weird sentences Options

[korbana05]

When I mean weird sentences, I mean... have you ever mixed up your sentence up to where it just sounded so weird or heard anyone do that?

Ex: I heard my friend say in Sunday school "bow your eyes and close your heads" lol

another...

Ex: my teacher said this "I dont understand what you're saying... i have Dain Bramage"

keke anything you heard or said that was weird like that?

[*krnxswat*]

kEkE i duNo whAt uRe TOlkIng aBouT ^-^ kEkEkee

[*salcha*]

^
wow. now that's just really weird, coming from you.

[korbana05]

kEkE i duNo whAt uRe TOlkIng aBouT ^-^ kEkEkee

[*Azarel*]

"She looks like a banana!"
.. I meant to say monkey.

I've also had those dyslexic moments, like your original post. ._.

[to-devastate]

^ROFL.

Yeah. One day, I was thinking to ask my friend "Did you get a haircut?" What came out was "Did you have a haircut?"

[jordanriane]

My best friend and I have had our moments such as you.

"Who f-cked in the parking driveway?"
"Where's the knork?" (she thought knife, apparently, but.. said.. that.)

[*krnxswat*]

I was chatting with my friend and we were conversing about a particular subject, then I meant to say "yooo that's so awesome" but it came off as "yooo that's so orange."
It was really a weird moment, because I wasn't eating an orange or anything and he's just like wtf.

[StarlitxFrosT]

kEkE i duNo whAt uRe TOlkIng aBouT ^-^ kEkEkee

dunno why that cracked me up.

[DaTru KataLYST]

"Where we are?"

[*stephinika*]

yeah i've had my dyslexic moments too...some examples of what i've said:
"the cold is ground."
"you're a gork." (combo of geek/dork)
"just run your hands through your fingers." (instead of fingers through hair )
etc.

[dahding]

yeah i've had my dyslexic moments too...some examples of what i've said:
"the cold is ground."
"you're a gork." (combo of geek/dork)
"just run your hands through your fingers." (instead of fingers through hair )
etc.

haha, dyslexic steph. silly girl.

[xTINAA]

Yeah, I always have those moments. Some of the times the meaning is pretty clear but it's just gramatically incorrect. I call those my FOB moments. Haha.

[FoOd]

My favorite one would be
"close the light!"

[gigiopolis]

Me: "I have a craving to play Sider Spolitaire."
Friend: "...what?"
Me: "Oh. Wait. Spider Solitaire."

[teeners4]

haha meet TINA! that's me! i cant speak ANY language properly. not chinese, french or english. although i do use all 3 of them. it's kinda sad.

i mix up words all the time. my friends call them the "ditzy moments"

cant think of any right now except like the first science class of high school i had to read the sentence "earth contains many organisms" or something like that and as you may have guessed i said orgasm =D

[clarissa]

My favorite one would be
"close the light!" 

ohmygosh. people make fun of me when i say that... it was a habit i got from my parents. :(

[blackbow]

my statistics teacher once said while talking about probability

"toin cosses" and she said that 3 times over the course of a week.


shes also said some weird things like... when she was randomly commenting on the window caulk that had just been redone in the classroom, she said,

"man, i need some of caulk in my house"

and obviously that sounded really wrong especially for the people that didn't know what caulk was.

[ethik dreamer]

I can vaguely remember a long time ago on the createblog chatroom when I put "even if you do like shit" instead of putting "even if you do look like shit" or something like that.

AHH, I can't seem to remember things as well.

[Brneydgrl]

I accidently cut this guy off in the parkinglot of walmart and took his spot. when my boyfriend called me on it, i meant to say "I wanted to be here more"

it came out "I wanted Walmart better"

[*instantmusic*]

What can I do you for?

[KissMe2408]

my bro used to say, "my Headfore hurts" instead of my forehead hurts. and of course our classic, "please leave ur name and address after the beep"

[yukichan]

kEkE i duNo whAt uRe TOlkIng aBouT ^-^ kEkEkee

huh??
ya that happens to me a lot..i dont remember what i said though...sorry..lol..

[gelionie]

Umm... I can't remember any special ones from myself, except my classteacher once said "b*tch and chest club" instead or "bridge and chess club".

[Ballpointpencil]

Ex: I heard my friend say in Sunday school "bow your eyes and close your heads" lol

I've used that one before... when asking the entire band to bow their eyes and close their heads for prayer before a football game. Didn't even realize what I had said until I had finished the prayer. XD

And yes, I words up my mix all the time.

[angel-roh]

"I eat chicken fingers" I think my friend wanted to say chicken strip....

[ElusiveDreams]

I was in the middle of saying "oh my God"
but all of a sudden i stopped and said "sh*t"
so I said "Oh my sh*t"

[EmmalieV]

hmm i get mixed up all the time cant remember one specifically =(

[racoons > you]

im going with selen and haira. (helen and sarah)

[Ington]

Once i was talking to one of my friends and was about to call him a few obscenities. Instead, I ended up saying, "You foop...". Yes. That's what I said. My mouth wasn't listening to me, and just blurted out whatever it wanted to. I noticed I was completely screwed in the middle and had no way to save myself, so i just stopped talking.

Also, back in elementary school, we used to have Book Logs, where we would write down the books we read that year (25 books per year). My dad would always remind me to fill part of it out, but instead of saying 'Book Log', he would say 'Log Book'. And he did that every single time. Lol.

[glit_gal]

I can vaguely remember a long time ago on the createblog chatroom when I put "even if you do like shit" instead of putting "even if you do look like shit" or something like that.

AHH, I can't seem to remember things as well.

haha when i read that, i didn't even notice what was wrong.

