. im sorry if that means im defending jason. this is the internet people!
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 07:17 PM
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^damn right you all are being f**king Prejudice.. give him a second chance..

that joke was funny
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 08:53 PM
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QUOTE(basick @ Mar 27 2005, 3:31 PM)
i thought it was funny lol

are you sure you arent saying its retarded just cause its jason?
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yeah i am pretty f**kin sure i was talking about the joke. even if someone like kathleen or roxy said it, i would say the same thing. get over yourself.
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 08:59 PM
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damn my nuts are red.. please loosen your grip!!

like kanye west said to dave chappelle, "are we supposed to be that unintellegent that we can't state the facts at a risk of coming off arrogant?"

or in this case... am i supposed to be that unintellegent that i cant state the facts (that the joke WAS funny) at a risk of coming off "having jasons back"...

shits f**ked up, if a joke is funny i will laugh, i dont give a flying beoing 747 f**k whether jason told it, or member #978 told it. if i joke is lame, i aint gonna laugh.

that black joke was racist and incredibly stupid.. but i thought this was funny. you guys are overreacting and just hating. and thats my word




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post Mar 27 2005, 09:25 PM
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i happen to disagree. i didn't find the joke funny, end of story. you, trying to come off as a smart ass, is not going to make me say OMG THE JOKE IS FUNNY LIKE OMG.
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 09:26 PM
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ok you dont think its funny, i do

no biggie, like march the 9th

have a beautiful day.. and how am i tryna come off as a smart ass? lol.. you are the first person that has ever called me a smart ass... thanks lol
 
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I'd drag you out into the middle of the desert, blow out your knees with a 20-gauge shotgun, and let the buzzards peck you to death you ignorant douchebag.
 
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post Mar 28 2005, 06:53 AM
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wth. whats with you posting jokes about black people and now handicapped people??
 
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post Mar 28 2005, 06:56 AM
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heh, i got it.

but thats still rude. seriously, your not funny and your rap stinks hammer.gif
 
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post Mar 29 2005, 11:46 PM
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QUOTE(mzkandi @ Mar 26 2005, 4:12 PM)
ummm....not funny
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are you always negative with your replies?
 
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post Apr 2 2005, 05:59 PM
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your gonna be jumped everyday
 
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post Apr 2 2005, 07:05 PM
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Go on, hug me, I dare you...
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There's also another one about helen kellers dog, but I'm too afraid of the lynch mob...
Something about being called 'ernraghgh' and killing yourself
 
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post Apr 2 2005, 07:45 PM
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Aww thats hella mean..
 
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QUOTE(basick @ Mar 27 2005, 3:28 PM)
same reason a comedian makes fun of other races... i doubt you find dave chapelle rracist, i bet he respects other races but he makes fun of them too...
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agreed.

i KNOW helen keller was an amazing person and i have a lot of respect for her as well. this joke made me laugh. it may not have made others laugh, good for them. we all have different views, opinions, etc. a lot of people on here just dont seem to like this jason guy b/c of other things he's sad on the board and thats they come off " omg you are like so mean like omg"
 
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post Apr 2 2005, 08:43 PM
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how was this not making fun of her?

i think you would probably kill yourself if you were deaf, blind and mute.
 
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its jalEEY!!
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that was just plain rude.
stubborn.gif not funny at all.
 
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your gonna be struck by lightning when u keep this up... _dry.gif
 
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HAHAHAHAHAH I every joke I see from you is soooooooooooooooooo corny that I laugh.


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thats mean. id like to see you accomplice what she did if u were handicapped like she was.
 
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u guys should stop being so serious...it was a JOKE.
 
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it isnt the joke, it's the attitude behind the joek which is so deserving of scorn and mockery
 
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Here's another Helen Keller joke:

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dollhouse?
(No.)
Well, neither has she.
 
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these are hella messed up....but kinda funny.......
 
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blink.gif harshhhh.
 
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