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sunday school class, lol
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post Feb 26 2005, 04:55 PM
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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted
 
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post Feb 26 2005, 05:06 PM
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Haha ive heard that before. Still funny though. =D
 
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post Feb 26 2005, 08:43 PM
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heard it too many times at my school...
 
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post Feb 26 2005, 10:17 PM
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this joke has been posted like 3 times already O_o
 
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post Feb 27 2005, 03:16 PM
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Haha ive heard that before. Still funny though. =D


same rolleyes.gif
 
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post Feb 27 2005, 09:16 PM
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http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=52784
oh and:
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...1&st=&p=&#entry
 
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post Feb 28 2005, 05:52 AM
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whatever d00de
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heard it before
 
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post Mar 1 2005, 01:13 PM
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i've heard it before but, its still refreshing
 
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post Mar 1 2005, 05:56 PM
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Never heard it. lol...
 
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post Mar 1 2005, 06:00 PM
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NO. I'm not 13. or 14. or 15. or 16.
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haha. i've never heard that joke. very interesting =]
 
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post Mar 1 2005, 07:39 PM
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to hell with you
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this is old.
 
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post Mar 5 2005, 02:40 PM
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november 25th,, <3
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hehehe.
 
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post Mar 5 2005, 03:38 PM
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This bitch better work!
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tsk tsk tsk. don't sleep in class. yawn.gif
 
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post Mar 6 2005, 01:51 AM
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i still think it's funny every time i hear it..lol
mary's pretty gosh darn cool.
 
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post Mar 7 2005, 02:33 PM
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I'm with Stupid.
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Where the hell is the originality here ?
 
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post Mar 7 2005, 02:44 PM
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˘ž Wanting it. ˘ž
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thats real old.
 
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post Mar 9 2005, 08:57 PM
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Too slow.
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yea ive heaard it befor but i still crack up
 
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post Mar 12 2005, 03:56 PM
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that is so funny
 
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post Mar 12 2005, 06:08 PM
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ive heard it, but its funny all the same xD
 
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post Mar 13 2005, 03:32 AM
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I'll never be who I was again..
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heard this one before...kinda funny though..
 
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post Mar 13 2005, 04:53 PM
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thats soO cute!!!..hehe..I never heardthat b4..lols... biggrin.gif
 
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post Mar 13 2005, 09:39 PM
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your finally done with the racist jokes... =)
 
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post Mar 14 2005, 07:00 AM
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I love that song..
i told it to all of my friendz. they call cracked out laughing their butt out!!
 
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post May 29 2005, 05:39 AM
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Sizzling. ;]
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lmao
 
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post May 29 2005, 06:39 PM
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LOLS i love that one.
 
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post May 29 2005, 06:50 PM
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it's not speeding it's called street racing
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I heard this one before in a diffrent way
 
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post May 29 2005, 10:00 PM
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I heard it before but it is funny. Haha.
 
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post May 30 2005, 03:33 AM
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laugh.gif...haha
 
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post May 30 2005, 05:30 AM
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haha. i still love it no matter what.
 
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post Jul 3 2005, 03:57 AM
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Wow. That Mary is one naughty girl.
 
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post Jul 3 2005, 05:04 AM
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skaters gonna skate.
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hah rhat's funny
 
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