[lisaaaaaaa]

There was this one day where I kept on saying weird things at the mall....but I only remember one thing I said: Pock Runk. I meant Punk Rock. o__o Oh, and when i had a boyfriend and I was asking my friend what I should get him for Valentine's Day, I was reading something and it had a name, so instead of putting my boyfriend's name, I said the other person's name that I was reading about. Hehe. I always mix my words that way.

[demolished]

Of course, i always confuse myself because i suck at english. i know what to said in my head but it doesnt come out propertly.

" hey, you marknow er "

supposely, it should be " hey, you need marker now ? "

[x-klutzibabi-x]

One time I was with my sister, and I forgot to get something from the house and we were in a hurry. So my sister stayed in the car while I was going in the house, and when I was on my way to the house my sister yelled out "RUN LIKE A BIRD!"....she meant to say "Run like the wind."

[kokosofly]

Yeah 'The long is line' instead of the line is long

Oh and my friend the other day asked me "Where is in Berlin?" instead of What is Berlin in

[*CrackedRearView*]

One time I said 'I'm so excited about going to Yew Nork'.

Felt like a royal douche afterwards.

[nevernothere]

I swear to drunk, I'm not God!

[KELLYYY]

"Turn off the door."
"Close the lights."

[lovescream]

I'm gonna james and kick kill.

wtf, that didn't make sense.
I said it today.
I meant i'm gonna kick and kill james.

I wasn't thinking.

[Ington]

Woot I've got another one. Yesterday I had a math test, and one of the answers to the questions was '25'. So i wrote '5f'.

[kayiiem]

haha yuhh that happens to me soo many times. one time i said "let's poop all night long" instead of "lets party all night long" there were some weird ones i don't remember that i said to my friends but i speak vietnamese and i get mixed up with some words sometimes and like when i was small i was standing next to this nail polish holder i accidently knocked it down and i said "oops it fell by it self" when i ment "oops it knocked over by itself" [ in viet ] haha.

[yeseulx3]

"what the problem is?"

"go to the chicken to get kitchen..."

[crazeegirl411]

"what the problem is?"

"go to the chicken to get kitchen..."

Damn. I was about to say "Let's go to the chicken." My friend didn't even notice

Once, my friend said, "Cheet n Mease."

[xbr0kensmil3]

one day my friend said something weird and i was about to say freak and it came out as feek cuz i was also thinking about saying geek.

[crazeegirl411]

I was chatting with my friend and we were conversing about a particular subject, then I meant to say "yooo that's so awesome" but it came off as "yooo that's so orange."
It was really a weird moment, because I wasn't eating an orange or anything and he's just like wtf.

That happens to me when I'm sleepy and I try to write something. When I reread the next day, I would see a bunch of random words whenever I nod off.

[KELLYYY]

"Who you are?"

[whyohsokind443]

i do that a lot.

[*jooleeah*]

I was trying to say Raymond but instead I said " Raydamend". It was...really weird.

[*x____duckii*]

"Have you ever arm your slit?" – Me

I hate it when I do that ><;;

[twelveislands]

I don't really do that. I just say a sentence and it seems rude/dirty I never mean to though I have dirty minded friends

[whomps]

That happens to me ALL the time.

"Who are you voting for, Bore or Gush?"
^ In the 2000 election.

[delicateATROCiTY]

'go take a railroad to the yukon.'

^worst insult i've ever said.

[yellowgurl]

i did many times but cant remember any right now.

oo.. wait.. umm... my chinese teacher said in English

"Lets try making uposites (opposites) for each phrase"

-_- thats the best i can think of.

[WhiteLotus*]

I always do that whenever I'm thinking of something else while speaking to someone. It happens to often for me to recall what exactly happened.

And then I think I'm somewhat dyslexic, too, so I remember when I was reading a line from the Crucible, I paused and thought to myself," That isn't a word..."

[SKDMNLE]

yup wash your teeth and brush your face. =|

[*salcha*]

well, this isnt exactly like yours, but me and my friends were typing on email and we were talking about the election after Bush was re-elected,

her: omg yay bush one (supposed to be won)
and to get her back..
i typed: yeah, i'm happy two

[jnukes]

haha meet TINA! that's me! i cant speak ANY language properly. not chinese, french or english. although i do use all 3 of them. it's kinda sad.

i mix up words all the time. my friends call them the "ditzy moments"

cant think of any right now except like the first science class of high school i had to read the sentence "earth contains many organisms" or something like that and as you may have guessed i said orgasm =D

lmfaooooooooooo .. =D ..


but yea .. i'm not really good with PRONOUNS .. so i always replace "he" with "she" and all that good stuff .. >.<

[talcumpowder]

"The indians were fighting the... The... White men?"
^ I feel asleep, and couldn't think of anything. My history teacher won't let me live it down >.o

"Nigenkai was it? AH! >.o"
^ If you don't understand, nigenkai means carrot world. Ningenkai means human world. I was writing down something in Japanese, and it came out carrot, not human.

[DanielleMaria05]

OMG! I'm dyslexic, (sp) so I do that all the time. Like the other day, i said something stupid, and I was like "open foot, insert mouth"..when it should have been open mouth.... lol...

[love vs absence]

looool.
i do that all the time.
my friend and i were talking on aim
and he was like
"brb.. gotta go to my room for sex"
and i was like.. uhh what??
he meant a sec.

[loljuliana]

I once jumped from somewhere high up. And sometimes when you jump, pain shoots up from the sole of your feet. I screamed out "THAT HURTEDED". And sometimes I say "You rippeded it!" I tend to add the "ed" at the end.

[teeners4]

haha well once i was saying to a teacher

"mr carnation can i still buy some steele?"

i meant to say mr steele can i still buy some carnation