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The asumming song, do you have a dirty mind?
d0rkbaby
post Feb 25 2005, 09:03 PM
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Its ok if you dont read the whole thing. Just read the first few lines enough =P

There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his...
Fist at some boys who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water their hands on their...
Marbles and playthings and at half past four
There came a young lady she looked like a...
Pretty young creature she sat on the grass
She pulled up her dress and she showed them her...
Ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to...
Bring up her children so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shovelling...
Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt...
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her...
Eyes at the fellow down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizeable...
Home in the country with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely she'd show him her...
Little pet dog who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her...
Small tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his...
Candy so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whipped cream all over her...
Cookies that she had left out on her shelf

lol its funnier when you listen to the actually song.
if you dont get it. the whole point of the song is to see if you guess the next word in the line beforehand and if you think its a dirty word =P
 
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post Feb 25 2005, 09:26 PM
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Lol i actually thought of dirty words. :-x
 
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post Feb 25 2005, 09:29 PM
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I have a dirty mindd..
 
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post Feb 25 2005, 09:38 PM
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OMG! Thats soooo funny!!!!! I love it. I was like reading, and about half way through, i started looking for what dirty word would fit!
 
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post Feb 25 2005, 09:43 PM
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i have an x-treme dirty mind.
 
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post Feb 25 2005, 11:09 PM
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ugh...i don't want to think about an old man shaking his... pinch.gif
 
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post Feb 25 2005, 11:16 PM
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aahahha that was funny tongue.gif
 
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post Feb 25 2005, 11:20 PM
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lol wow i didnt kno i was that dirty..lol.ok i did..neheheh ..i like that song.. whats the name of it?
 
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post Feb 25 2005, 11:44 PM
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yeah i got it. laugh.gif i am pretty sure that i got all the dirty words! sweating.gif i think you should post the url of the song! biggrin.gif
 
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post Feb 25 2005, 11:54 PM
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holy gosh! thats so dirty! igjrfgodigdo my scarred for life..or maybe I just have a dirty mind blink.gif
 
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post Feb 25 2005, 11:56 PM
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we've all been corrupted by fear, hate, and apparently..porn. o.O wtf?
 
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post Feb 26 2005, 12:57 AM
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Hahahaha. Lmaooo. That was funny. Dirty mind >.<
 
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post Feb 26 2005, 01:07 AM
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HAHA!! That is so flippin awesome!! And yes...I myself thought of a lot of dirty words..haha..I was like..hmm..what rhymes with..oh! Haha..it's only human nature.. whistling.gif Hehe..
 
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post Feb 26 2005, 01:12 AM
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omfg hahaha whoa i thought of alot of dirty words..woha ahhahaha
 
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post Feb 26 2005, 01:55 AM
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haha u guys dont want to know what i was thinking while i was reading this
 
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post Feb 26 2005, 01:55 AM
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<------has a dirty mind
haha
 
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post Feb 26 2005, 02:27 AM
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100% dirty rite hurr.
 
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post Feb 26 2005, 03:36 AM
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im a perv! cry.gif haha
 
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post Feb 26 2005, 03:39 AM
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yeah i agree.. hahah
 
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post Mar 6 2005, 02:26 AM
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QUOTE(BlissfulIgnorance @ Feb 25 2005, 9:20 PM)
lol wow i didnt kno i was that dirty..lol.ok i did..neheheh ..i like that song.. whats the name of it?
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the song is just called ...The Assuming Song. sry i dont have th url. i herd it on my frds mp3. and i couldnt find it.
 
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post Mar 6 2005, 02:30 AM
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haha i have a dirty mind...
 
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post Mar 6 2005, 02:59 AM
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QUOTE(d0rkbaby @ Mar 5 2005, 11:26 PM)
the song is just called ...The Assuming Song. sry i dont have th url. i herd it on my frds mp3. and i couldnt find it.
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yeah its the assumption song by the arrogant worms. i love it. the group too...all their music is hilarious. biggrin.gif
 
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post Mar 6 2005, 01:04 PM
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haha....dirty dirty words
 
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post Mar 7 2005, 07:33 AM
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oh my.. yes I thought of the dirrty words.. I'm gonna download this song! haha
 
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post Mar 7 2005, 08:37 AM
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Yep, I'm a perv. XD
 
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post Mar 7 2005, 11:30 AM
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wow, i think really dirty rolleyes.gif
 
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post Mar 7 2005, 04:43 PM
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QUOTE(XKali_chik_4_lifeX @ Mar 7 2005, 4:33 AM)
oh my.. yes I thought of the dirrty words.. I'm gonna download this song! haha
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ahahaha yeah, me too.
 
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post Mar 7 2005, 04:45 PM
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dirty dirty mind of mine
 
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post Mar 12 2005, 01:39 AM
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all of the words that i thought of were DIRTY
 
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post Mar 12 2005, 10:00 AM
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Haha, all of mine were dirty...

what are the real words ?
 
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post Mar 12 2005, 10:11 AM
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QUOTE(robb0 @ Feb 25 2005, 9:41 PM)
i didnt even have time to think...lol my brain just automatically filled in these words that my mother would disown me for.
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Haha yea me too.
 
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post Mar 12 2005, 10:31 AM
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Oh my. I'm ashamed! pinch.gif Not really, but haha that was funny! wink.gif
 
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post Mar 12 2005, 01:21 PM
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heh. its quite startling just how wquickly those words came to my mind
 

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