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 Mar 9 2005, 03:18 PM
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 sarcasm hides what you really feel  Group: Member Posts: 550 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,105  |
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden, and Uncle Sam, were out walking together one day. They came across a lantern, and a Genie popped out of it. "I will give each of you one wish -- that's three wishes total," said the Genie. The Canadian responded with, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the Genie's eye, "POOF," the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan so high that no infidels, Jews, or Americans, can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, "POOF," there was a huge wall around Afghanistan. Uncle Sam (a former civil engineer) asked, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explained, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out -- virtually impenetrable." Uncle Sam then made his wish: "Fill it with water."
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Mar 9 2005, 04:06 PM
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 :) Group: Member Posts: 139 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,572 |
funny....
but only when you can laugh internally 
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Mar 9 2005, 06:08 PM
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 I have no life Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,675 |
that made me smile......:)
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Mar 10 2005, 08:07 PM
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 rwar (; Group: Member Posts: 590 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,308 |
lol nice joke,
made me smile (; |
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Mar 10 2005, 08:54 PM
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 whaaaaaaat? Group: Member Posts: 2,293 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,660 |
meh. heard better versions. this one needs to have better segue. like for example. why is the canadian even there?
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Mar 13 2005, 05:31 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
LOL. Go Uncle Sam!
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Mar 13 2005, 07:43 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lol ..made me smile
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Mar 13 2005, 09:43 PM
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haha
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Mar 14 2005, 03:28 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
haha thats funny
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Mar 14 2005, 06:13 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
that made me smile (:
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