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Paris Hiltons Voicemail.
Mr. Slowjamz
post Mar 6 2005, 01:20 AM
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what do you think it says....if so obvious.
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http://media.ebaumsworld.com/lohanhilton.mp3

this is a message left by lindsay lohan on hiltons phone, its hilarious lolol
 
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post Mar 6 2005, 01:23 AM
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I don't find it funny.... and shouldn't this be in humor??? mellow.gif
 
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post Mar 6 2005, 01:26 AM
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ohh $hiii************************* i almost got my a$$ in sooooooooooooooooooooooo much trouble!!! hoooooooly crap everyones sleeping here!!!! lmao
 
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post Mar 6 2005, 01:26 AM
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BANNED
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Totally old, lol.
 
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post Mar 6 2005, 01:27 AM
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白人看不懂 !!!!
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---> [humor]
 
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post Mar 6 2005, 01:27 AM
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that heaven is overrated
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Holy crap! I had the volume up really high cause I couldn't hear her voice. Then suddenly that guy came up. Dude, I hope my parents did not hear that. _dry.gif
 
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post Mar 6 2005, 01:27 AM
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post Mar 6 2005, 01:28 AM
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白人看不懂 !!!!
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post Mar 6 2005, 01:31 AM
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define our lives for us.
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QUOTE(sharerol @ Mar 6 2005, 1:27 AM)
Holy crap!  I had the volume up really high cause I couldn't hear her voice.  Then suddenly that guy came up.  Dude, I hope my parents did not hear that. _dry.gif
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lol, haha, thanks for the post. tongue.gif I had it REAALLY loud because I couldn't hear either, then I read this and whew. I would've been really been in trouble. but.. wtf? blink.gif
 
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post Mar 6 2005, 01:54 AM
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ROFLMFAO!!!! the voice at the end scared me! hahahahaha
 
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post Mar 6 2005, 01:54 AM
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Moved to Humor!!!
 
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post Mar 6 2005, 06:42 AM
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Hi! I'm Dani :)
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HOLY SH*T THAT SCARED MEE AND I ALMOST GOT IN TROUBLE CUZ EVERY1 WAS SLEEPING. OMG I HAD MY EARS AGAINST THE SPEAKER. ahh still shaking
 
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post Mar 6 2005, 10:13 AM
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I have no life
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ROFL, good thing i was home alone, I had the volume turned high...grr....*plugs in headphones*
 
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post Mar 6 2005, 01:16 PM
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hahah!! i had to turn my volume up so loud to hear the first part.. hahahahah
good thing no one was home..
 
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post Mar 6 2005, 01:20 PM
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thats funny
 
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post Mar 6 2005, 07:33 PM
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I HATE YOU , I JUST GOT FIRED FROM MY JOB. ARE YOU HAPPY?
 
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post Mar 6 2005, 07:35 PM
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I HATE YOU , I JUST GOT FIRED FROM MY JOB. ARE YOU HAPPY?
You shouldn't be on cB on the job anyway, dumbass. It's your own fault.
 
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post Mar 6 2005, 07:35 PM
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QUOTE(Spiritedfreak @ Mar 6 2005, 1:31 AM)
lol, haha, thanks for the post. tongue.gif I had it REAALLY loud because I couldn't hear either, then I read this and whew. I would've been really been in trouble. but.. wtf?  blink.gif
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lol you saved me too. haha.
 
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post Mar 6 2005, 08:40 PM
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Holy sh*t... that was effin` freaky.
 
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post Mar 6 2005, 08:43 PM
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Kris is getting bonified.
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yo man i heard that b4 and i had the volume up so high..and i was all close to the comp and then some guy pops out and says i liek gay porn?? ROFL i duno..and t6hat was loud as sh*********t..dang man and my mom was like RIGHT THERE..so then i lowered the volume and then fast forward it to the guy part to hear wut he was sayin x]
 
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post Mar 7 2005, 01:45 PM
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I'm just a little bit crazy...
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Haha... I had headphones on.
 
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post Mar 7 2005, 04:21 PM
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taht freaked me out
 
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post Mar 7 2005, 06:03 PM
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to hell with you
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thats hot.
 
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post Mar 9 2005, 03:32 PM
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sarcasm hides what you really feel
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yea....funny...haha stubborn.gif
 
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post Mar 12 2005, 11:03 AM
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QUOTE(dani41790 @ Mar 6 2005, 7:42 AM)
HOLY SH*T THAT SCARED MEE AND I ALMOST GOT IN TROUBLE CUZ EVERY1 WAS SLEEPING. OMG I HAD MY EARS AGAINST THE SPEAKER. ahh still shaking
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OMG saaame exact thing happend to me!
 
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post Mar 12 2005, 11:34 AM
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i dont belive thats lindsey but it was pretty amusing
 
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post Mar 12 2005, 11:41 AM
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Ah, mon Dieu !
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QUOTE(karrar @ Mar 6 2005, 7:33 PM)
I HATE YOU , I JUST GOT FIRED FROM MY JOB. ARE YOU HAPPY?
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haha... sucks to be you!
 
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post Mar 12 2005, 02:04 PM
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whatever d00de
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lmao the voice at the end scared me. good thing i had headphones on even though no one's home.
 
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post Mar 12 2005, 03:08 PM
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that is not funny people need to leave paris alone
 
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post Mar 13 2005, 09:11 PM
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i got served.. badly
 
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post Mar 13 2005, 09:14 PM
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that's really retarded
 
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post Mar 14 2005, 07:12 AM
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HAHAHHAHAA..!! IS COULDN'T HEAR IT SO I PRESS THE SPEAKER AGAINST MAH EAR!! AHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHA THEN THE LAST PART SAID "I LOVE GAY PORN!! IM WATCHING GAY PORN"I WAS LIKE "WHT THE "MY MUM CAME IN AND SHE SAID .. "WHTS THT "AND I SAID "MAYBE IT'S THE NEIGHBOUR"AHAHA I SAID THT.. IT WASN'T!!
 
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post Mar 14 2005, 04:36 PM
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watch out for jellyfish.
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thank GOD im home alone o_o
 
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post Mar 14 2005, 10:15 PM
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Too slow.
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haha thank god i read the other peoples post about not turning on the volume to high =)
 
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post Mar 16 2005, 12:36 AM
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so can someone tell me what the message was?
 
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