my moms an idiot, she thinks i`ll lose my virginity Options

[Hiphop d[-_-]b]

my moms stupid. i was asking her one day if i could wear a tampon [ i dont kno why i was asking her i shoulda just got one and shoved it up in there ] and she said `no, you`ll lose your virginity` i was thinkin` WTF. you can only lose your virginity wihen a penis enters your vagina. i felt like strangling her

has your mom every said anything completely stupid that made you angry or anything ? my mom does it alot.

[sksoccer08]

no..? lol not that i can remember
how would u lose ur virginity if u were a tampon..u can only lose ur virginity when u have sex..

[gigiopolis]

My mom says stupid things all the time. Mainly, contradictory things.

Mom: (Says some stuff in Cantonese)
Me [on cell phone]: "Don't rush me, mom, I just came out of the band room! I can't FLY home!"
Mom: "I'm not rushing you! I'm just telling you to hurry up! Don't give me that attitude!"

[Chii]

my best friend's mom says the oddest things...for example she thinks that having more than one piercing on your ears is slutty...

[*stephinika*]

yes. she's so prejudiced when driving, it drives me nuts.
"women are such horrible drivers!"
so what, are you a man?

[dani41790]

my mom is like yours and thinks ill lose my virginity to a tampon.

[xTINAA]

Yes, my mom says things that are slightly stupid. Sometimes she contradicts herself or she will use a word similar sounding to the one she means to use or she was just say utterly ridiculous things. It's quite funny actually. I don't really get mad about it.

[WhiteLotus*]

My Mom knows perfectly well that you won't loose your virginity to a tampon.


My Mother pwns all of yours'

[HoodieObsessed]

That's rediculous. what a moron. My mom uses tampons only and so do i. they are the best thigns int eh world, I can't stand pads. My mom does say some pretty stupid stuff. but we both love our tampons

[jordanriane]

My Mom knows perfectly well that you won't loose your virginity to a tampon.


My Mother pwns all of yours'

See, you have to understand though that there are alot of cultures/religions out there that believe that the hymen is virginity, and that use of anything that can tear the hymen, can cost you your virginity.

I can't remember what article I read, but there was one lady who went so far as to have to a surgically added hymen, because she had pre-marital sex or something.

But, apparently my mom pwns as well, seeing as though she let me wear tampons when I first got my period. Though I must admit, it was akward being 10 and wearing tampons.

[toodlepops.]

My mum says that kind of stuff sometimes too. XD
But yea, you can't lose your virginity while wearing a tampon. I read that tampons are placed differently then that of a sexual intercourse.

[topsyturvy]

my best friend's mom says the oddest things...for example she thinks that having more than one piercing on your ears is slutty...

^ Well, a lot of people think that actually. I dunno, I guess it depends on what earrings you wear in those extra piercings.. studs, dangles, or hoops.

yes. she's so prejudiced when driving, it drives me nuts.
"women are such horrible drivers!"
so what, are you a man?

^ LOL!! My dad is one of those people who say that. He is so sexist when it comes to driving.

[perfectxflaw23]

I forget which box it is.. but print off information from either playtex or tampax and it answers a question like that.

Yes, she is really really ignorant sometimes.

[misoshiru]

My mom says stupid things all the time. Mainly, contradictory things.

Mom: (Says some stuff in Cantonese)
Me [on cell phone]: "Don't rush me, mom, I just came out of the band room! I can't FLY home!"
Mom: "I'm not rushing you! I'm just telling you to hurry up! Don't give me that attitude!"

hahahah my mom does that too.

