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blonde jokes, yes, i have more =O
*chaneun*
post Mar 21 2005, 07:59 PM
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A blond gets a new cell phone from her husband.
The next day she goes to Wal-mart and her phone rings, so she answers it.

It was her husband. He says, "How's the new cell phone?"

She replied, "Great...but how did you know I was at Wal-mart?"



Why cant blondes make ice cubes?
Because they dont have the recipie!



A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?"
The woman on the other end of the phone says, "Just a minute..."

The blonde says, "Thanks!" and hangs up the phone.
 
liSerS x3
post Mar 21 2005, 09:40 PM
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haha, i like the first and third one =].
 
WrathOfOnigo
post Mar 21 2005, 09:53 PM
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Hah! Its funny cause its true...
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Heehee I like the 3rd one.
 
Levy2k6
post Mar 21 2005, 09:58 PM
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i liked the last one alot
 
lawmaniac_98
post Mar 21 2005, 10:43 PM
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hahaha! the last one was really funny..lolz...just a minute...haha......
 
*salcha*
post Mar 24 2005, 12:21 AM
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haha first one was goood.
 

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