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 Mar 3 2005, 09:19 PM
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gRaCiE  Group: Member Posts: 350 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 96,997  |
i saw this on jokes.com...iono if someoene already posted it already. its not really any offense to blondes or n e thing...i jsut thought it was funny:
A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time: a brown curly wig, big baggy clothes, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she approached the salesman again and said, "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied. |
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Mar 3 2005, 09:26 PM
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 NO. I'm not 13. or 14. or 15. or 16. Group: Member Posts: 4,616 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,577 |
i've heard this one before =] hahha.
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Mar 3 2005, 09:32 PM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 |
haha i've heard it b4 but still funny
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Mar 3 2005, 11:51 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 313 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 100,825 |
hahaha
I haven't heard of this one, but it was pretty good. |
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Mar 4 2005, 12:34 AM
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 Why is life such a burden? Group: Member Posts: 74 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 107,737 |
LOL that made me laff!
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Mar 4 2005, 03:21 PM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 3 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 90,715 |
lol .. funny!
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Mar 4 2005, 03:38 PM
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 I have no life Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,675 |
Heard this one but still funny...
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Mar 4 2005, 03:39 PM
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 j'adore dior Group: Member Posts: 289 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,477 |
aww..i still love my blonde hair
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Mar 4 2005, 06:29 PM
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 the crip killa. Group: Member Posts: 291 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,628 |
lol...thats a greedy one
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Mar 4 2005, 08:52 PM
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Just A Moment, Please Group: Member Posts: 111 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 106,724 |
uh, dont think its that funny
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Mar 4 2005, 08:52 PM
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Just A Moment, Please Group: Member Posts: 111 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 106,724 |
uh, dont think its that funny
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Mar 6 2005, 02:06 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 353 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,749 |
hahaha...cutee
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Mar 6 2005, 02:21 AM
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 i'm a d0rk =) Group: Member Posts: 209 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 88,870 |
lol funny. =P
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Mar 7 2005, 04:25 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
this was already posted..anyways...haha
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Mar 7 2005, 10:02 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 452 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 97,814 |
lols. mad me smile (:
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Mar 7 2005, 10:23 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 317 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 82,987 |
i cracked a smile.
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Mar 9 2005, 12:25 AM
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HAHAHHA.
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