[bravodancer04]

how would u lose ur virginity if u were a tampon..u can only lose ur virginity when u have sex..

well, wearing a tampon can break your hymen..but that doesnt necessarily mean you won`t be a virgin

for example she thinks that having more than one piercing on your ears is slutty...

o wow i have 12 lmao

[jenika]

hahahaa...thats why i didnt ask if i can wear one...cause i knew i'd probably get the same answer or something of that sort...i think parent are just...clueless...i recently had an argument cause they think that i cut school...EVERYDAYY...cause i come home at like 11:40...sigh...i told them getting left back would mean an extra year with them...why would i do that to myself...

but all in all i still love them

[bravodancer04]

i recently had an argument cause they think that i cut school...EVERYDAYY...cause i come home at like 11:40...sigh...i told them getting left back would mean an extra year with them...why would i do that to myself...

wow how do you get out that early??

[missaeb]

hahah...that's pretty funny! My mom and I actually get along really well, but I could totally relate to the story about rushing me to get home. Happened all the time in high school!

[jennyjenny]

My parents are dumb, too.

[Baku]

you just need to give your mom a tap on the face... with the back of your hand :D

[youdrivinmegrape...]

My mom says stupid things all the time. Mainly, contradictory things.

Mom: (Says some stuff in Cantonese)
Me [on cell phone]: "Don't rush me, mom, I just came out of the band room! I can't FLY home!"
Mom: "I'm not rushing you! I'm just telling you to hurry up! Don't give me that attitude!"

hahahaa...I found that funny

[xo_rock]

[FONT=Arial][SIZE=1][COLOR=gray]hmmmmm my mom has said tons of stuff..idk like i was going to a party once, and it was just a stupid little party (i was just going because i felt bad for the girl..but shh..) and my moms like (in front of my friend) now remember, no smoking any pot or drinkng..yes yes mom ik..

[xj_liana_tx]

haha that's pretty funny

well... my mom said a lot of funny stuff, can't blame her, just trying to make conversation.

[silver-rain]

Yeah, my mom says stupid stuff all the time... it really annoys me too. And I'm sure if I asked my mom if I could use a tampon, she'd react the same way, so I have to keep it a secret that I use them...

[OriskybusinessO]

yea she says some weird stuff, exsspacially when were in front of my dad

[swe3ttemptasian]

everyday, but I know it's not always wrong.. I just want to be right!

[blah1234567]

wtf is right...i guess you can go out to the store and buy yourself your own box and use those...but be careful coz theres a risk of finding out what youve been doing..or mabye you can prove to her that if you use a tampon it doesnt make you lose your virginity by showing her on the internet...;)

[lilxroxy]

she`s right. it can break your hymen

[jordanriane]

she`s right. it can break your hymen

True, but with American culture, sexual intercourse causes the loss of virginity.
Though some western culture's believe that breaking the hymen causes the loss.

Honestly though would you want to tell everyone you lost your virginity to bike/tampon/etc? ;\

[ficklenesswhatev...]

Eh, I don't like tampons anyway. Can't stand 'em.

But my mom woulda let me wear them on my first period. I tried them and everything, but I hate it. Hate the thought. Ewewew. (I obviously stay with pads.)

[VGyrl88]

I don't think my mom ever says anything stupid, at times when she's yelling at me for doing something wrong though, I think she's unintelligent then..that's because I'd be contradicting and wanting to talk-back but I can't since she's an elder..

[norconlipentut]

i think your mom means that it can pop your cherry or something like that

[angel-roh]

ROFL! that's sooo funny!! HAHAHA your mom is so funny.


anyways, hmm... oh yeah i remember one.

susan: oma, im gona go out with my guy friends!
mom: what? NO! you can't!
susan: why?
mom: they're dangerous!
susan: so you're considering my guy friends as a "bad friends". you don't even know them.
mom: Guys are dangerous. they rape you!!
susan: uhh mom...not all guys.
mom: YOU'RE NOT GONA LISTEN TO ME?!?!
susan: what's wrong with you? my friends are awesome. they dont hurt me. besides they have girlfriends.
mom: you will regret it, you will regret hanging out with your guy friends!


i thought that was funny.. my mom is kinda stupid when it comes to guys... GOSH. she thinks all guys are dangerous!!! oh so my dad is dangerous when he's a pastor ooooooh.

