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IamRad
post Mar 16 2005, 08:39 PM
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Not soooo funny.. but funny tongue.gif

There was this guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine who was very pretty and he liked her a lot.

One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started. Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He became quite besotted with her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too.

But this guy was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine.

He decided that there was nothing for it but to break up with her and get it on with the new girl.

He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it. One day they went for a walk along the river bank when Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned.

The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing: "I can see Clearly now Lorraine has gone"
 
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post Mar 16 2005, 08:41 PM
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Omigawsh! ha ha!!! laugh.gif

Sorry for Lorraine though. mellow.gif
 
moon_child00
post Mar 16 2005, 08:56 PM
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uh..hi
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laugh.gif Haha good one.
 
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post Mar 16 2005, 09:14 PM
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Thats corny..but cute happy.gif
 
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post Mar 16 2005, 09:32 PM
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Haha. But I don't really find it that funny. :/
 
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post Mar 17 2005, 09:17 AM
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whatever d00de
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funny but kinda mean lol
 
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post Mar 17 2005, 05:40 PM
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LOL thats harsh for larraine but thats funny.
 
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post Mar 18 2005, 01:32 AM
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lol cute joke (;
 
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post Mar 18 2005, 02:20 AM
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lol that was funny :D
 
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post Mar 21 2005, 09:21 PM
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QUOTE(IamRad @ Mar 16 2005, 8:39 PM)
Not soooo funny.. but funny  tongue.gif

There was this guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine who was very pretty and he liked her a lot.

One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started. Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He became quite besotted with her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too.

But this guy was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine.

He decided that there was nothing for it but to break up with her and get it on with the new girl.

He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it. One day they went for a walk along the river bank when Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned.

The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing: "I can see Clearly now Lorraine has gone"
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lmao thaz sooo sadd!!! lol
 
yeseulx3
post Mar 21 2005, 09:22 PM
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holy crap.
i was just singing that song.
holy crap...
 
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post Mar 21 2005, 09:42 PM
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Too slow.
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ok joke ;)
 
xTINAA
post Mar 22 2005, 03:11 AM
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hello : )
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Heh. That's funny/cute.
 
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post Mar 22 2005, 08:46 AM
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hahahah that was qutie lame.
 
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post Mar 22 2005, 09:43 PM
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oooo...i get it now
 
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post Mar 23 2005, 04:18 AM
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I found it darn funni! 'I can see Clearly now Lorraine is gone...' hehe...any chance of you completing the song?
 
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post Mar 24 2005, 12:11 AM
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who ma bitch? you ma bitch, bitch.
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lol that mad me laugh
 
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post Mar 25 2005, 05:02 PM
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lol it did make me giggle.
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 10:37 PM
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It'sssssssss Sarah
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Hehe, that's cute.
 
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post Mar 29 2005, 09:40 PM
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haha; it took me awhile to get it blink.gif
 
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post Mar 29 2005, 10:09 PM
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i've never wanted anything rationale.
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ahahahhahaha soo not funny

if you knew the joke wasn't good, why post it?
 
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post Mar 30 2005, 10:59 AM
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lol poor lorraine.
 
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post Mar 30 2005, 05:42 PM
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lol...i pity lorraine though _unsure.gif
 
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