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 Mar 7 2005, 03:00 PM
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Ok .. I searched and I didn't find the joke. Don't get pissed off if you've heard it before.
Ok .. Hilary Clinton died and she went to heaven. Then, suddenly this elf pulled her over to this room full of clocks. The elf explained to Hilary what it was about. Whenever a mortal did something bad, the clock would tick. The elf showed her Mother Teresa's clock. "It never ticked," he said. Then he showed her Abraham Lincoln's. "It ticked once," he remarked. Hilary was like .. do you know where my husband's clock is? The elf was like .. Oh sorry God's using it as a ceiling fan. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA |
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Mar 7 2005, 04:17 PM
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huh..i don't get it
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Mar 7 2005, 04:26 PM
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I'm with Stupid. Group: Member Posts: 410 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,973 |
Whenever someone did something bad .. the clock would tick. Bill Clinton's clock ticks a lot so God's using it as a ceiling fan ! =)
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Mar 7 2005, 07:52 PM
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i've heard this... it's not that funny...
but still.. pretty clever. |
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Mar 7 2005, 07:56 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
why would an elf do it and not an angel?
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Mar 7 2005, 08:40 PM
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 aNNa BaNaNa >.< Group: Member Posts: 102 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 104,244 |
QUOTE(Frankie @ Mar 7 2005, 7:56 PM) why would an elf do it and not an angel?  lol i was wondering the same thing too but the joke was okay >.< |
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Mar 7 2005, 09:02 PM
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hahah ive heard it before except that the elf was an angel and the clock ticked when someone told a lie
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Mar 7 2005, 09:03 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
haha it kinda took me a minute to get it lol
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Mar 7 2005, 10:36 PM
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:D
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Mar 7 2005, 10:40 PM
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QUOTE(Frankie @ Mar 7 2005, 5:56 PM) why would an elf do it and not an angel? LOL, I know. |
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Mar 8 2005, 12:37 AM
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I'm with Stupid. Group: Member Posts: 410 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,973 |
Eh .. because angels are cliches ! =)
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Mar 8 2005, 08:41 PM
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 who ma bitch? you ma bitch, bitch. Group: Member Posts: 1,920 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,278 |
lol i get it so funny
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