[shortiiex]

liek my mom doesn't say stuff like taht but she does say some superstitious shit....

[Shattered_Hope]

she has her moments..

[__heartache]

my friend lost her virginity when she used a tampon...she accidently popped her cherry and yea

[yukichan]

my parents think im going to lose my viginity....i dont even have a boyfriend either...lol...

[tinababy143]

LoL thats funnie..my mom lies to me sometimes or tries to use reverse psychology on me..but thats about it

[KELLYYY]

No, my mom doesn't say stuff like that... losing your virginity by a tampon!? Wow. That's the most craziest thing ever. o.o Tampon is like..a dildo.

[xXMomoBubbleTeaX...]

My mom always thinks that she can never be wrong at least your mom can say something stupid!!!...and not think that she can never be wrong...

[whatiismae]

haha yeah my friends mom told her she would lose her virginity if she used a tampon, just because it was a thing that entered her in through there and "popped her cherry" so that makes her not a virgin anymore. but wouldnt your mom want you to do that before so that sex is not completely painful? i wouldnt want my daughter to wail during sex or anything and scare the boy..

[Hiphop d[-_-]b]

thats hekkkkka stupid tho`. just cos yu pop yur cherry dont mean your not a virgin. a penis coming intact with your vagine is when you lose your virginity. im 12 and my cherry is already popped.



ahahahha i kno what yur thinkin`. noo i popped it when i was 7.


kosz i was doing the splits. and yeah, im very very flexible, even now.

[ilauqh]

my mom can say stupid stuff but she's kind of kidding.. she knows better than what your mom said lol

[ohh_so_elektrikk...]

my moms stupid. i was asking her one day if i could wear a tampon [ i dont kno why i was asking her i shoulda just got one and shoved it up in there ] and she said `no, you`ll lose your virginity` i was thinkin` WTF. you can only lose your virginity wihen a penis enters your vagina. i felt like strangling her

has your mom every said anything completely stupid that made you angry or anything ? my mom does it alot.

no, you lose your virginity when you have an orgasm. not just when the penis enters the vagina. but you should try and educate your mom on tampons, and let her know that they dont cause you to lose your virginity when inserted. im just glad my mom isnt like that.... i would die if i couldnt wear tampons!!

[parallel]

No?
I don't think my mom has said anything that stupid..no offence to your mom.
On the other hand...your mom isn't an being an idiot or anything, she's just being a mom.

[EmmalieV]

my mom says that too , but it can break your hymen,

[sammehmyst]

my moms stupid. i was asking her one day if i could wear a tampon [ i dont kno why i was asking her i shoulda just got one and shoved it up in there ] and she said `no, you`ll lose your virginity` i was thinkin` WTF. you can only lose your virginity wihen a penis enters your vagina. i felt like strangling her

has your mom every said anything completely stupid that made you angry or anything ? my mom does it alot.

+

hm, maybe she sees it as a form of masturbation?



k. i'll stop. just something that could possibly be going on in her mind.

[May]

This thread is pretty upsetting. A lot of you guys are calling your parents, the people that gave you birth, stupid, morons, dumb, ECT. Way to show your respect.

ANYWAY, it's common for foreign parents to not understand American cultures. We grew up around this. It's so much different for them. In other cultures no one is allowed to see/touch your vagina, let alone put anything up there. It’s completely unheard of.

Many foreign parents go through a series of culture shock and there way of deal with it is by totally dismissing the ideal without the knowledge of what they are saying no to.

I suggest you sit your mom down and explain to her why you want to use a tampon. If you have no particular reason to then her answer would be understandable. There's nothing wrong with pads.

I've found that parents are so much easier to get along with if you're not constantly fighting every little thing they say. Just talk to them. They listen and they love you. They just want what's best for you.

[clarissa]

I know this is an old topic but I'll just post anyways.

