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| *CrackedRearView* |
 Mar 13 2005, 02:06 AM
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Post some of those genius little quips you've seen written on bathroom stalls. Here are a few of mine:
Here I sit in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper. Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or will I be forced to use my finger? For some it's a place to sit, and think, For some it's a place to shit, and stink, I come here to scratch my balls, And read the writing on the walls. Everyone pisses on the floor...be a hero and shit on the ceiling. |
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Mar 13 2005, 02:08 AM
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 Senior Member  Group: Official Member Posts: 4,882 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,064 |
haha those are funny. In the stalls All I usually see is like "so-and-so is a bitch" and "I eff'd blah blah blah last night". Or sometimes, people will put their phone numbers on there. I never really got that part.
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Mar 13 2005, 10:16 PM
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 Hah! Its funny cause its true... Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 89,954 |
lmao. I am afraid of public toilets so I haven't really read any but my friend tells me that its mosty just insults at teachers.
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Mar 13 2005, 10:37 PM
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 Holla if ya hate me Group: Member Posts: 2,386 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 80,819 |
Above one of the urinals it said "f**k You" with an arrow pointing down. xD
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Mar 13 2005, 11:34 PM
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 rwar (; Group: Member Posts: 590 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,308 |
mine says eff you and all that stuff.
but i saw this once. if you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe your seat 
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Mar 13 2005, 11:49 PM
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hahahahah
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Mar 14 2005, 03:24 PM
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 whaaaaaaat? Group: Member Posts: 2,293 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,660 |
see, i tend not to memorize things i see in public bathrooms.
i have better things to do. but god, those are funny. 
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Mar 14 2005, 03:35 PM
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 uoyevoli Group: Member Posts: 177 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 81,430 |
lol. me too. but i do see hearts with peoples names and such...
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Mar 15 2005, 03:57 PM
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QUOTE(CrackedRearView @ Mar 13 2005, 2:06 AM) For some it's a place to sit, and think, For some it's a place to shit, and stink, I come here to scratch my balls, And read the writing on the walls.  i liek that poem....it is good |
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Mar 15 2005, 04:07 PM
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 I have no life Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,675 |
QUOTE Everyone pisses on the floor...be a hero and shit on the ceiling. haha I sawid that while we were getting rdy for swimming and I was in the bathroom...everyone started cracking up |
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Mar 15 2005, 06:28 PM
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 highfive. Group: Member Posts: 1,301 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,951 |
I don't remember.. but I do see ALOT of bitching at and stuff.
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Mar 15 2005, 07:34 PM
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Running Group: Member Posts: 596 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 96,064 |
QUOTE(cRaZiiXbEauTiFul @ Mar 14 2005, 3:35 PM) lol. me too. but i do see hearts with peoples names and such... Wow thats so romantic... Meh just more reading material for me 0.0 |
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Mar 17 2005, 07:57 PM
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alli Group: Member Posts: 513 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,108 |
im not a guy but my friend told me this was written on the bathroom wall in the guys bathroom..
when your sitten on the john, and the toilet papers gone, be a man, use your hand. |
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Mar 17 2005, 08:00 PM
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 who ma bitch? you ma bitch, bitch. Group: Member Posts: 1,920 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,278 |
QUOTE(alli @ Mar 17 2005, 4:57 PM) im not a guy but my friend told me this was written on the bathroom wall in the guys bathroom.. when your sitten on the john, and the toilet papers gone, be a man, use your hand. lmao thats so funny lol |
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Mar 17 2005, 08:19 PM
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 `non;chalance Group: Member Posts: 700 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,113 |
there are tons in the girl's bathroom at school! its always about talking about how so and so is a b!tch or how they did this and that last night. very disturbing.. i just cant see how people can sit and do their business while scribbling something on the walls/stalls.
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