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"The Ultimate Dumb BLonde Joke", It's a dumb blonde joke...
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post Mar 13 2005, 01:05 PM
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I dunno if this was posted any where else...but oh well

--A blonde calls her boyfriend and says,"Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
He askes,"What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says,"According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She let's him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box, then turns to her and says,"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says,"Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..." he sighed,

"We'll put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
 
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post Mar 13 2005, 02:30 PM
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lmao! i've heard something similar to this.
 
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post Mar 13 2005, 04:22 PM
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haha. thats funny. i think i heard something like that.
 
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post Mar 13 2005, 04:24 PM
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sorry. i drowned your fish.
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lol that`s funny.
 
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post Mar 13 2005, 04:45 PM
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YOUR FUNNY!
eddit:// 400th post
 
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post Mar 13 2005, 04:46 PM
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LMAO....hehe... biggrin.gif ...that was the best blonde joke I heard soOo far!!...hehe
 
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post Mar 13 2005, 05:18 PM
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Heard it before...but still funny!rofl
 
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post Mar 13 2005, 08:02 PM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me.
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lol at first i thought it'd b for like 5-6 years old and it took her that long then i was like ohh frosted flakes lol.. good one
 
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post Mar 13 2005, 08:45 PM
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i've never wanted anything rationale.
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not really funny...
 
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post Mar 13 2005, 08:57 PM
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seon ho posted this joke before... hammer.gif
 
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post Mar 14 2005, 12:24 AM
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lol, i saw it here before.
but funny joke (;
 
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post Mar 14 2005, 02:28 AM
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make me lala
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hahah ! that was fcking hilarious !
 
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post Mar 14 2005, 06:15 AM
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someone's posted this before.


please use the search button next time.
 
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post Mar 14 2005, 03:21 PM
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whaaaaaaat?
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posted before.

booo. stubborn.gif
 
5ayuri
post Mar 14 2005, 10:20 PM
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Too slow.
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heard this one befor but this version is beter
 
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post Mar 15 2005, 12:28 AM
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haahah
that was funny
 
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post Mar 15 2005, 03:54 PM
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ha....blondes...
 
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post Mar 15 2005, 06:40 PM
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highfive.
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haha. funny; but i heard this one before.
 
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post Mar 15 2005, 07:50 PM
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haha AWW THATS ADORABLE!
 
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post Mar 16 2005, 12:23 AM
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its been posted :X
 
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post Mar 17 2005, 07:08 PM
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I heard it before, but tis all the more awesome. =)
 
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post Mar 17 2005, 07:11 PM
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Lol... silly blondes..
 
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post Mar 17 2005, 08:20 PM
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lol, my brother told me this joke the other day and i just cracked up!! i always wonder if blondes are realy THAT stupid! laugh.gif thanks for sharing^^
 
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post Mar 18 2005, 06:14 PM
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Aww. How funny. =]
 
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post Mar 18 2005, 06:18 PM
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Im as fake as a widow's smile ;)
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lmao oh wow thats funny
 
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post Mar 18 2005, 06:26 PM
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crushed.
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haahha, I love it! how dumb but funny=)
 
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post Mar 19 2005, 12:50 AM
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That's so hilarious!
 
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post Mar 19 2005, 12:52 AM
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laugh.gif LAMO!
 
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post Mar 21 2005, 05:44 AM
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haha!lol.
 
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post Mar 23 2005, 08:37 PM
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i just want BANG BANG BANG
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wowsers... thats the oldest joke. my grandma fckin told that one to me rolleyes.gif
 
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post Mar 24 2005, 12:06 AM
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who ma bitch? you ma bitch, bitch.
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lmao. thats so funny
 
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post Mar 24 2005, 12:12 AM
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HAHA i actually laughed out loud.
 
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post Mar 28 2005, 02:04 AM
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...and so it is.
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HaHa, poor guy. I want some Frosted Flakes now... _unsure.gif
 
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post Mar 28 2005, 02:09 AM
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she doesn't even know
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Oh man that was funny! haha....
 
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post Mar 29 2005, 09:33 PM
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haha; i read that before =)
 
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post Mar 30 2005, 06:35 AM
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hahahaha...thats awesome
 
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post Mar 30 2005, 06:05 PM
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lol, thats mildly funny,
 
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post Mar 30 2005, 06:15 PM
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lmao
 
ilov3chubbs
post Mar 31 2005, 12:07 AM
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billie joe flossing, how hot is THAT?!
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haha! thats so funny! surprisingly i've never heard that one before!
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 10:57 AM
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to be loved by someone you love is.. everything
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lol, something similar to this.. but bit of a different ending
 
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