I love my mom and all, but sometimes she's just not so.. smart.. about things. I'm going to Hawaii in a few days so I asked her if she could buy some tampons just in case something comes up and she starts freaking out. She said they were only for married people or people with "experience" and etc. Crazy.

And I agree with May. My mom's not from here so I guess she doesn't understand American culture and such. But sometimes it's just hard for them to accept things and in this case, it's tampons.

[Spirited Away]

This thread is pretty upsetting. A lot of you guys are calling your parents, the people that gave you birth, stupid, morons, dumb, ECT. Way to show your respect.

ANYWAY, it's common for foreign parents to not understand American cultures. We grew up around this. It's so much different for them. In other cultures no one is allowed to see/touch your vagina, let alone put anything up there. It’s completely unheard of.

Many foreign parents go through a series of culture shock and there way of deal with it is by totally dismissing the ideal without the knowledge of what they are saying no to.

I suggest you sit your mom down and explain to her why you want to use a tampon. If you have no particular reason to then her answer would be understandable. There's nothing wrong with pads.

I've found that parents are so much easier to get along with if you're not constantly fighting every little thing they say. Just talk to them. They listen and they love you. They just want what's best for you.

Though this was posted a while ago, I wanted to say:
Kudos. Very well said.

[5ayuri]

One time we were in the store and I asked if we could buy tampons instead of pads and she said only married women used tampons. Uhh..yeahh.

[HoodieObsessed]

no..? lol not that i can remember
how would u lose ur virginity if u were a tampon..u can only lose ur virginity when u have sex..

agreed with you. My mom is very resnoble...well, at least almost all of the time.

And on that point your mom is very stupid I must say, tampons are the best invention mankind has ever made.

At least in my opinion

[ktsou11]

yea she does, but whatever. i just let her vent her anger out on me.

[#1distortion]

well actualy your mother is partialy correct, if you use a tampon you could break you hymen and technicly that means you've lost your virginity, but you really loose your compleate virginity when a guy sticks his thing in you (lol) but no my mom has never said anything stupid like that to me

[vehvih]

Hey, my mom thinks that if I would have a boyfriend I would have big problems, my grades would mentally go down and I would bring a baby to the house right away.



Your mom and my mom should hang out.

[mouse_3k]

Lol my mom thinks stupid stuff.

Mom: Change the channel the scary movie is scaring your friend
Friend: no not really
Mom: Stephanie change it, its scary
Me: She just said its not scaring her...
Mom: when she says no it means yes


when she does that stupid stuff, i get so pissed off and I dont do w/e she tells me.

[islandkiss]

My mother's exactly like that as well. I personally dislike tampons but I had swimming classes and I had to use one. She said I couldn't because if I did I would "lose my virginity". I used one anyway.

[Atobe_Keigo]

This thread is pretty upsetting. A lot of you guys are calling your parents, the people that gave you birth, stupid, morons, dumb, ECT. Way to show your respect.

ANYWAY, it's common for foreign parents to not understand American cultures. We grew up around this. It's so much different for them. In other cultures no one is allowed to see/touch your vagina, let alone put anything up there. It’s completely unheard of.

Many foreign parents go through a series of culture shock and there way of deal with it is by totally dismissing the ideal without the knowledge of what they are saying no to.

I suggest you sit your mom down and explain to her why you want to use a tampon. If you have no particular reason to then her answer would be understandable. There's nothing wrong with pads.

I've found that parents are so much easier to get along with if you're not constantly fighting every little thing they say. Just talk to them. They listen and they love you. They just want what's best for you.

Yes, this was well put. It's true too. Just explain to her why you want to use it or have to use it.

[OhXiet_ItzDonnA]

How can you lose your virginity if you didnt do it with nobody? the tampons not a penis. Omg, but anyways, I dont think my mom said anything stupid before..not that i can remember..

[jazzydancer9]

well i think your mom is on crack...