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just another riddle, its very tough >.<
korbana05
post Feb 27 2005, 09:39 PM
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A man is sleeping in his house. At midnight he wakes up and decides he's hungry. So he goes upstairs to the kitchen to make his sandwich... only to find that he left the light on. So he eats his sandwich, turns off the light, and goes downstairs to sleep. In the morning as he leaves he sees the bodies of many dead people... What was the cause of this?











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The man lives in a light house... a hint would be that he had to go upstairs to his kitchen and the dead bodies are the bodies of those in ships that ran into it due to its loss of light... yah thats one my friend told me... the only problem with it is that i donno if they have kitchens in there lol... happy.gif
 
ryuusei
post Feb 28 2005, 12:30 AM
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a kitchen in a lighthouse? now THATS funny
 
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post Feb 28 2005, 02:03 AM
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she doesn't even know
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wow! I thought he turned off some hugey circuit.... blah
 
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post Feb 28 2005, 05:49 AM
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whatever d00de
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wasn't expecting it to be a lighthouse.
 
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post Feb 28 2005, 09:12 PM
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a kitchen in a lighthouse? now THATS funny


^ lmaoo

lol nice riddle _smile.gif
 
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post Feb 28 2005, 09:13 PM
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whoa i wud NEVEr have gottent hat lol
 
miss barnes
post Mar 1 2005, 01:17 PM
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i figured that the fact that he went upstairs would mean something in this riddle. i dont know if lighthouses have kitches though
 
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post Jun 8 2006, 04:46 PM
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he lives in a lighthouse, he goes upstairs, turns off the light so that the boats crash because there is no light.
 
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post Jun 9 2006, 08:19 AM
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oo, that's a good riddle. a lighthouse would be the last thing i would guess.
 

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